Here we go. Thank you so much for the amazing feedback! And I know it can get a little confusing with who's who, but you'll get used to it. I just can't make one of them bold, because that'll be Sara later in the fic. But enough of that. Please enjoy!
And before I forget: This is a college AU.
Characters belong to DC and Warner Bros. and the general idea comes from iknowitainteasy.
Felicity | Oliver | Sara | Tommy
May 24th, 2015
5:04 PM
You're a man, aren't you?
5:47 PM
How did you get to that conclusion? And why are you asking?
5:49 PM
You were meeting Tommy at Verdant. Girls don't go out with boys to nightclubs and just meet them there. They get picked up.
5:49 PM
And I have a thing, where I need a man's opinion.
5:49 PM
You are obviously a girl, if we consider how much thought you've given to that. And I thought you had no idea, what Verdant is?
5:49 PM
I googled it. So are you going to help me or not?
5:50 PM
You are a woman, right?
5:50 PM
Yes.
5:50 PM
Shoot.
5:50 PM
You wouldn't have helped if I was a man?
5:50 PM
No, I wouldn't. You could've used your own opinion and it wouldn't have been a waste of my time.
5:51 PM
And you made me roll my eyes. Congratulations.
5:51 PM
Do you need help or not?
5:51 PM
Yeah, sorry.
5:52 PM
So if I tell a guy to piss off and that I never want to see him again, does he understand that I'm deeply in love with him and can't wait to marry him? Is that how guys translate what women tell them?
5:53 PM
Yes.
5:53 PM
SERIOUSLY?
5:53 PM
No. I'm just messing with you.
5:55 PM
Very funny. I rolled my eyes again.
5:56 PM
If you made it that clear that you do not want anything to do with him, he should've understood the message. If he didn't, he's probably an idiot.
5:56 PM
Ugh. Looks like I'm a magnet for idiots. Thanks for your answer.
5:56 PM
What do you mean?
5:58 PM
By saying thanks? That I appreciated your help?
5:58 PM
No. By saying that you are a magnet for idiots.
5:58 PM
Why do you care?
5:59 PM
You made me curious.
6:00 PM
I think that was pretty self-explanatory.
6:00 PM
So all the guys in your life are idiots?
6:01 PM
Yes. Including you, by the way.
6:01 PM
Thank you.
6:03 PM
You're welcome.
6:03 PM
How come that I am an idiot?
6:03 PM
That you need to ask that question, is basically my proof.
6:03 PM
Is that so?
6:03 PM
Yes.
6:04 PM
Humor me. What gave you that impression?
6:04 PM
You think that ice cream is unhealthy and does not heal a broken heart.
6:04 PM
That's everything?
6:06 PM
You think mediums exist.
6:07 PM
I do not!
6:07 PM
I quote: "Are you a medium or something?"
6:07 PM
You're taking that out of context.
6:07 PM
Oh, am I?
6:07 PM
Yes.
6:09 PM
I'm not.
6:09 PM
You're annoying.
6:09 PM
… Says you.
6:10 PM
Stop doing that!
6:10 PM
What?
6:10 PM
Typing something that makes me feel like an idiot.
6:11 PM
Not my fault that you didn't know that before. I'm doing you a favor.
6:11 PM
Oh, really?
6:11 PM
He knows sarcasm! Congratulations!
6:12 PM
You're having fun, doing that. Don't you?
6:12 PM
You mean, making fun of you?
6:12 PM
Of course I do. It's hilarious!
6:16 PM
Now I'm the one rolling my eyes.
May 27th, 2015
10:23 AM
I'm bored.
10:27 AM
Congratulations.
10:28 AM
Very funny. Do you have anything interesting going on that can make me be not bored?
10:28 AM
I am not going to share details of my life with you, wrong number. For all that I know you can be a serial killer.
10:28 AM
Or you can hate Harry Potter.
10:29 AM
What does being a serial killer have in common with hating Harry Potter?
10:31 AM
Both are unacceptable character traits.
10:35 AM
Seriously?
10:35 AM
Yes. And you not defending yourself shows me that you have at least one of those character traits.
10:36 AM
I promise I am not a serial killer.
10:37 AM
I bet every serial killer says that to his victim before killing him or her.
10:37 AM
And you didn't deny that you hate Harry Potter.
10:40 AM
I don't hate Harry Potter and I really don't know how this conversation got here so fast. For the record: I am not a serial killer. I don't hate Harry Potter, but I'm also not its biggest fan.
10:40 AM
I know, Oliver. I'm just messing with you.
10:41 AM
How do you know my name? Are you a serial killer?
10:41 AM
I want to answer your second question first: I wouldn't tell you even if I was. But I can promise you, I'm not.
10:44 AM
And my first question?
10:45 AM
I googled it?
10:45 AM
Good try. But I don't believe you. How do you know my name?
10:48 AM
I may or may not have hacked myself in your phone company's records.
10:50 AM
You can do that? And how do you know which company I use?
10:50 AM
Yes, I can. And I got the right one on my second try.
10:53 AM
And why did you do it?
10:53 AM
I wanted to make sure that I didn't accidentally texted a serial killer.
10:56 AM
Now that you know. Are you going to tell me your name?
10:57 AM
You wish. I have class now. Bye.
