Hey… Here I'm again! Long time no writing!
I have been crazy with work lately…
Here are more facts about our lovely Super Father! That we all know and love…
Some of them you might not know, but don't be afraid here you will know everything about JW! (*Silly Grin*)
Don't be shy…I know that you're dying to know more about JW…
And don't forget to send me a review…they are like cookies! (*master of puppy dog eyes*)
Disclaimer: Don't own them…Don't sue me!
JWF 11:
John Winchester hunted so many demons on Earth that when He felt tired …
He decided to go to Hell to hunt them on their own place.
JWF 12:
When John Winchester is bored … He likes to count numbers…
He already counted till infinite …
Twice!
JWF 13:
And to not lose his count, He likes to remember each demon, bad spirit and nasty creature he ever hunted, when he finishes there is a couple of them left.
JWF 14:
If 24 was protagonized by John Winchester it will be called 5 minutes.
JWF 15:
If JW was the star of 24 he would use his time like this:
10 hours fighting with Sammy
13 hours barking orders to Dean
½ hours hunting demons
25 minutes cleaning his guns
5 minutes to stop all the terrorists
JWF 15:
John made the Devil itself dress like a cheerleader and walk through the Times Square… Twice!
JWF 16:
Demos possessed people… JW possesses demons.
JWF 17:
Demons don't believe that 13 is an unlucky number, but they do hate the numbers 38 and 45.
There is no luck for them if they stumble on JW with a 38 special or a 45 long colt.
JWF 18:
JW doesn't fear the Dark. The Dark fears John Winchester.
JWF 19:
John Winchester hunted the black smoke on Lost, and killed it.
JWF 20:
Actually JW didn't escape Hell. He killed so many demons that they let him out.
Hope that this silly piece of writing made you laugh…even for a second…
Try to imagine all this absurd situations…If you don't even grin…Then I'll drop dead…so please…
Smile… and send me a review…or this author will hunt you down.
