Disclaimer: Why do I even bother? I don't own Naruto.
Kenshin:I am proud to announce, that the one shot is now growing bigger. Since so many people liked it, I'll make a story on what happens to him after the vacation, and before the 10 year epilouge.
Zeke: He knocked them up didn't he?
Chapter 2: The Art of Calming The Storm
Naruto, Tenten, and Tsunami have had a wonderful 2 weeks together. After proclaiming their love for him, Tenten and Tsunami no later became his lovers. They did everything from cooking, shopping, chores, bathing while Inari was away, and many other things together. Then came the time to leave.
"Goodbye Naruto-nii-chan! Hope to see you again!" Inari yelled, waving at him from afar. Tsunami was a bit in tears, sad that he had to leave her again. She would miss him so dearly, and the only thing on her mind then was...running inside the house, making vomiting sounds. Inari wasted no time in runnign inside to see her.
Out on the road Naruto was having similar problems. Tenten kept stopping their progress, hacking up chunks of already digesting food everywhere. It was like she was making room in her belly for something special. Naruto was a bit concerned, since he knew nothing about the female anatomy.
By the time they finally made it to Konoha, he was carrying Tenten in his arms. Making his way through the gate he noticed people were looking straight at him. He didn't care: It would always be the usual 'I want the demon dead' gazes. This time there was a twist; they were whispering hateful things about him doing some things to Tenten. It couldn't be helped; The 'demon disgrace' of Konoha was carrying an unconscious girl in her arms. They either thought she was just sleeping, or he killed her.
Ignoring the death stares, he carried on towards the Hokage's Tower. Entering inside he saw Shizune sleeping on the counter. He didn't think much of it, she does need sleep anyway. As she entered Tsunade's office to report their return, she was quick to notice him carrying Tenten in his arms. Thinking they might have run into a little trouble on their vacation she gets up and checks her.
"What happened to her? Did Akatsuki attack you two?!" Naruto shook his head, and laid Tenten down in a chair. "Then what happened?"
"We were on our way back to Konoha when she started throwing up. I don't know why she was, but eventually she passed out, and I was forced to heave her this way." Naruto explained carefully, leaving out the part where they would occassionally fuck for obvious reasons. Tsunade wasn't convinced that this was all that was, so to get a better understanding of what happened she held her hands over Tenten's stomach, forcing chakra into her palms. She gasped, signaling that she might have some baring on what happened to her.
"Naruto," She asked in a low, almost growling voice, turning back to face him while towering over him. He didn't like this look. It was the one she always gave him whenever she would hurt him. Looking over any and all possible escape routes in his mind he nervously smiled. "You wouldn't happen to know why she is pregnant right?"
Naruto flinched, he knew that this might have happened during their time of sweet loving, but he never guessed that Tsunade would have figured it out just by holding chakra enduced hands over her belly. Maybe that's what medic ninjas can do as well. He did, however, keep a straight face as to not give away his posture. "Really? I can't believe she got pregnant. Why didn't she tell me?"
"You didn't know? Then why don't we ask her when she wakes up?" Tsunade was certain he had something to do with this, and was damned if she would let him get off with a serious thing like this with just one punch. That was when Tenten woke up.
"Whe-where am I? Naru-koi, are we back yet?" She asked drowsingly, not fully adjusted to vision as she couldn't tell who was there right now. From hearing the words 'koi' be added to his name meant that he did have something to do with it, leaving Tsunade to gut punch Naruto, forcing him to cough up blood and crimple onto the floor unconscious. When Tenten finally could see, she saw her idol standing before her, with a less than happy face planted above that platinum babe's endowments. Thinking back to what she said, and looking at Naruto on the floor, she was blushing in embarassment.
"Tenten, I'm gonna go for broke; Did he get you pregnant?" She asked nicely. Her words sounded nice, but you could still feel the anger on her face. Tenten, blushing madly, was forced in a corner. She could now tell that Naruto was on the floor because of her and doesn't want any more harm to befall her darling lover, and on the other hand she could never lie to the only woman in her life that inspired her to become stronger than any male ninja.
