Author's Note: No reviews but thank you for the favorite :) This chapter will be Sakon! Yaaay. Please R&R.
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black hole sun
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Sakon is all bald-headed and blue eyed and giggling because oooh, what's this Sakon? You've just stole another precious artifact, item, treasure? Oh goody.
It's a big beautiful mask that reminds the skinny little pickpocket-thief of Lion and if all those Poes weren't around he would've roared like a lion too. Those ninja things kind of scared him with their lamp eyes and black skin and if Sakon had looked closely at the Poes then the mask, the mask then the Poes, well he would have seen quite a bit of similarites. With ball-less eyes, just hollow and one single color. Poe; yellow. Mask; black. And maybe if Sakon would stop stealing for one measly little second and look in a mirror. He would sese some similarities between him, the Poe, and the Mask. Hollow, empty.
Sakon is all shut eyes (don't worry Sakon, there are no mirrors around your home) and purple pants and he skips to his "evil lair" and happily and giddy because oh just look at this. Look at it! Fucking look at all he is! A thief with no dreams, no home but a cave, and no hair. But he has a mask. And he skips merrily to his lair and stands infront of it, little black shoes taptaptapping against the canyon floor. And as he waits he looks up at the sky, the moon is so close but what does Sakon do? He giggles.
Sakon is all brains and no brawns. His eyes may be shut as he giggles (because he doesn't want to see the faces looking at him like a monster because he is giggling at his prize that is in his stained hands) and he may be turned around but he sees Kafei there, all purple and yellow, with that fox mask. Oh Kafei is silly, thinking he could out-thief the thief. The rock slides away and he skips in, holding his prize with two hands now because maybe that sneaky little boy will jump out from behind the mask and snatch it out of his hands, or attempt itt. Salon wouldn't be giggling then.
Sakon listens as the rock slams shut behind him, enclosing the cave in utter darkness and Sakon squints. Now where oh where is that torch. Ah! There it is!
"Sakon, give me back my Sun's Mask!" Sakon's mouth forms a perfect 'o' and his eyes open wider than they've ever been before. How had that little fucker manage to sneak in? No matter, Sakon knows his lair like the back of his milky white hand and Kafei. He can hear the purple boy struggle behind him, kicking and tripping over rocks and the like. All strategically placed if such an event had ever occured.
"Hehe, okay! But you're going to have to catch me." He chimes merrily and skips away through the darkness, oh where oh where is that escape door? He hears Kafei trip and fall and curse and Sakon giggles, "Aren't you a little young to be cursing like that?"
Kafei just replies with a "Fuck you!" and Sakon tsktsktsks.
There oh there it is! Sakon quickly moves his hand along the cave's wall, feeling around for the red button like a blind person. He hears the familiar buzz and the metal door rushes open so quickly the bald thief jumps and laughs merrily.
"So long Kafei!" He calls and listens as the purple boy yells behind the steel door he closes.
Now, to the curiosity shop.
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Sakon never liked the man at the curiosity shop, with his weird noses and weird way of scratching his back. He's creepy, even in Sakon's book. But Sakon does what he can for good ole' Rupees and this pretty mask would pay a pretty price. He skips into town, near deserted, and rushes to the familiar store.
Oh like the moon would fall. Silly people with their silly thoughts.
He reaches the door and reads the sign, 'Closed' and his whole face turns red. Closed?! This place is open at night, at night! So how can it be closed, it's night , nearly 12 to be exact and the store's closed?
Sakon fumes, throwing the mask to the floor in frustration. He has nothing left to do but go home, no one left in town to pick pocket anyway.
The clock chimes, its midnight, when it was rumored for the moon to fall. Sakon giggles. The fireworks start, the familiar poppoppop of such things echoing through the sky. And then the earth shakes and rumbles and he looks up, the moon is descending in a rush of flames and they are coming towards him and Sakon the thief dies giggling, because
"This is a dream. Moons do--"
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A/N: I liked the Postman's chapter better but Sakon is fun. I imagine him all like caught in his head but when things don't go his way turning crazy, like the Happy Mask Salesman. Gosh that guy is creepy. His chapter will be fun. Reviews please?
