AN: alright this is attempt number 2 I wonder if I should change the title name, I wonder if anyones still reading this Hello! Oh well onto the show
Three years later, Eric Cartman sat in the food court of South Park mall with his best friend Butters. They had become best friends the summer Kenny went missing, after neither of them made the football team, that's when they decided maybe team sports weren't for them, they decided they would rule the school in another way. That summer their transformation began, Cartman lost a significant amount of weight and Butters began to dress less like a dork. They learned all the ways to attract the girls and make others jealous of them. Practically every day after school they would hang out and share the best gossip. Unfortunately Cartman was the butt of Butters jokes today. "I can't believe she actually signed a virginity pledge. God I figured she'd be one of the easiest girls in school." Butters was of course referring to the shocking news that last night during their movie night Cartman's girlfriend Bebe Stevens had announced she would be remaining a virgin until she was married. The worst part was it wasn't even a private conversation she made the announcement in front of everyone, it was totally embarrassing. "It won't last" Cartman said hopefully "It's just a fad, I bet a lot of the cheerleaders signed one and she just went along with it." "Well if you just keep saying something maybe eventually it'll come true." Butters shot back mockingly." "Whatever I think we need to take our minds off this It's time to do some back to school 'shopping'" Cartman said with a wink. "I've been waiting for this all day" Butters said with a grin. They did this all the time, and they couldn't explain the rush they felt. It started with small things at first candy and chips from Circle K but it built up to bigger and better things, a new pair of shoes at foot locker, some games from Game Stop, and here they were looking at watches at the jewelry store, "Can I see that one" Cartman said pointing at the Citizen, the clerk got the watch out for him to try on, before going helping out another customer. $1400 the price tag read, and into his pocket it went. Things were much more stylish when you weren't paying for it. Luckily the clerk was way to distracted helping a couple who wanted to look at every single anniversary band, Cartman looked at them with a sense of envy, he hoped someday he could love someone like that, his thoughts were soon interrupted by Butters who had scored a gold Modovo. They both grabbed a pair of sunglasses before running out the door, both feeling like they had gotten away with murder
Alright so that's part 2, I'll hopefully have part 3 up soon, I don't wanna spend too long on the introduction stories, remember to review, it helps my crack addiction haha get it
