I'm bored

Again?

Yes.

He is James Potter. And he is not commiting a crime against Snape. Of course he is bored.

Well he's sat right over there.

Are you inferring that I should hex him, Mr Moony?

No. goody-two-shoes Moony wouldn't say something like that, would he?

Surely not!

If you're going to do it, just go ahead.

Maybe wash his hair while your at it.

There!

Nice one James

Yeah, nice one James.

It was pretty cool

Praise Merlin, hallelujah! Moony actually likes one of our pranks!

I like all of your pranks.

Do you?

James, I do the spell work for most of them!

Oh yeah!

Well can you help me with this question then?

Can you do anything for yourself?

Of course I can!

He breathes, doesn't he?

Yeah. I breathe. And blink.

You two leave Peter alone

We're not doing anything!

Sure you aren't.

On a completely separate note, did you guys catch what the homework was in DADA

Pfft no

Yes.

Well what was it?

You should get your own homework. It's a wonder you even get good scores in tests.

Just tell us what it is, Moony, for Merlin's sake!

No. you have to face the consequences of not listening

I'll just ask Lily

Haha like she'll tell you

She might

James, she won't give you the time of day.

The only time she talks to you is when she's gobbing off.

Yeah, It's really funny

Shut it, Wormtail.

And we will get married.

Yeah. Okay

Like that's going to happen.

And remember, if you have a kid, don't break it.

I never want kids. They're small and disgusting. All they ever do is poo.

You say that now

Just wait…

do you two want kids?

Oh… yeah, sorry, Remus…

It's fine, really.

What are you guys on about?

Um… can I tell him?

I already did, but sure.

Moony can't have kids. Because of his… furry problem

Oh… Sorry

It's okay… I've had fifteen years to get my head around it.

Can we stop talking about this?

Just as soon as you stop staring at Lily

As soon as you stop staring at every girl here.

Fine. Stare.

Ha! See you guys tomorrow dinner

Yeah, good luck Moony.

It'll be fine, don't worry

Yeah, Moons, knock 'em dead!

Um… killing won't really help during a full moon. If anything it'll make it worse.

Sorry bad choice of words, it'll go great!