A/N
Taylor: Okay I'm back I have one thing to say VOTE or else I'll kill this random bystander grabs someone, puts knife at throat
Ino: Hey what the hell do you think you're doing!
Taylor: oh shit my bad, not this bystander I need her for the story.
Ino: you're damn right you need me for the story!
Taylor: sorry about the whole knife thing… hey I know you can leave the disclaimer!
Ino: fine… Taylor does not own Naruto, bleach or anything from any anime he may mention in this fic he only owns this story, Howaido, his original techniques, and some original names and any OCs that may appear. Dorehiken niatteha! (Now Read On!)
Kyuubi: "BLAH" speech 'BLAH' thought
Inner Sakura:Blah: speech
Dark Howaido /Blah/ speech /blah/ thought
People: "Blah" speech 'Blah' thought
Chapter 2
I have a Cousin!!
"Uzumaki Naruto I presume?"
"Um…. Yeah... You bet I am Believe it!"
The boy released his killer intent and everyone could breathe again and he smiled.
"Hello…. Itoko."
Needless to say all present were shocked at the boy's statement, but none more so than Naruto. Naruto, cousin."
"I have a family?"
At this the boy suddenly looked very weary, "no" in a voice that was little more than a whisper but was heard by all. "No, we're all we've got."
Suddenly Ino stood up and slammed her palms on the desk and said, "No way…."
"….No way you're related to Naruto you're too…too…"
"Too what?"
Ino sat down and said nothing, with a massive blush on her face.
:TOO HOT IS WHAT: Sakura blushed at the inner her's words
"Hn"
"Howaido, go sit with your team."
"Whatever"
"Ok, Your Jonin instructors will be here to get you shortly."
Time skip – Three hours later
The door to the class opened and the head that poked into the room was hit by Naruto and Howaido's joint trap which consisted of a water balloon and red paint that Howaido just happened to have. Nuff Said.
The now red Jonin looked at them and in a bored monotone voice said "My first impression is I hate you all, except for you," he said pointing at Howaido, "I loath you. All of you meet me on the roof in ten minuets."
Half an hour later
"Okay I want you all to tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, whatever you want to say."
"Sensei shouldn't you go first." One of the Gennin nagged. (guess who.)
"I'm Hatake Kakashi. I like some things, and I dislike some things, I have some hobbies, and I have some dreams. "
"Ok Pinky go"
'we just learned his name'
"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like…" she trailed off and glanced at Sasuke. "I dislike Naruto and Ino-pig…."
"I think she looks better than you… pinky" said a certain white haired Gennin
"…..I guess my hobby would be studying. I hope and dream to one day…" she glanced at Sasuke again, this time with a dreamy smile. The Uchiha was beginning to look a bit uncomfortable.
"Ok Captain Emo!"
Sasuke glared at him, "Uchiha Sasuke. I like very few things, and dislike a lot of things. I have no hobbies, unless you count training. My ambition is to revive my clan … and… kill a certain man..."
"Ooh scary." Sasuke glared at Howaido this time.
"Ok Blondie go."
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto! I like ramen, and Sakura-chan, and Iruka-sensei ,I dislike the three minutes it takes ramen to cook, and uptight assholes like Sasuke! And my dream …. I will be the Hokage, and get everyone to respect me!"
"You in the white."
"Who me?"
"See anyone else in all white."
"Maa, just checking, my name is Kazama Howaido, I like training, ramen, creating my own jutsus, and the color white. I dislike fangirls, cowards, people who willingly serve someone weaker than them, and people who betray or abandon their comrades. My dream is to find someone who will accept me for who I am, and to kill the son of a bitch who killed my mom."
"Ok then meet me at training ground 7 at five in the morning and don't eat breakfast unless you like throwing up." with that he poofed away.
Before the others left Howaido spoke up, "He's gonna be three hours late…oh and eat breakfast…you'll need the strength."
"But sensei said not to eat and be there at 5 in the morning."
"If scarecrow- sensei told you to jump off a cliff would you?"
"……."
"Don't answer that, just trust me, Ok."
A/N
Ok ch 2 done. Please vote or I'll have Howaido kill Lee during the Chunin exams.
I'll do it I'm crazy!!
Narux?
Howaidox?
Taylor a.k.a Jigoku no Taiseu signing out
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