Hey guys! So I this one on to the last one (round 1) because I didn't feel like making a new story and I'm lazy.

Prompts this week were:

-Veela!Draco
-(word) unusual
-(setting) Slytherin common room
-(dialogue) "Why do you have to make everything so complicated?"

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Harry Potter, or any of the other references I make


"Why do you have to make everything so complicated?" Draco moaned, flopping down on one of the leather couches in the Slytherin Common Room.

"I'm not the one making this complicated," Pansy snorted. "This is just the way things are, Draco, you know that."

"But why?" Draco whined.

"Your situation is unnatural," Pansy responded, calmly. Draco glared at her. "Sorry. Your situation is… unusual," she corrected. Draco scowled and crossed his arms. "What do you want me to say?" Pansy cried as she threw her arms in the air.

"What I want you to say," Draco huffed, pausing for a minute to think of the best way to phrase what he wanted to say. "What I want you to say," he repeated, biting his lip. "I want you to say, 'Oh, Draco, everyone will accept your mate! I mean, they've already accepted the fact that you're a Veela, why wouldn't they accept the fact that your mate, the one person you absolutely cannot live without, just happens to be the Boy Who Lived?' Which I would respond with, 'Oh, Pansy, you're right, I'm just being over dramatic about the whole thing and I shouldn't be worried about my fellow Slytherins beating the shit out of me for being mates with Harry Potter.' That's what I want you to say."

"Draco, you and I both know that's not how it's gonna turn out," Pansy scoffed and Draco pouted.

"Why not?" Draco whined.

"Oh please, you know what happens to star crossed lovers. Just look at Romeo and Juliet, Gatsby and Daisy, Maria and Tony! Do you want to join that list?" Pansy asked.

"Not especially. Oh, but Pansy what am I to do? I mean, he's my mate. Even if he wasn't, even if I wasn't a Veela, and we weren't destined to be together for all eternity, I'd still feel just as strong for him. He's the Blaine to my Kurt, the Ned to my Chuck! We're like Batman and Robin! Or Superman and his dick!"

"Yes, I know that. I also know that if you're not careful, he'll end up being the Mattie to your Ethan," Pansy warned.

Draco scowled. "You just had to bring up Ethan Frome, didn't you?" he huffed.

Pansy let out a long sigh. "You understand what I'm saying," she huffed. "You have to be careful with how you go about this Draco."

"I will be. We will be. Besides, the feud between Slytherin and Gryffindor has died down quite a bit. I think Harry and I come out as mates before the year ends and be fine. If we're not fine, then oh well, at most, we'll only have four months left with these people, and then we can move anywhere we want to and not have to be bothered by any one of them."

Pansy smiled. "Well, at least you're looking on the bright side. Just… take care of yourself, Draco."

"I will. I promise."

"Good." Pansy smiled. "Now, let's go to dinner. I heard they're serving cannelloni."


References I made: 'Romeo and Juliet' from Romeo and Juliet, 'Gatsby and Daisy' from The Great Gatsby, 'Maria and Tony' from West Side Story, 'Blaine to my Kurt' from Glee, 'Ned to my Chuck' from Pushing Daisies, 'We're like Batman and Robin! Or Superman and his dick!' from Me and My Dick, and 'Mattie to your Ethan' from Ethan Frome.

Anyway, ya'll should leave me a nice review or something.

~littleblueweirdo