LETS DO THIS! AND PUT IN YOUR BLOODY ORDERS!

CH 2 me am good PWANCH

"Explain to me how in tabu's name we ended up in a RAIN FOREST!" Nega screamed as he was helping BC cut the leaves in there way

"Im telling you I saw a ocelot do you want to be killed by creepers?" questioned Varimid holding a piece of raw fish

"we are going to white castle! Not Israphle's desert!" shouted Nega his rage growing quickly

"Ssshhhhh," BC commanded "we are not alone." he said as he pointed to a patch of moving leaves

"Ill get it." Kussa said as she shot a ice beam at the bush

"Aarrrrggg!" a very primitive voice screeched in pain

"Who are you? What are you doing here? What is the square root of 121? What would you do for a Klondike bar?" Steve shot question after question at the bush

"Me am um_bongo, um_bongo live here, 11, um_bongo would jump," answered a tribal man with a tiki mask and grass skirt. "um_bongo's question, have you seen tom the ocelot? He ran away from Um_bongo again" the tiki guru asked as he checked a near by bush. Just then a white monkey jumped from a tree and started dancing and shouting in-front of our idiots

"Monkey says he knows where tom is! Will you help Um_bongo?" pleaded Um_bongo with his best puppy dog face

"Sure we got time," responded BC gathering a face palm from Nega "take us there white monkey that is some how familiar to me!"


After a few minutes of navigating the forest our morons come upon a dark and spooky cave of death.

"Dark spooky cave of death," Steve read a sigh that had some strange red dots on it."you sure it's in here monkey?"

"ooo aaa hhhh ssssss" the monkey grunted as um_bongo listened

"Monkey says "Yes he went in along with a succubus by the name of Maya, a orange ninja, a bar maid with free ale, and a mew"

"THANK YOU MONKY!" all the males in the group said at once running into the cave faster then Sean runs from any gardivar

"Yeah that was awesome." Nega said breaking the 47th wall

"Wait how dose the monkey know who Maya is? Monkey?" Kussa asked but turned to see nothing "How odd..." she counted

"SON OF A FIRETRUKEN OCTAROCK!" the males all shouted as they ran out of the cave being followed by angry creepers, zombie dwarfs, arrows, and clones of BC's sister my little pwny

"IS THIS HOW IT ALL ENDS?" shouted Nega as a MLP clone tackled him to the ground

"ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE YOU NOW!" announced a disembodied voice

"who's that?" Varimid questioned holding of a zombie dwarf

"HE IS THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE SAVIOR OF MAN KIND! CAP-TIN FAL-CON! FALLCOO PAWNCH!"yelled the f-zero pilot and son of chuck Norris blowing up all the monsters

"thanks a ton capt!" Steve thanked as he pulled a arrow from his thigh as the capt saluted him


"So were going to white castle do you want to come?" asked BC after explaining the situation to him

"YES! FALCON LUNCH! SHOW ME YOUR FOODS!" responded the creator of the word "pwn"

"Take-a me with you!" requested um_bongo following behind our idiots

"So it looks like we made new friends hit it Joe!" BC said to the sky once more

"well um_bongo joined the team!

Nega's eye got an evil gleam

capt falcon saved the day

BC is really gay!" sang the retarded voice as BC started glowing purple

"COME HERE YOU SON OF A GHAST!" said the author as he ripped time and space to kill Joe

WELL THATS ALL FOR TODAY PUT IN YOUR ORDER!... AND BEFORE I GO...

"me am good jump- ahhhhhhh"