"Yes. I love that man over there. And yes we did have sex, but he didn't force me into it! I wanted it, and he gave it to us. I knew the risk, and I still did it. I didn't care about the consequences, just showing him the love he desired." By the time she finished her speech, Tsunade had finally calmed down. The words spoken from her voice soothed her rage towards the blond. Sighing, she healed Naruto's injuries, and he woke up instantly. "What happened?!"
"I hit you, it's no big deal." Tsunade said in a fast tone pace. "Now carefully explain to me how you're gonna deal with this, and what she meant by 'you giving it to us', ok?"
Tenten cringed; She hadn't realized she said that. Infact, it never crossed her mind, Tsunami getting knocked up too. She would have to ask her when they return. In the meanwhile Naruto told the Hokage everything he would do; ranging from being by her side until the end and getting strong enough to protect her from anything, to explaining the fact that he may have knocked up another woman he remembers from his first real mission, and that he will marry the both of them to prove his loyalty and love. After being convinced that he is serious, the Hokage goes back to her desk, pressing her fingers all up on her temples in frusteration.
"You know you've just forced one of my best ninjas off the field for up to 9 months. Not only will you have to promise me you'll be by their side no matter what, but this Tsunami person has to be reinstated as a Konoha civilian." Tsunade began, causing the both of them to listen carefully. "But not only that, Naruto is only a genin who still doesn't have the stradegic knowledge for becoming even chunin. And Tenten, neither you nor him have family to support you. How will you fare?"
At the end both of them were real nervous now. Tenten had completely forgotten about Naruto's ninja position. She herself wasn't good enough to become jonin and was still weaker than Sakura, only because she got training from the old lady and the chinese dressed girl was stuck with only knowledge of weaponry. She had no other skills in genjutsu, taijutsu, and she only knew weaponlike ninjutsu. All her time was spent on kenjutsu. Naruto specialized in ninjutsu and had weak taijutsu. He could only dispell genjutsu and there was no way he could fight with a sword.
"It doesn't matter. I'll protect her and Tsunami-chan no matter what. Right now, I have to gather enough cash for a proper household, or move in with her." He said, thinking that there's no way in hell a baby would survive in his neighborhood. "Fine. If that's all then you're dismissed. But I would like for her to stay."
Seeing that he could prepare himself, he heads out, set on training harder than he ever could. As he left Tenten said down in a chair. "When I think about it, you would have done alot more than slugged his stomach."
"Ninjas having children at a young age is normal; they go into battle day after day, risking their lives for others, and in the end they might either lose a personal baby maker or their own lives..." Tsunade took out a bottle of sake and gave a swig. "Anyway, it's only natural that they spread their legacy before it's too late. Afterall we all have to die sometimes. I, myself, had wished I could have kids. But...that's impossible now. I'm too old."
"I'm sorry." Tenten said, bowing her head in compassion for her sake.
"Don't be. I've had enough of that from alot of guys and freaks." She said, drinking some more booze. "But try to take it easy, and stay as close to Naruto as possible for protection. From both Akatsuki and anyone else besides you two that love him."
Tenten began to think about anyone who might love her koishii, and only Hinata showed up. Sakura was a possibility, but she still liked that traitor, right?
Back with our hero he continued his way throughout town heading for his humble abode. By the time he got there he began storing the only useful things in his scroll, which wasn't alot considering where he lived.
That night Tenten was out with the girls having a wonderful time. Her, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kurenai, and Shizune were at the Ichiraku ramen bar, eating noodles and drinking sake. Ayame was free that night so she joined in, only having to do her job to serve ramen.
"So, how was your trip with Naruto, Tenten? Did he piss you off with his stupid 'I'm gonna be Hokage' rants?" Sakura asked, slurping up miso beef. Hinata flinched at the mention of his name, a blush coming onto her face.
