Disclaimers: None of the Harry Potter characters or places belongs to me

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Disclaimers: None of the Harry Potter characters or places belongs to me. However, there are some that I made up, who I hope you will come to enjoy. Furthermore, this was based lightly on the beginning of my own holiday. We arrived at an under kept summer camp for Rhodesian Ridgebacks and all of my hopes of a nice holiday (and the opportunity of wearing my new dress) went out of the window. The holiday turned out nice though, so no worries. In my boredom, I started writing this! I had a lot of time to kill, ink to spill, and paper to fill!

Onwards with the story stuff…

Warnings: Slash and sex possibly graphic. In later chapters: smoking, drinking and bad language.

Summary: Every year, Sirius' family goes to a luxurious mansion for the summer. They sometimes invite some friends along, so it is always fun. However, as they arrived at the supposed mansion, there proved to be a slight problem. There was no mansion! What are they going to do?

Pairing/s: first Sirius/ Original Character; Later on Remus/Sirius; Bellatrix/ Rodolphus; Severus/ Regulus; Lucius/ Narcissa; and Lily/James. There's also Peter in this, but I haven't quite thought of if I should pair him up with someone. Oh, also Andromeda and Ted.

Time/Era: This is set in a future time, like…Our time, because I find it easier to write about. At least I won't have to remind myself they might not listen to this or that band back in the 70's and stuff like that. It's also A/U. No wizards!

After a week of good fun, three things happened (described in order of importance to Sirius Black and consequently also in chronicle order). First, he ran out of cigarettes. This was, of course, disastrous. Anyone who knew Sirius, knew he smoked five to ten cigarettes a day. He had just finished his last cigarette, when he realised that had been, in fact, the very last of his stash. Sirius would simply die without cigarettes (and with much dramatics) so he went to Godrics Hollow, taking his brother and Severus along, as the latter also needed some new cancer-inducing sticks

Narcissa was finally relieved of her period (and so was everyone of her bad moods); so Lucius took the chance to make up for a week of rather pathetic handjobs. Rodolphus went for a walk with Bellatrix, whom he was still trying to woe. He had yet to succeed after three years of hard work. Sirius was sure she'd cave in soon though, as she had been pretending not to be interested for the last five months. Bellatrix just liked to play with her food before she ate it.

The three boys had decided to walk to the town, as their driver was also free this week. His mother had pitied him and told him to get a room in one of the apartments, so that he could relax after his rather stressful year. "There had better be a tobacco shop!" Severus grumbled, wiping his sweaty forehead. "I second that!" Regulus agreed. Sirius and Severus gave him both a curious look. "You don't even smoke." Severus told him gravely. Regulus laughed at his best friend. "Of course not, but you're both cranky as hell."

Ten long minutes later, they arrived in Godrics Hollow. "Finally…" Severus groaned, looking around for any sign of shops selling cigarettes. "Ah, over there!" Regulus said joyfully, pointing towards a small souvenir shop. Once they stepped inside, they discovered it was even smaller than it looked, due to the fact that it was stuffed with way too many ornaments. Severus immediately walked over to the lady behind the counter. "May I help you?" she asked pleasantly. Probably because they were the first customers in years and not because of Severus' greasy hair"Yes," Severus snapped. "I'd like five packs of Pall Mall, containing 30 cigarettes and five packs of Pall Mall soft taste." The lady stared at him, not so pleasantly now; "Can I see your identification, please?"

'Are you joking?' Severus stared at the lady. "Most certainly not." She deadpanned, while Severus, begrudgingly, handed her his I.D. "Alright, then…" She handed him the packs of cigarettes after he paid and looked at the other two. "Yes?" she said rather unfriendly. Sirius surprised her with a charming smile and told her he wanted ten packs of Marlboro Mint, please. He was cheerful at the sight and smell of so many cigarettes. The lady blushed at Sirius' wink and promptly turned around to grab the cigarettes. After he'd stuffed them in his pockets with much effort, he took her hand and kissed it. Then he walked out of the shop, Regulus and Severus trailing after him. "You didn't pay for them, did you?" Severus chuckled. "Nope," Sirius retorted, skipping over the streets.

