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"I can't BELIEVE you Vanitas!" I snarled once I stormed back to my house, slamming the front door shut.
Being a demon though, Vanitas could just walk through the wood, not even with a care in the world, but the door closed meant that no one else could hear me. Besides my parents, but I think they were out... and they already thought I was insane.
"How DARE you say that shit about me!"
"What?" He shrugged nonchalantly, his hands in his pockets. "I say shit about you ALL the time! Why is it now suddenly annoying you?" Did... he just admit he insults me?
"Because I-!" I snapped my jaw shut, another blush appearing over my cheeks. Like that hasn't happened enough today...
Vanitas' eyes widened as realization appeared on his face. The corner of his lips suddenly hooked upwards and he chuckled softly. "Oooooh... you like him, don't you?"
"NO!" I screamed at him, but I knew I had already lost this fight. Fuck me dead.
"SORA IS A FAAAAAAG!" Vanitas roared, cackling demonically afterwards. "I've been right this whole time! The day I saw you I called you a fag! You really ARE gay!"
Thanks Vanitas... Love you too... but he was right... He did call me that.
I stormed into the longue room and sighed, folding my arms over my chest. "I could have made a friend today! But you ruined it!"
"You don't have any friends Sora." He spoke after me, without even a hint of emotion in his voice. Like he was bored of this or something... "Who would want to be friends with you?"
"You're my friend!" He was... right?
"Imaginary friend." He corrected. Fuck...
"Then I imagine you away!" I flicked my hands towards him, like a pathetic little bug. "Shoo!"
Vanitas suddenly gasped, grabbing his neck tightly. His eyes widened and he started choking loudly, falling onto his knees and straining for dear life right in front of me.
I ran over to him as quickly as I could and screamed. "I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!" OH GOD! OH GOD! I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL HIM!
Vanitas suddenly picked himself up off the carpet and scoffed, like he was perfectly fine the whole time... like nothing happened. "No you aren't, whore."
I frowned grimly. Gee. Thanks. Thanks for tricking me... asshole.
I then just noticed my mother in the room, seeing me talk to 'myself'. I whimpered as she gave me a strange look. She already thought I was weird enough!
"Nice ass!" Vanitas yelled from behind me.
"I don't have a good ass!" I growled back, glaring at him, turning to my side so I could see him.
"I was talking to your mum..."
"Oh..." I blinked. Oh. Okay. Good. Waaaaaaaaaait..."HEY! SHUT UP!"
My eyes suddenly widened at the fact my mum heard that and I grabbed Vanitas' arm pushing him into the other room, trying to put on a fake smile to my mother. "I'm not crazy!" I yelled to her. I'm not!
"No, you're just mental."
"Yeah!" I blinked again, registering what Vanny said a moment later. Wait... "Wait isn't that the same thing?" Bitch.
"Nope." My demon said. "One is much worse than the other."
I frowned, feeling wrinkles starting to appear on my face. Ugh. Gee. Thanks. I'm going to have grey hair soon from all this stress.
The next day at school at lunch I was eating a corndog, minding my own business as I poured tomato sauce onto the large stick and shoved it into my mouth, taking a large bite out of my food.
Vanitas was curiously watching, but I chose to ignore him, but, of course, he had to say something.
"What are you eating? It looks foul."
I frowned, sighing as I swallowed the food. "It's called a corndog. Why?"
Vanitas shrugged. "It looks like a penis."
Suddenly I growled, obnoxiously and rudely, my eyes rolling too. Fucking hell.
"What are you using it for?" His eyes suddenly glowed, a smile appearing on those foul lips. "OH! YOU'RE USING IT TO PRACTICE FOR RIKU!"
"WHAT!" I screamed, dropping the food onto my paper plate. Oh... oh FUCKING HELL!
Everyone was staring at me, so I covered my face with my hands. God damn you Vanitas.
A seat next to me opened up and I winced at the high pitch sound. Eeeeh?
When I looked up Riku was sitting there, my cheeks becoming red. "Y-Y-Yeah?"
Mmmmm... sweet Riku tush...
Riku just sat there. Staring at me intently with his clear emerald eyes. "Why do you randomly talk to yourself?" He didn't even bother being friendly about what he said though. I guess he didn't like beating around the bush... but... ow...
I sighed, Vanitas taking the chance to smirk and leave. Huh... no comments. "I'm haunted, remember?" That's what I said yesterday. I am haunted. Both in my nightmares and in REAL life!
Riku raised his eyebrow, not taking me serious. No one ever did, did they? "A huh. Really? Like actually?"
I nodded, "I don't lie." What do I get from lying about something like this? A medal? PLEASE! My room would be COVERED in them.
