"Hey..." A hazy red light was visible. "Senpaiiiiiii." a voice whispered. It belonged to the light.

"PHIL!" Goatari slapped his face and then everything became clear to him.

"Ohhh. Wuzzat?" he murmured, still half conscious. "Oh. Hey G."

"Hey sleepyhead! Are you ok?" She asked with a huge grin on her face.

"Yeah. Sure." Phil shook his head and looked up at the corkboard. His eyes widened as he saw the ugly green thing.

"G..." he said for a really long time. "Why the hell is that... thing up there?"

Looking at Jambette and then Phil and then Jambette again. She sighed.

"Aww, do I have to?" Goatari whined.

"Yeah. No more of that ogre."

"Her name is Jambette!" Goatari remarked as she took another picture out from her drawers. "And she's a frog."

Goatari slapped the picture on the corkboard, over Jambette's ugly face. "HAPPY NOW?!"

Phil examined the corkboard with a look of approval. "Yeah. He's good-looking as well. Unlike that frog."

"HEY!" Goatari cried "Jambette's prettier!"

"Do you know the guy?"

"NO! AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"

Phil lifted his feathered arms up. "Hey, hey. I'm sorry. And also curious."

"He's from a different game altogether. Happy now?"

"No need to break the fourth wall here. But still. What game exactly?"

"Pokemon. Now shut up and talk sweet to me please. I am a lady after all." Goatari pouted and crossed her arms.

But Phil wouldn't shut up about the guy. At all.

"Did you randomly search it up? Wait. You wouldn't know unless I told you."

"Phiiiiil..." Goatari growled.

"But I wouldn't know the guy so someone else told you." He continued. "Who was it? Was it a friend? Someone who knows Pokemon?"

"PHIL!" Goatari yelled. "STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL YOU HYPOCRITE!"

"But. But. Aww." Phil forced a tear out. Naturally, Goatari hugged him and cried even harder.

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I WON'T YELL AGAIN SENPAI! I PROMISE!"

By then Phil was laughing. Goatari stopped apologising and kissed him hard. "I wuv you Senpai. Hehe."

"Even more than Jambette?"

"Yeah."

"That's all I wanted. Bye now carnation lady."

"BYEEE!" Goatari waved as Phil left the room.

She loved him. She really did. And although he annoyed her sometimes, she still loved him. To her, he was the best Senpai ever. All she wanted was for him to notice her. Nobody would take her Senpai. Nobody...