The Little Brat
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own Naruto. But I do own Amaya, the demon child!
Summery:What happens when Kisame and Itachi are forced to be the bodyguards of a demon child? Pure chaos! Poor Kisame, and Itachi...They never stood a chance.
AN: Yes! the second chapter is up! what will the demon child do next!
Chapter 2: Kisame: The Revenge!
Later that night, Kisame waited silently for Amaya to fall asleep, before making his move. Once he was certain she wouldn't wake up he snuck over to were she slept. Seeing her sleeping soundly, he gave a small confidant smirk. Kisame was certain this plan would work. He then pulled out his gigantic sword, the wraps falling to the ground.
"This will teach that little brat to mess with me!"
'Clank'
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(later that morning)
KIsame and Itachi where standing on the road waiting for Amaya.
"Kisame!!" screamed Amaya. She came running out, with blood lust in her eyes. Her long black hair, was no longer all that long. Instead it was cut very, very short, like a boys cut. Once she saw him, she shot him the dirtiest look ever developed by a human, before slowly walking up to Kisame and looked him strait in the eye.
"I think it goes without say that this" she pointed to her hair "Will not go unpunished."
"O ya...And what is a little pip-squeak like you gona do about it." asked Kisame, with a slight air of arrogance.
"I don't have to tell you. I will simply do it when I feel like it. Until then your mind will eat away at you until you finally snap."
"And what makes you think your sneaky enough to pull a fast one on me, Kisame, an incredibly deadly and powerful assassin?"asked Kisame with a mightier-than-thou look in his eyes.
"This..." she said plainly, and held up a Kunini with the name 'Itachi' engraved in it.
"Give me that!" grumbled Itachi as he snatched his kunini back. That's when he noticed her fingers where painted purple.
"Where did you get the purple nail polish?"
"Same place I got the kunini."
"..."
"O, don't worry I made a really nice profit after I sold it and about three inches of your hair to the fan girls." she said after pulling out a wad of money.
"This is going to hurt..." said Itachi as he flung his kunini at Amaya. She simply side stepped out of the way.
"Tsk, tsk Itachi. I would have thought better of you. You know your not allowed to hurt me." she said waging her finger at him.
"Because of your bad behavior I will have to punish you." Itachi gave her a ya right look.
"But I don't feel like it now. I'm way to tired."
"You just woke up!" wined Kisame.
"So." she stated as she jumped onto Kisame's back and lounged between his sword and his head.
"I don't care. Now be a good shark-man and giddy-up!" Kisame was about to loose his mind. Itachi sighed and started to walk in his normal position ahead of Kisame, but Amaya had other plans.
"O-no ya don't pretty-boy! Back of the line. Ladies are always first." Itachi eyes were now shooting daggers in the back of her head.
Later on while Amaya decided to go play in a flower field with the butterflies, and leave Kisame and Itachi alone for the moment.
"I can't take this anymore Itachi! I'm gonna kill her!"
"Don't do that just yet I have an idea..."
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"La, la la la, la la" sang Amaya as she picked flowers in a peaceful meadow. When all of a sudden Itachi and Kisame jumped out of nowhere and tied her up into a potato sack. They then quickly threw into a trunk and locked it.
"We did it Itachi! We discovered the loop hole!" Kisame rejoiced. He and Itachi then tied the box to a string and started to drag it behind them. They where happy they didn't have do deal with the brat anymore. But then the string became a lot easier to pull. They both looked back to see a now far away ninja running away with the trunk.
"Ooops..." said Kisame who was now holding a rope that was no longer attached to anything. Itachi was now giving him the death glare. Intent on getting the trunk back, they took off towards the ninja when three more jumped in front of them.
" It's to late you're treasure is long gone by now!" shouted one of the ninja.
"I hate to break it to ya but their is nothing of value in that trunk." said Kisame.
"Your just lieing so you can get your treasure back! " and with that all three ninja atacked.
Me: See it is a little longer!
Naruto: Ya right liar! You said it would be a lot longer! Believe it!
Me: Ya well you should have known better than to trust me!
Naruto: what! I never believed you in the first place!
Me: Shhhhhhh! they don't know that!
Naruto: '...'
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