Chapter two-the plot bunnies are slamming my head against walls of steel. Thanks to Flame rising-by flaming I can try and do better this time.
Archsage Soren-thanks for translating said flame into something nice
Ari, Asauce.Flavored.Resiystpple, and bluemoon2021b-you guys would have won if I hadn't been off the comp for my mum-since I was
PotterPhantomKitten-You got it, Anti-Cosmo's nice-a cookie the size of your head, and this is mostly because I adore the Emo outfit two
bluemoon2021b- you get your wish-this chapter reveals her
wally's girlfriend-you win the next contest, ESP.
Next game-was going to be to try to find out who Timmy is living with-but wally's girlfriend won already so a short insert
"Wait-If you're not my daughter...if you weren't trying to help me, who are you?" Timmy asked the now floating and tea sipping child. With a wave of her wand her skin turned blue-her ears more pointed, her eyes brightened into pink, her outfit changed into a black dress with blue and pink streaks, and her hair grew to her shoulders and turned into black pigtails-also with pink and blue streaks as if to match her eyes and hair.
"Clarisse" Anti-Cosmo greeted joyfully as he saw her "Well-now you've made your quota of bad luck I believe" He took out a small notepad and flipped through it for a moment, before poofing up a pen and writing something next to what was probably her name. "Too what do I owe this jolly good visit?"
"In about a week you send me here to make sure that our little nega has some company. Originally the fairies won by a point caused by-of all people, Cosmo" Anti-Cosmo gaped at the thought of Cosmo beating him in any event.
"Whom?" He asked cleaning out an ear
"You have that exact expression any time I beat you in chess uncle-is anything wrong?" Clarisse asked-still sipping her tea.
"Cosmo is an idiot" he explained, Clarisse nodded with a slight smile-fully aware of her uncle's snootiness towards anyone without a semi-high I.Q. except of course the Anti-Fairy that was his bride. "How did he of all people beat me?"
"Something about not cheating against him because he wasn't a threat-I truly wasn't paying that much attention" Clarisse sighed, and took another sip of tea thoughtfully. Anti-Cosmo shrugged
"Ah-well, I won this time-come Timothy, for you are now to be my evil godchild...forever." Timmy got sad at this and Anti-Cosmo opened up the portal to Anti-fairy-world
"Yeah I know...but could I have some time on earth-there's something I have to do first." The Anti fairy thought about it-he had the kid for an eternity after all, and he did have to think of a story for his parents as to why their child would be taken away forever.
"Fine-at 7:00 sharp you are to be packed and at your family's house, I will be waiting" With a snap the portal changed from one of Anti-Fairy-World to one of earth. Anti-Cosmo shooed him into it.
Timmy arrived on Earth-Chester was with his dad at a 'how to actually play baseball' Seminar. A.J. and his family were at a science fair-that narrowed his choices down to Trixie and Tootie. He knew what he had to do-he went to the nearest florist and got a large bouquet and a box of chocolates at the dollar store. He walked surely to Trixie's house when just up the hill he sighed
"I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow for this" He murmured to himself angrily. He turned to a house with a grey and storming cloud over it, even though the rest of the town was sunny. He sighed and walked up to the front door before summoning up his courage and knocking on it. Tootie looked outside the door-a sort of tracking device in her hands
"My Timmy tracker isn't broken-you're actually here...your parent's drooped you off to get baby sat?" Tootie asked the last part dejectedly-as if that were the only reason he'd be caught dead in her house.
"Actually-my parents don't know I'm here. I won't be here for long Tootie-I have to be packed by seven." At this point Tootie was roughly pulled from the door and replaced by Vicky.
"I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Turner you know my sister has such a wacky imagination" Vicky said jumping outside. She looked around and noticed it was only Timmy. "What are you doing here twerp?" She snarled.
"Oh just visiting...before I go"
"Go-on vacation?" Vicky asked unbelievably-usually they took her with them to watch Timmy.
"No-some people are coming by at 7:00 to take me away." Timmy said sadly "I have to get packed so" he went inside past the shocked Vicky and gave the flowers to Tootie. He gave the chocolates to Vicky as he headed out and towards his home.
"WAIT" the two voices screamed Vicky pushed Tootie back inside the house
"Er...Wanna stay for lunch?" She asked-failing in her attempt to be the harsh uncaring babysitter everyone knew her as. Timmy nodded-anything to get away from the pain of having to pack his life in suitcases.
