Chapter 2
(A/N): Hi! If you've been following this since I started this (July 25, 2010) I'm really sorry! I've been having some technical difficulties! Somehow, Chapter 2 loaded as Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 was deleted off my computer, so the story skipped from Chapter 1 to Chapter 3, so I took all the chapters down for now (except Chapter 1) and as soon as I rewrite Chapter 2, I will make sure all the chapters are there! Sorry again!
It was Jasper. Holding Rosalie. He had his hands around her wrists like handcuffs and her mouth was gagged. Jasper looked at me with sorry eyes. I couldn't believe Emmett. Or Jasper for that matter. Emmett had him hold his (Emmett's) wife hostage. That was just stupid. I looked at Rosalie and she looked at me. We didn't need words or Edward's power to know what each other was thinking. Emmett is having one of his stupid days. Occasionally, Emmett's brain will just decide to be stupid. He does things, like this, that just don't make any sense, whatsoever.
Anyways, there was also Jasper. This includes Jasper's horrible betrayal to me. He and I are anti-Emmett partners! Why would he help Emmett? I was mad!
"Bella, I really need you to calm down. I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for this."
Rosalie rolled her eyes. She obviously knew what Emmett did to get Jasper to do this, and it wasn't smart. That reminded me she was gagged. I got under the bed and un-gagged her.
"He said he's have Carlisle hold Alice hostage if I didn't hold Rose hostage."
I was amazed. Did he really think Carlisle, the most non-violent vampire on Earth, would take anyone hostage?
He could see my awed expression. "Was that stupid?"
Rosalie and I both answered him, "Duh!"
Jasper's eyes widened. All of a sudden, he was gone. He must've gone to Alice. Rosalie and I just sat for a while and talked. Mostly about how stupid people, specifically men, can be. It was then that Rosalie's question came up.
"So where's Edward?"
Dang it! I forgot about him!
"He's in my closet being held hostage by your husband," I said casually. I could practically hear her eyes widen.
"Don't you think we should probably go get him?"
"We should, but I really don't want to right now."
"Bella."
"Rosalie."
"Come on. Let's go get him."
I sighed. "Fine."
When we got to my closet, we found Emmett and Edward playing checkers. They never realized we were standing there. Rose and I shared another look and I knew what she was thinking: "Our husbands are idiots."
We decided to go downstairs and see what Alice and Jasper were doing. They were both leaning over the coffee table, absorbed in some piece of paper on it.
As we sat down next to them, Rose asked, "So what are you guys doing?" She asked it cautiously, and I don't blame her. I'm worried everyone in this house is going crazy.
"Devising a plan that I see you guys are going to be a part of to prank Emmett back," Alice said quickly.
Rose continued the conversation, "And why is that?"
"Because Bella is going to get insanely mad at him for pulling a prank on her in a few days."
"Oh? And what is he going to do?"
"I don't know. He hasn't decided yet. But it's not looking good. Sorry, Bella."
This was not going to be fun. But why did Alice see her and Rose helping? Usually it's just me and Jasper pranking Emmett.
I decided to ask Alice. "Why are you and Rose helping?"
This was when Alice finally looked up at us—and with a mischievous smile on her face too.
"That prank he's gonna pull—it's going to lead to a full out Cullen prank war."
Oh no. Six vampires participating in a prank war. Heck, if we really wanted to, we could take this into space. Not even the sky is our limit! This was not going to be good. . .
Jasper added to Alice's prediction, "And even Carlisle and Esme are going to want a part of this. It's going to be the best prank war in the history of any war. Not that any humans are even going to know about it."
I looked at each of them. They all looked excited for it. I must be the only one who's horrified by the very idea of it. This could not happen. I wouldn't let it.
Alice must know what I'm thinking. "Bella, there will be no avoiding it. Sorry, but it's inevitable. This prank war is going to happen."
I just stayed frozen staring at her in horror. These next few weeks were going to be like a World War III.
