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"talking"
'thinking'
"O'mally"
"[computer]"
~~~~Ch. 1 Meet the Blue Team, Sitama division ~~~~
"Ok, now that everyone is here we can get down to business." Stated Church, leader of the blue team, Blood Gulch division.
"I've been told by blue command that we are going to be getting 6 new team mates and th..." Church couldn't even finish
his sentence before the barrage of questions commenced.
"Where are they? Are they invisible? will they be my friends?" Asked Caboose exitedly
"Are there any girls? if so how old are they? Please tell me theres twins" Tucker said, being his normal pervertedself
"Will they be idiots like the rest of you?" Tex asked, looking annoyed
"One at a time, one at a time." Church yelled, not able to keep up with the speed of questioning.
"Ok, first Caboose, obviously there not here yet, no there there not invisible, and i dont know if they'll be your
friends. Tucker, I have no fucking idea about anything you asked. And Tex, try not to be a bitch when they get here."
Church found himself face-down in the dirt a second later, with a boot on the back of his head.
"What did you say?" Tex said as more of a threat than a question
"Nuffing..." said Church, words muffled by the dirt. He stood up and brushed the dirt off his armor."...you psycotic bitch."he added under his breath,unfortunatly Tex heard him and delivered a clean snap kick to his groin.
After 5 minutes of holding his nuts and rolling around, Church continued informing them of the soon to arive team mates."Anyway back to the new team mates, all I was told was that the're from our Japanese division and that they'll be here anywhere from 2 hours to a week." Church said,in falsetto
At that moment they all thought the same thing,'this is gonna be interesting'...well all but Caboose who was thinking about pudding
~~~(scene change)~~~
A pelican, modified for space travel, headed to Blood Gulch. 4 of its 6 passengers were assleep, the other 2 welcomed
the alone tome
Konata and Kagami broke their kiss. "This is gonna suck, Its hard enough to keep it a secret form the others, but now 4
new people and a new base, we'll need to find a new secret spot." said Kagami a little concerned.
"Maybe now is the time to tell everybody?" Konata asked slightly hopefuly.
Konata wanted nothing more than to tell everyone they were dating, but Kagami is the most important person
in Konata's life, so if Kagami wanted to wait, Konata would wait.
"I..I don't know if I'm ready to tell them." Kagami said, feeling kind of unsure."sorry."
"Don't worry about it, I can wait as long as you need." Konata said as she smiled reassuingly."as long as I get all the
lovin' I want when we're alone" she added, now grinning like a pervert.
Kagami groaned. "you know, you relly can be pretty perverted," then she smiled, "but, ok deal."
[now beginning decent into Blood Gulch outpost 1, please fasten you safty harnesses and remain seated until arrival has been anounced] the ships computer told them.
"Well, looks like our new life is about to begin." Konata said happily, but with a hint of disappointment
The ship hit some turbulence, which woke the sleeping passengers, but otherwise it was a pretty uneventful landing.
The pelican touched ground, [you are now free to move about the ship] the computer chirped.
"Yosh! Time to meet our new team and see the new base." shouted the energetic leader.
~~~(scene change)~~~
As the pelican touched down, Caboose was the first to see it.
"Guys, guys, a big metal bird landed next to the base, I'm gonna see if it will be my friend" he shouted
"Caboose, your an idiot, that's not a bird, its a Pelican" Tucker corrected him."Dumb ass" said an annoyed Tex and Church
"...what the hell is the SOS brigade?" Church said as he noticed that sure enough spray painted on the side of the
pelican was 'SOS brigade' and oddly enough, it was in English.
"That's in English, Church, you said they were from Japan." Tucker said in confusion
"they are, that must be for our benefit, though i dint know what it means." Church admitted
Suddenly the pelican opened."ハロー仲間青チーム (Hello fellow blue teammates)" Shouted a tall,overly hyper woman in blue
armor w/ gold trim.
"Hang on, everyone, your helmets have a translator option, set it for Japanese to English." Church told them.
Oddly enough, thats exactly what the tall energetic woman was telling her team to do as well.
After the translators were dealt with, it was time for introductions. All of the new blue team stood in a line:the tall,
energetic woman; A short red haired girl that was so cute you could kick her; A tall green haired girl; A girl with short
light purple hair; the short girl with ankle length blue hair, Konata; and the light purple-haired,twin pigtailwearing Kagami
The Japanese blue team leader handed Church a slip paper with their names writen in English.
Church began to introduce them.
"Ok, so this is Yui,their Blue Leader..." He said, pointing at the tall energetic leader, then he gestured at the short
red head and the tall green haired girl"...the short one is Yutaka, the medic and her bodyguard, Minami, is the tall one
next to her..." looking at the long, blue haired Konata. "... this is Konata..." and finally Church pointed at the
girl with short light purple hair and then at Kagami."...the're names are Tsukasa and Kagami respectivly" he paused for
a breath."and yes Tucker, they are twins."'3..2..1' thought Church, somewhat anoyed.
"...THANK YOU GOD!!!" Tucker Shouted
",,,anyway..." Church said looking at the Japanese blue team." I'm church, the current leader, so just look for my
light blue armor if you need somthing from me;the one in the blue green armor is Tucker, he's a pervert so be careful
around him;the one in the blue armor is Caboose,i think his brother hit him in the head with a brick when he was a baby,
so you can't relly count on him for anything; and the one in the black armor is Tex, if she acts like a bitch to you
dont worry, thats how she treats everyone." he sighed,finally done with introductions."well thats about it,the other team
rarely dose anything so i guess u can just do what ever."
"Sounds good, lets go Kagami~n." Konata said, grabbing kagami's hand and running off to find a new secret spot.
"Come on Yutaka,lets go find some umm...healing herbs..." said Minami blushing secretly planing to find their own
secret make out spot.
"Ok." said yutaka, also blushing. the pair left to find the "Hrebs"
Caboose went up to Tsukasa. "will you be my friend?"
"umm...sure why not" Tsukasa said,a little nervous
"Yay, let me show you Tucker's rock, we're not supposed to go near it but i do anyway." Caboose said
"umm...ok." said Tsukasa, going along with her new friend
Yui looked around,noticing evryone was gone, she went inside to take a nap.
~~~~~~end Chapter~~~~~~~