Lunch had been strange-Tootie hugging the slightly creepy plushie of him, Vicky attacking him with sporks...but it was fun-he realized that these were the kinds of things he would miss when he was gone with the Anti-Fairies. At 6:30 he left and headed home. His parent's were watching T.V. and didn't notice him, good—he didn't want to tell them goodbye, it would be too painful. He went upstairs and started to pack, having to unpack several times. Pink hat—wouldn't be allowed, Pants—No wait, 'evil shorts', Pink tee-shirt—No black shirts…with skulls, Goldfish bowl—what would he need it for? He sat in front of the empty suitcase and finally packed his Crimson chin books, a picture from the brainathon with A.J., a picture of Chester and him rooting through garbage, a picture of him and his mom and dad at Christmas, and a picture of Cosmo and Wanda when they pretended to be his parents, and a picture of poof and him making funny faces. He didn't have pictures of Vicky, Tootie, or Trixie. Oh well. He sat at the top of the stairs, head in hands. He refused to cry, he wouldn't give the Anti Fairies that he knew were watching him the satisfaction of seeing one tear go down his cheek.
A sharp rapping noise was at the door; His mom opened it happily, not knowing of the danger behind it. A 'young woman'—most likely Clarisse—in a grey starched suit and wire rim glasses was behind the door. In her hands was a briefcase full of pictures of times his parents let him do anything dangerous, it was also filled with fake letters from the government.
"Mr. and Mrs. Turner-I have come to take away your son due to the gross misconduct and/or the obvious inability to care for him as proper and responsible adults"
"Gasp" Said his Mom
"Double Gasp" Said his dad
"We happen to be fine parents to our child" Said Mother
"Yeah-and I don't know one word past the phrase 'taking him away'-but you're not laying a hand on Tommy" Agreed the father.
"Oh please, you could have fought this letters were delivered to your house" At this she pulled up one of the fake government documents. "You've failed to go to summons, never answered our letters, even though we sent you warning notice after warning notice, you're in debt from the I.R.S., you've never done the requested interviews concerning his bruises, malnourishment, and radiation poisoning, and..." The papers were flying out now-his mom and dad barely having time to read each one before another was thrown in their hands. "He's already been adopted online; his new father is waiting for him outside-come Timothy." She called up the stairs. Timmy came down-the unshed tears still in his eyes-his suitcase trailing him. She shoed him out the door and attempted to leave…key—word attempted. Mom and Dad were grabbing her leg and pulling her
"Their must be something we can do" Dad pleaded
"Anything to keep our Timmy" Mom tried. It was starting to hit a few nerve endings—The woman growled slightly and, taking out a wand made a crack appear to late for Timmy to stop moving. "Ahh-my back" The mom cried. Dad let go only to cheek on her. The woman continued pushing Timmy towards the long, black, stretch limo
"WAIT" Vicky called. Tootie was on her back—apparently Vicky ran faster
"Here Timmy, don't open it until you get to your new home" Tootie said, handing him a large gift wrapped box. Vicky placed a smaller one on top of it.
"I want a letter twerp" She half snarled playfully. Timmy smiled and continued to head for the car. He stopped right before entering
"Hold these for a second" he said handing the woman the boxes. She rolled her eyes and he went up to Tootie. He took her in his arms and gave her a huge kiss. When we stopped she was both red and had hearts in her eyes. "Bye Tootie" He said getting in the car. Tootie kind of waved at him in a distracted manner. Anti Cosmo looked at him with a bemused expression. The young woman got in right after, taking off the spell to reveal Clarisse and H.P. She yawned as she sat down
"Pixies are so boring" She said as she leaned against the cushion.
"And you could do with some manners little lady-A.C. who's her mother, and why is she allowed to talk to adults like this?" As always it was hard to tell if he was ecstatic or horrified. Clarisse snickered
"I raised her H.P…and Clarisse what's wrong?" She restrained her smile
"Oh-nothing" Clarisse said, still smiling
"But I can't thank you enough for inviting me over-watching him squirm is going to be almost as memorable as the cooking you've been talking about A.C" H.P said again in his unfathomable voice. Again Clarisse almost fell out laughing.
"What is it with you today Clarisse?" Anti Cosmo half yelled-she had been giggling almost every time H.P referred to him and he was getting sick of it.
"Oh…absolutely nothing's wrong Uncle…Air Conditioner." Now she fell over-still hysterical. Timmy smiled a bit, happy that somebody with a scene of humor was going to be living with him and whoever this 'nega' person was.