"Oh, he's not that bad Sakura. You should give Naru-k-I mean, Naruto a chance." Tenten replied, devouring her bowl in the same manner like Naruto.
"Well, it seems he gave you a bigger impression than I thought. You sound like you two are dating now." Ino spoke, taking a slurp of veggie noodles. Tenten just stayed silent, and continued eating. The others began to notice her sudden Naruto-like appetite, and Kurenai got suspicious.
"Well, I think I should tell you this: I'm gonna have a baby. Me and Asuma tied the knot." The jonin spoke, her eyes still not leaving Tenten. Infact, she flinched a bit at the word 'baby'. The other girls were all smiling and squealing a bit, well Hinata already knew, but what are you gonna do?
"Well let's have a toast: To Kurenai and her new life!" The kunoichi each took a glass of alcohol, and tipped it against eachother at the same time. It gave off a wonderful 'ting' sound. Just as Kurenai was about to drink it, Sakura took the glass away from her. "No no. If you were to drink sake then you might mess up the baby's growth system. It's even worse than giving a baby beer years after they were brought up."
"Oh my bad. I'm sorry. I just..." She stopped when she saw Tenten spitting her drink onto the floor. Hinata, Ino, and Sakura all saw this, and Shizune gasped in great shock. Tenten's never given up drinking sake before. After having to keep it away from Lee all those times it only made sense to drink it herself so he wouldn't get a drop. And now, here she was, giving up on the rice liquor like it was rotten to her health or so-That's when it hit her.
"Oh my god! Tenten, you're pregnant!" She screamed, as all the women gasped and stared at her. Ino then moved her chair towards her, hoping to get an insight. "Congradulations, Tenten! You're gonna become a mother! So who's the father?"
Tenten was drawn in a corner: Her cover was blown, her status was exposed to the world, and if she stayed quiet for too long, they'll think it was someone else. Seeing as she had no choice, she decided to tell. "Naruto."
The minute his name left her lips, Hinata bursted into tears, running away for elsewhere. Ino went pale, passing out on the floor. Sakura began to look completely evil, thinking that Naruto forced her into something she didn't want like most guys, Shizune was happy that Naruto found love, and Kurenai was at a loss of words. Of course she knew Naruto was never one to understand love, and even thought he would end up with Hinata (Like a bunch of other people on Fanfiction), but like always the number one unpredictable ninja somehow surprises us all. Sakura gripped Tenten's shirt collar tight.
"Tell me, did he rape you?" Tenten smashed her forehead into Sakura's, in response to her foolish question.
"How dare you say something like that!? Naru-koishii is the sweetest, most generous man I've ever met. His actions swooned me away and his dedication to his nakama is more than you ever knew before that traitor left!" She yelled back, forcing the others to back away a bit. "I love him so much I let myself get pregnant! After all we kunoichi know a technique that prevents pregnancy. I just wanted him to know he doesn't have to live alone the rest of his life!" And with that, she stormed off, heading onward to find Naruto.
Back In Wave...
"Doctor, is that true?" Tsunami asked while sitting in a doctor's office. Her son was sitting beside him, and he was smiling a bit.
"Yes. You'll be having a child." The old doc spoke, and Inari jumped out of his seat, happy that he'll have a little brother, or sister to teach ninjitsu skills when they're older.
"Yatta! Yatta! Kaa-san, you don't seem happy. Is something wrong?" The boy asked, noticing a grave look on her face.
"Inari, there's something you need to know." She paused, thinking of someway to break it to him nicely. With nothing else, she decides to go for it. "Well, let's begin with how babies are born: When a-"
End Chapter
Kenshin: Phew! Good thing we ended it there.
Zeke: So what if she was gonna tell him some disturbing things? He has a right to know. Besides, it's better than her just saying your 'nii-chan' knocked me up. Best to explain how it happened first.
Kenshin: I guess. Next chapter, Naruto gets kidnapped by someone, Ino confides in Tenten, and Inari learns the birds and the bees, and Naruto was humping his mother.
