Thanks to Sabrina06 for help with wording.

Timeframe: everyone is approximately fifteen.


Phineas and the rest of their friends all trooped into the kitchen for snacks, but Isabella kept Ferb back momentarily with a light hand on his arm. After they were alone in the spacious backyard, she asked him, "He's still not ready yet?"

Ferb shook his head. "He's still figuring out what he wants. Give him a little more time. Soon, I think."

Isabella sighed. She'd been interested in Phineas for years now, and while he'd always seemed receptive to whatever she wanted to do, neither of them had been willing to make that final push to a deeper relationship. Earlier that summer, in frustration, she'd asked Ferb what Phineas's true feelings were.

He'd said that Phineas was interested in her, but hadn't quite figured out what to do about it yet. She'd decided to wait until Phineas was ready, but...she didn't like waiting.

"Thanks, Ferb," she said, and sighed again. Ferb put his arms around her in a reassuring hug, and she hugged him back in gratitude.

They were suddenly disturbed by the sound of a plastic cup bouncing off the concrete apron outside the kitchen door, its contents splashing into the grass.


Phineas took the last bite of his cookie and washed it down with a gulp of lemonade. I wonder where Ferb and Isabella are, he thought. He'd been fascinated by Isabella for years, and Ferb had told him that the feeling was mutual, but Phineas was still hesitant to take the next step. What if she changed her mind? What if he wasn't ready yet? What if...?

He took a deep breath and drank more lemonade. Maybe I should build something to increase my courage.

He decided to go see what was keeping the other two. As he passed through the kitchen door, he stopped short at what he saw. Ferb and Isabella were hugging each other. He dropped his lemonade, stunned by the realization that he'd lost his chance.

The sound of plastic on concrete startled the couple, and they looked up at him guiltily. He put on his best reassuring smile. "It's okay," he said. "Really. You make a cute couple. Congratulations on getting together." He picked up his cup and dashed back inside, dropping the cup in the sink. His friends gave him puzzled looks as he ran up the stairs to his room. He collapsed onto his bed, face down.

I waited too long, and she changed her mind. My fault. I can't blame her for giving up on me.

His two closest friends were seeing each other now. He was happy for them. He'd always wanted both Ferb and Isabella to be happy, although he'd never envisioned them doing it together. But as long as they made each other happy...

It was still going to hurt, but that was okay. Now he knew why Ferb had been asking him about his intentions - Phineas had said he wasn't ready, and that he half-expected someone else to snatch her up before he could. He felt a little betrayed by Ferb, but...it was Isabella's choice who she dated, and if she wanted Ferb, all he could do was appreciate his brother's fine taste in women.


Isabella watched Phineas run back into the house, and Ferb let go of her as he cursed under his breath.

"I'm sorry, Isabella, I seem to have completely buggered up your plans," Ferb said quietly.

"It's okay. I think it's time to bring this to a head. I'll go talk to him and get this straightened out."


Phineas lay on his bed, unmoving. A gentle knock on the door indicated a visitor.

"Come on in," he said.

"What'cha doin'?" Isabella asked.

"Just...pondering."

Isabella sighed. "I need to ask you a favor."

He rolled over and sat up. "What?"

She blushed a bit. "Before I have my first kiss with...my boyfriend...I'd like to get in some practice. I want to make sure I'm doing it right. Would you be willing to help?"

Phineas's heart gave a twist. My first...and probably last...chance to kiss Isabella. I shouldn't. I really shouldn't. Ferb would hate me.

Okay, maybe I'm more upset with him than I thought. I'm going to do it.

He nodded, and Isabella sat next to him.

"So, what do we do?" he asked.

"We kiss," she said, leaning toward him and tilting her head slightly. He met her in the middle, her lips and his joining. Her lips were soft against his own, and his nose was filled with the smell of her so close to him.

She kissed him insistently, her lips parting and drawing his apart. His tongue slipped forward, and he could taste her strawberry lip gloss. He felt himself leaning into the kiss, their tongues brushing against each other as their mouths widened.

Time slipped away as his full attention went to the girl he was kissing. Somehow his arms had gone around her, and hers around him. He thought about lying down on the bed, bringing her down with him. No, wait. I...can't do this. Reluctantly, he broke off the kiss, letting go of Isabella and scooting away from her on the bed.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"I...I can't do this any more. I can't get between you and Ferb. Go give him a kiss, even better than the ones you were giving me. I think you've got the hang of it now."

"Why would I do that?"

He stared at her. "Because he's your boyfriend? Because you came here to practice before you kissed him?"

Impishly, she shook her head. "He's not my boyfriend. He's just a good friend who was comforting me because the boy I am interested in is being dense."

Phineas looked at her, puzzled. "Then...who is your boyfriend?"

"I don't have one yet," she said. "But if the rather dense boy I just spent ten minutes making out with is interested in having a girlfriend..."

Light dawned. "Oh. I..." A goofy smile spread across his face. "I think I am. Interested, that is. In you. As a girlfriend. Does that mean more kisses?" he added hopefully.

"Mmhmm," she murmured, removing the distance between them and turning her face up toward his.


Phineas poked his head into his brother's room on his way to bed that night. "Ferb...I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I didn't trust you when I saw you with Isabella. And I'm sorry I kissed Isabella when I thought she was your girlfriend. And...thank you for everything you did."

Ferb, lying on his bed, said, "You're welcome, Phineas. And...it's okay."

"So, now I need to repay you for all you've done for me. Who do you like? I'll see what I can find out."

Ferb sat bolt upright. "No, that's not necessary. We don't keep accounts."

"I'm serious, Ferb. Say the name, and I'm on the case. Isabella will help, I'm sure."

"No."

"Is it Adyson?"

Ferb didn't respond.

"Gretchen? Ginger? Holly? Are you still hung up on Vanessa?"

Ferb lay down again, still saying nothing.

"Don't you want me to help?" Phineas asked.

"I'll handle it, thank you."

Phineas sighed. "Fine. If you ever need anything, though..."

"I know."