"Where to now?" asked Regulus. His feet where starting to hurt and they'd had walked into all the shops in town that were interesting. Godrics Hollow was extremely boring during the day, so they returned to the camp, dragging their feet along.

Once at the camp, the second thing happened. James Potter arrived. A scruffy-haired ball of energy and mischievousness. Apparently, Potter lived in Godrics Hollow, but he went to a boarding school so he was only there for the summer. He wanted to be a famous football player someday, but he was focusing on his studies now (of course, there'd been the necessary pressure from his parents). His status at his school was made clear when he introduced himself; "Hello my soon to be victims! The name is James PRANKMASTER Potter, in short, J.P.P!" he took a bow towards the stunned boys and girls.

Sirius was the first to recover, and to defend his honour. "Good day, you poor lad. I am afraid I must tell you that you are sadly mistaken, for I, Sirius Black am the Prankster KING Extraordinaire" This ensued in a friendly bicker between the two, about who was the better prankster. James and Sirius proved to have many things in common, besides their dark hair. Both were extremely arrogant, but with good reason and both had an obsession with their hair.

Except that, well, Sirius' hair managed to look good all the time and James'…well, didn't.

But enough about hair!

"So, James…What else besides football…" Bellatrix sneered at the word football, "are you interested in?" He'd been talking about his matches non-stop and frankly, it was starting to bore her to death. James' face lit up as if he'd had some kind of light inside of him and he started smiling widely. "Well…There is this girl I really like." "More like, he obsesses over her." Peter interrupted, sticking his tiny nose up in the air. "Shut it, Pete. Anyway, she's the prettiest—" "And the most hateful" Peter added. "—Person I have ever met." James continued as if Peter hadn't said anything.

"Lily Evans…She's got this really bright red hair and the most beautiful green eyes…I don't know how to describe them…They're like…emerald and forest-y green." He sighed like an average love-sick fool. "Oh please, you're nauseating me." Severus mocked before standing.

Severus had taken an immediate grudge to the boy, since he actually hung out with Lily Evans (dated her even in his dreams) sometimes. Lily Evans was someone that was never to be mentioned around Severus. She'd somewhat broken his heart by going away for boarding school. They had just been good friends though, Severus insisted. As long as Lily's name didn't surface, the two were okay, but as James was rather obsessed with the girl, she was mentioned quite a lot.

The third and last thing that happened was that the mysterious spoken Remus now had a face. Sirius and Lucius were just heading to the toilets (not to do something dirty together) when Peter joined them half way, panting like a panting panther. "You – have to – come- see this!" They followed him, with full bladders, to the outer side of the camp. The tents seemed to get older and older the further they walked, some even were torn in some places.

Finally they stopped at the edge of the camp, staring over a small clearing. Music sounded softly and they noticed something moving. It was a boy dancing…with another boy. They swung and spun each other around, while laughing quietly about something. Sirius was absolutely mesmerised by the sight. It seemed like the taller one was teaching the other boy how to dance. It all looked very cute and he couldn't resist sighing.

"The tall one, with the shabby clothes? That's Remus, you know, the one I told you about." Peter informed them, pointing towards the boys. Remus. They'd been rather curious about Remus, after Peter had told them some of his rather funny encounters (especially the one where Peter was locked into the washrooms, and Remus just blatantly ignored him) "So…he's gay?" Lucius asked, sounding not very interested. "Oh, he could be." Peter shrugged. "He does seem a bit…girly sometimes, don't you think?" "Well, friends don't dance together like that." Sirius remarked, watching Remus pull the other boy closer to his chest. "True…" Peter murmured, blushing lightly.

