I'd like to give a shout out to MiniM236 who suggested to concept of the one shot. I'm sorry if you didn't want a Reader X Coulson, but I did do the pranking. So, since that's all cleared up, ONWARD, FELLOW ASGARDIANS!
Y/N and her boyfriend, Agent Phil Coulson, snuck through SHIELD HQ, water guns in their holsters, and water balloons in the briefcases that had "information" for directorr Nick Fury. The two walk into Fury's office, evil grins on their faces.
"Agent L/N, Coulson. Do you have the information on HYDRA?" Fury asked.
Y/N nodded, still smiling along with Coulson. They sat down and opened their briefcases, the open cases facing towards them.
Fury sat at his desk, waiting for a computer chip and file, but instead got a water balloon to the face. His eye widened, shock and his name sake filled his face.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Fury exclaims.
"We thought that maybe you'd think it's funny. Now, we have to get Hill. She's in the range,right?" Y/N asked, still smiling. She knew that Fury would never be that harsh on her. After all, he adopted her.
The director nodded, suppressing a smile.
The young woman smiled and skipped out of the office, while her partner in crime stayed behind. After a few minutes, Coulson came out of Fury's office, grinning like an idiot. His girlfriend thought that it was because they were about to prank Agent Hill, but little did she know that a surprise was waiting for her in the shooting range.
As the couple entered the room, it was empty, save for a small spotlight with a small set of keys on a very small key ring. Y/N walked over to the keys as Coulson pulled a small locked box out of his briefcase.
Y/N gasped as she read the keys. They said: " Will, You, Marry, Me?" and on two others there was "Yes, and No".
Behind her, Phil cleared his throat.
"Will you?" He asked, holding the box out for her to see. She pulled the yes key off and unlocked the box to see a simple gold band, nothing special.
"It's perfect," Y/N exclaimed.
THE END!
