Chapter Two: The Questy Westy

So the trio went on their quest, trying to use as little magic as possible so they couldn't be tracked.

They were traveling in an old American 70's van, which attracted the attention of most passers by who

were astonished that the Americans were so stupid that they put the steering wheel on the wrong side of the van.

Ginny was in the back seat of the van, but they only let her come so she could keep harry some company when Ron and Hermione FINALLY hook up.

And… also so she could carry their stuff.

They were driving in there groovy 70's van and were listening to a Beatles CD they found in the back seat.

As they were driving they ran over something.

They went to go see who or what it was.. it was a squirrel.

"stupid squirrels always getting ran over." Said Ron.

Then out of nowhere a magicy blue light came out of the dead squirrels' body.

Then a voice started talking "thank you have reached Voldemorts horcrux number four how may I help you?"

"We'd like you to destroy yourself," said Harry

It exploded.

Then they got back in the van and started listening to some Bon Jovi and Led Zeplin.

They decided it would be good to celebrate so they went to Taco Bell.

And so… The speaker was all like "how may I help you?" and Ron was all like "yeah… uh… 4 butter beers and-" "I'm sorry, 4 what?!?" the speaker RUDELY interrupted. "I SAID I WANT FOUR FRIGGIN BUTTER BEERS! How hard is that to-" "I'm sorry could you repeat that?" "FOUR FRIGGIN BUTTER BEERS!!!" Ron was getting REALLY ticked off now. "Uh, Ron?" Harry interrupted, "muggles don't know what butter beer is…" you know what? I don't feel like typing all of this. Let's just say… Ron realized that he was just hung over, the girl talking through the speaker "Hit her head" and couldn't remember any of it. Ron and Hermione made out in the back seat … The "Japanese" kidnapped Ginny… and… Harry found a shiny nickel under the passenger's seat. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah…