my 2nd spoof idea for this series of one shots. i'm so torn 4 me its 80s all the way except 4 both Roboto and Syclone-no wait Stinkor too-of which i prefer the remake versions. can i have 80s BattleCat with 2002 Roboto in this one please? no? :'( oh well... (its 80s BattleCat and 2002 Roboto in my mind anyway)


Eternian SpydorNet Presents:

Roboto (also feat BattleCat and Orko) in

Mr. Roboto

BattleCat starts the camera feed...followed by the music and focuses on Roboto. Its dark with only the lights from various control panels lit up in the background but you can see his silhouette against them.

"Are you sure about this BattleCat?"

Off camera BattleCat's voice can be heard. "I do this all time. Just relax you'll be fine."

"I don't know...Man at Arms might not like us in his lab."

"After what I caught him dancing to in here? He won't care what we're up to as long as I don't post the video of him on SpydorNet."

"What if I'm not any good at this?"

"You can't be any worse than He-Man. Just shake those DataTrax. Okay this is it you're on." Just before the lyrics start BattleCat punches a button on his remote turning on the lights.

Not knowing what else to do-Roboto strikes a pose and moves onto several more during the remaining beats of the intro.

BattleCat smacks himself in head as Roboto oh so originally moves on to do the robot. He moves over to his computer and starts playing around with the settings to jazz it up a bit at the touch of a button there is at first one then several more doubles of Roboto dancing on the screen.

Really starting to get into the dancing now after another series of poses on the beats Roboto shifts into some break dancing.

BattleCat takes away the multiple dancing Robotos and puts a funky psychedelic shifting background of colors onto the background behind him.

Watching from the doorway Orko decides to have a little fun and spice up the video. He works his magic on the computers in the background causing them to get up and start moving.

BattleCat does a double take as more dancing objects appear on the screen behind Roboto. He turns to look seeing the computers in the lab getting up one by and starting to dance. He rubs his eyes at first hoping its some sort of hallucination but when he opens them they are still there. He looks around panicked not knowing what to do.

Orko works his magic on some more computers closer to BattleCat.

The computers get up and march in time to the music over to BattleCat.

BattleCat tries to scramble away but one of them grabs his tail and drags him toward the other dancing computers behind Roboto-leaving behind scratch marks deep in the floor.

The computer dragging BattleCat flings him through the air by his his tail to another of the computers. They all take turns tossing the big cat back and forth in the air.

Orko cracks up laughing in the doorway so hard he forgets about levitating and crashes to the floor. He proceeds to roll around on the floor laughing.

Roboto strikes a few more poses to the music then switches to vogueing.

BattleCat flails his legs trying to grab onto the light fixture with his claws in attempt to escape the computers clutches. "WORST MOSHPIT EVER!" He struggles to hold his lunch in as one of them throws him in a twisting double somersault. "I'm getting airsick up here!"

-ESP-

Panthor watching the live feed cracks up at BattleCat's misfortune.

-ESP-

Several of the computers grab hold of BattleCat and join together to give him a really big toss.

BattleCat manages to grab on the ceiling with his claws and dig in tight.

Roboto puts on a high energy sparking light show from his gears for the finale of the song.

The tiles BattleCat has his claws in tear loose from the ceiling and he crashes down on top of the computers.

When the music ends Roboto looks around at all the messed up computer equipment. "I knew Man-At-Arms wasn't going to like this."

BattleCat crawls out from under several of them and collapses panting heavily. Its then he spies Orko at the door.

Orko keeps laughing until he sees BattleCat glaring at him. "Uh-oh!"

BattleCat charges up. "Orko!"

Roboto grabs the camera-pulling out the live feed but recording the action as BattleCat runs after the retreating mischievous Trollan.


this one didn't turn out to be as funny in its first draft as i'd hoped so i added in Orko to shake things up and boy did he deliver. what i like most is BattleCat freaking out while Roboto is oblivious to everything but his dancing. like the first this would be so much better as a flash animated video. did you catch what BattleCat said about Man-At-Arms? You-yes you get to decide just what it was that he filmed when part 12 rolls around. Man-At-Arms hammer dancing to 'U Can't Touch This' or doing the 'Macarena' either way that one is going to be very funny.

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