A few hours later Darry, Two-Bit, Sodapop went on a field-trip to Walmart. They strode into the store armed with slotted sunglasses and $20, ready to buy as many knock-off madras shirts they could carry. They left the store with 20 flannel shirts (each), and the security guards chasing after them. But of course they got away, because 1) It was in slow-mo. 2) they're the protagonists in a parody fic, nothing bad could happen to them.
As they walked through the door of the Curtis house, they saw The Shepard siblings, Tim, Curly and that one that's in the other book eating all the chocolate cake in the ice-box. Two-bit drops his 20 shirts. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR'RE DOINN'!?:" His voice echoing throughout the house, just about knocking over his lamp, which is still in the oven.
The Shepards looked at each other, before dropping the cake, running out of any door or window that was closest to them. Nobody gets in between Two and his cake. Once Steve tried to eat the last piece, and he kicked him in the crotch so hard he almost broke his dick. The eighteen-year old dork looked back at the other two boys, and smiled innocently. "Well…uh, let's get on with it, I guess." Soda stuttered.
It didn't take long for the three to change into their flannel. The real problem was getting their hair into a semi-beatle hairstyle. They all were too proud of their tuff hair to screw it up and look like a beetle.
After countless hours of sulking with their new haircuts, they finally went down to business. "Alright y'all. There are a few high-ranking soc gangs we could get our spy on at. One, is the Balding Hydro gang. They are easy to infiltrate, but they do a lot of satanic sacrifices involving hair," Darry said in a low voice. The others gasped in fear, grabbing on their hair for dear life. "The second is Choo-Choo the Mook. To be honest I have no gosh-darn idea what the heckle is up with those guys. I think they like trains and cats or somethin' I dunno." Darry leans over the table. "The third and final, is the most high profile soc gang in all of Outsidersville. These guys are hella tuff. It's believed that Bob Sheldon, the kid Johnny and Pony killed, was an ex-member, until there was some sort of disagreement. It'll be tough but worth it. Their name..." He pauses for dramatic affect. "is Animal Crossing," The overly-muscled man finished.
Two-bit nodded. "I VOTE FOR ANIMAL CROSSING!" He yelled lifting up his new lamp he stole from Walmart. "Same here!" Soda exclaimed between bites of cake.
Darry slammed his hands onto the table. "Then it's settled! Tomorrow, we infiltrate the soc gang, Animal Crossing!" The three soc impersonators then celebrated.
