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"How was I supposed to know the captain liked him?!" Matthews slumped over his second beer that night, cheeks flushed from the alcohol. "I mean, he didn't even realize that I'd asked him on a date! He thought I wanted to play Monopoly!"

Bitters slipped his hand around the neck and pulled it from the kid's yielding grasp. "You never wanna touch a Dick that belongs to another man."