Sirius stared at the pair for a few more moments. "We can always ask them." He decided, and walked over to them. "No, wait!" the mousy haired boy yelled, only a little too loud. The two dancing boys were snapped out of their peaceful trance and saw Sirius coming up to them. Remus stood stock-still, while the other approached. 'What do you want?' he snapped at Sirius, who was the closest to him. "Nothing, really…Just wanted to ask you if you two are…" he coughed discreetly. "Gay." The boy seemed too shocked by Sirius' boldness to answer the question and so Remus came towards them. He grabbed the boys arm, sneered at the three friends and walked away briskly. "So…That was Remus, eh?" Lucius commented lightly.

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"Is there anything else to do here, besides sitting by a campfire and spying on other people?" Narcissa whined, jealous that she hadn't been called by Peter. "Well…" Peter started unsurely. "There's this disco, every Friday and Saturday night, just outside Godrics Hollow." James said, since his friend seemed too nervous to speak. "Its loads of fun and people come from all over. In fact, there's a new DJ tonight, Pete! I forgot to tell you that!"

After it was decided that they would go, Narcissa immediately ran off towards the apartments, her sisters tagging along. She was squealing about her new dress. Once the girls came out again, it seemed as if they were thinking they were going to some expensive club. Bellatrix was wearing some golden, frilly dress that hugged her lean figure and some insanely high heels. Narcissa was wearing her new favourite dress, a turquoise glittery dress that swirled with every step. Andromeda on the other hand, was the only one wearing simple jeans and a tank top. Thank god for her. "Are you planning going out like that?" Narcissa stopped her hopping at once and stared at the boys in horror. They were still wearing the same clothes of that day and saw nothing wrong with this. "Honestly!" She grabbed Lucius hand and dragged him with her to his tent. They could all hear her scolding him and his dirty shoes and icky shirt. "Listen, Dolph…" Bellatrix started. "I won't dance with you if you're looking like you've rolled in mud all day." She glanced at his dishevelled hair. 'Why don't follow Lucius and let Narcissa pick something nice for you, eh?" She made it a question, but it was obviously more of a command. Quickly, Rodolphus stood up and hurried after the two blondes. Bellatrix sat down, looking rather pleased with herself. "Well?" She turned to the remaining four. Peter squeaked and hurried to his room quicker than one could say squeak.

Regulus and Sirius looked at each other in horror. They'd suffered Narcissa's fashion outbursts far too many times. His privates still hurt when Sirius thought about the leather pants she'd once made him wear. "I think…" he started slowly. "That I'll just go and…erm…change." "DON'T LEAVE US ALONE WITH HER!!" Regulus yelled after him, sounding quite scared. (didn't James react? It's okay if he does not but there'd be more detail if he did)

He raced through his bag and scolded himself for not having unpacked already. He fished out a black t-shirt that hugged a little too tightly for his usual liking and his black trousers. He couldn't find any of his other shoes at the moment so he pulled on his army boots. He looked kind of rough like this, but he knew the effect it'd have on some people. He quickly combed through his hair, put a little product in it, stuffed a pack of cigarettes and some money down his pocket and got back to the campfire.

He was the first to be back, he noted, and he sat down for a cigarette. "Sorry to keep you waiting." Andromeda apologized as she and Bellatrix got back from the loos. "Oh, look at Lucius"' She giggled, pointing towards a rather uncomfortable-looking Lucius. He was wearing some silver blouse, made of silky material and some loose jeans. He looked expensive, right down to his shoes. "It itches, Cissa." He complained, pulling the collar of the blouse. "I don't care." She said curtly. "It makes you look hot." Their driver, Mr. Lee, had agreed to bring and pick the kids up from the disco, so if they were to get drunk, at least they'd arrive home safely. Whoever said the Blacks weren't caring parents were wrong.

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Author Notes

Even though Sirius has enough money to buy the entire collection of cigarettes in the shop and then some, he finds it exciting not to pay for something sometimes. ( I.E Shoplifting) ( Beta Nic: no it's called womanizing lolxD)

Hope you liked it! (Beta Nic: oh yes I did 3)