"Right. Well..." He folded his arms over his muscular chest. "You're fucked in the head." He left just afterwards, another frown appearing over my face. At least Vanny wasn't here to comment... That would be bad.
Vanitas had walked over to some guy bobbing his head up and down while he listened to music, cackling to himself. "Can I have some of your food?"
Taking that bobbing of the music as a yes, Vanny took the corndog off the plate and threw it at some other random guy, a food fight starting just afterwards. Greaaaaat...
I picked myself up just as the pizza slices started to get thrown around, dodging scraps of food that was aimed towards me. I made my way to the toilets again, sighing when I locked myself in the exact same cubical as last time. Huh... Yesterday actually. I feel a new bad habit forming...
"Is this were your life will be heading?"
I looked upwards, immediately scowling.
"Down the toilet?" Vanitas smirked at his little comment, curling up on the ground against the wall, and since he was a damn ghost, none of the piss soaked up into his clothes. Bitch. "You need to aim higher Sora."
I sighed again, but then he pointed to a stain just above my head. "But not that high, like this guy... because... well... I don't think your dick could manage pissing that far up."
I exhaled harshly again, rolling my eyes. I thought he meant to say something nice, like 'you could do so much better with your life Sora. Don't be a janitor' but no... he was just talking about some guy's piss. Ew. "I don't need lessons on peeing, thank you Van."
He shrugged, closing his eyes softly. Why was he being like this? "You need to get laid."
Ugh. Thanks man.
I found it kind of funny how I had nearly every class with Riku, just like those stereotypical movies. Although, it was horrible at the same time. Vanitas would always find a way to fuck it up for me.
In cooking, we were making cupcakes, and on top of one, he wrote 'Sora wants Riku's cock' in icing, which I scowled at but I was slightly amazed at how small he had to write it to fit it onto a tiny cupcake though... but STILL! No excuse!
In English, somehow Vanitas wrote a full on poem expressing my undying love for Riku and switched it with my actual poem about Spring before I got up to present it!
And in god damn Art, he threw out my painting of a kitten and painted a large cock with sliver pubes! DUDE!
...does... Riku even have sliver pubes...!
Ugh. I hate my life.
I stormed back home after school and slammed the front door shut again (just like yesterday) and face planted onto my bed pillow, growling to myself. "Vanitas..." I sighed, rolling over to stare at my ceiling after a few moments.
There was seriousness in my voice. "Are you ever going to go away?"
It took Vanny a few seconds to reply... like he was actually considering my question. "Nope."
I closed my eyes at his response, dreading the next eighty years of my life. "Why me?" I asked, feeling water appear in my eyes. "Why not someone else...?"
He just shrugged, picking up one of my G.I Joe figurines and playing around with it. "Why not?" He pulled the arms backwards and pulled off the head. Well... I'm glad that's just a plastic toy... if that was actually me...
So that's it? That's his answer? 'Why not?' So out of the billions of people walking this Earth, he just had to choose me over them all?
"You should feel lucky..."
I poked my head up to catch his eye. "What?" I asked. Lucky? WHY!
"Because I'm fun." He gave a goofy grin in reply, poking his tongue out afterwards.
I'll admit... he gives my life entertainment. But I still wish I was a fucking normal kid!
"Sora! Can you come downstairs!" My mother called to me, making me flinch. This... cannot end well.
"Ooooh..." Vanitas mumbled, trying to freak me out even more. Oh god... Oh god... OH GOD!
I slowly descended my way downstairs and gulped, meeting eyes with my mother who was sitting in an arm chair, my father (who just arrived home) standing behind her.
"Darling..." She said, pointing towards a chair right in front of them, gesturing for me to sit next to her.
"Oh shit. This won't end well."
You THINK Vanitas!
"Darling..." Mother repeated once I sat down in the soft grand armchair in front of my parents, sweat rolling down my forehead. "Your father and I have come to a decision that we think is best for you."
Vanitas' eyes widened. "Oh shit! They're going to neuter you!"
"Shush!" I snarled to him.
My mother and father gave each other grim looks. Oh crap. I'M NOT INSANE!
"We think it would be best for you if you left us..."
Huh?
"Oooooh..." Vanitas smirked, crackling his knuckles. "We get to go live out in the hood now!"
Me? As one of those gangster members! Eh!
"M-M-Mum! I don't-" I was suddenly interrupted by my father speaking as I was, his voice booming over my scared one.
"We're taking you to a mental hospital."
Fuck.
"SORA IS NOW INSAAAAAAAANE! HE'S GOING TO THE CRACK HOUSE!" Vanitas screamed his fist pumping into the air.
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