Another chapter another disclaimer Itachi you know what to do.

Itachi: "Death'sDoor lacks ownership of Naruto to her dismay. If you don't like OC characters then right your own damn story, viewer discretion is advised."

Thank you Itachi here's your dango :3

Anko: "MINE!"

Itachi: "TSUKUYOMI!" *chew chew chew chew* "Dango good"

Don't get in between Itachi and his Dango bitches on with the story

8 months later at Akatsuki HQ…

"PUT ME DOWN YOU FISH BASTARD!" I jump at the sound of a woman wailing in anger I look up from the couch to see Itachi and Kisame coming in from a mission, Kisame is holding a flailing Akemi. Itachi nods for Kisame to put her down, Kisame smirks and drops her. She twists on the floor holding her fist in rage.

Akemi: "YOU SON OF A-"

Kisame: "You told me to put you down and I did."

Leader sama walks in with Konan at his side his eyebrows furrowed in complete annoyance.

Leader: "What is the racket?"

Kisame: "We got Tsukiko Akemi like you asked and she wasn't very easy to catch."

Leader: "I don't want to know, now you Akemi you're part of the Akatsuki understood you'll address me as Leader sama and will follow my orders, questions?"

Akemi: "Yeah why don't you go fuck yourself?"

Leader: "Feisty, Itachi you know what to- WHAT THE HELL?"

I couldn't help but suppress a laugh as Akemi pins both Itachi and Kisame in an awkward position on the floor. This is so funny I bet even Sasori danna would smirk at the sight if he were alive. Her look falls on me and she smiles a beautiful sweet smile.

Akemi: "Well what do you know you're still alive well I guess being here won't be that bad eh Deidara?"

I blush slightly, she remembers my name now I wasn't expecting that but I nod warily at her remark. She releases Itachi and Kisame and sits next to me.

Akemi: "Fine I'll join but only because he's here the rest of you piss me off except Konan of course."

Konan: "Thank you Akemi san"

Akemi: "Konan you know I hate having those fancy suffixes"

Konan: "I'm sorry I just haven't seen you since I was with Jiraiya in my younger days."

Kisame: "Wait…how old is this woman?"

Akemi: "I'm 49"

Kisame: "DAMN! YOU LOOK 18 YOU MUST USE A JUTSU OR SOMETHING!"

Akemi: "Nope this is my all natural appearance."

Leader: "So you're joining on your free will now?"

Akemi: "Yup"

Leader: "Good work Deidara."

I look at Leader Sama confused but soon shrug it off.

Leader: "Since you seem to be a trouble maker I'm going to partner you with Deidara and Tobi will be partnered with Zetsu. Konan will show you to your room and give you your cloak and ring."

I watch as Akemi disappears with Konan to her new room, I know I have seen her somewhere before the festival of fools. Wait…she's my partner? That means…YES! OH THANK JASHIN YES TOBI ISN'T MY PARTNER ANYMORE!

Akemi's POV

I follow Konan down a long hallway and she points out all the rooms, my room is in between Itachi's and Sasori's old room and is across from Deidara's room. She unlocks the maroon door with the kanji for mermaid '人魚' of course they know. Orochimaru must have told them or they figured it out themselves smart kids they were. Konan opens the door and leads me inside, it's a master bedroom with maroon walls and dark brown panels the floor is dark polished wood with matching dressers and book shelves. There are no windows and there are two other doors one that leads to a walk in closet and the other is a master bathroom. There's a king sized bed with maroon silken sheets and black covered pillows. I turn to Konan she hands me my cloak and ring which also has the kanji for mermaid on it I smirk "How did you figure out?" Konan smiles "Miyako it's quite hard to not notice the resemblance to the legend." I laugh "Are you sure that bastard Orochimaru didn't tell you?" we both laughed "Ah it's nice to have another girl around the base!" Konan sighs happily then she leaves saying that she'll leave me to adjust.

I leave my cloak on the bed and put the ring on my left middle finger it tingles when it shrinks to fit my finger my nails turn a red so dark it almost looks black. I then decide to take a bath, the bathroom is huge! There is a mini hot spring in the center a small swimming pool size bath tub to the left and a shower made for two to the right, there is also a large counter with a basin and a large mirror and a medicine cabinet and a smaller separate room with a toilet. I fill up the tub with cold water and strip then I plunge into the relaxing cool bliss. I come up for air not that I need it and lay back relaxing with my fin sticking out of the tub limply. I soon begin to doze off into pure bliss…..

KNOCK KNOCK

I wake up from my bliss to a loud knock on the door "It's time for dinner how long does it take to take a bath?" Kisame growls "SHUT THE HELL UP FISH FACE I COMING!" I yell back "Call me fish face again and I'll personally come in there." He hisses "FINE FISH STICK HOW'S THAT?" by the time I say that I'm already dressed in the clothes I picked out which consist of a maroon tank top and black spandex shorts. Kisame bursts through the door with an extremely annoyed face. "How the hell did you get dressed so fast?" I shrug my shoulders and walk past him towards the kitchen. On the way I brush past Deidara he catches up to me and walks quietly beside me. "So what was that about?" he asks I smirk "Fish stick woke me up from my bath." Behind me I hear Kisame growl "Witch" I roll my eyes at his comment just because I'm a gypsy people have the nerve to call me a witch. Grace is a witch but not the kind people think of in her point of view it's a curse since her spells countdown to her death, I took her in and raised her into the strong independent young lady she is today. She's so close to me that she even calls me 'kaa san' so in a sense she is my adopted daughter. "Akemi?" Deidara's voice pulls me from my thoughts "I'm sorry I was just thinking." Deidara nods and we make our way to the kitchen.

Deidara's POV

I walk beside Akemi quietly and soon notice that after Kisame called her a witch she just zones out. I call her name several times and she soon apologizes claiming that she was thinking, thinking about what though? I don't ask about it and just nod, not wanting to get on her bad side. We reach the kitchen where everyone is waiting for us so that we can start eating. Then I notice they weren't waiting for us, they're waiting for her the she devil. The Akatsuki are not known to be the best of cooks so we hired a maid but she doesn't do her job very well. The only thing she does is fail attempts to seduce us she doesn't respect anyone except Itachi and Leader Sama, her name is Ada and she is pretty but she her attitude is so disgusting none of us wanna touch her. She tried to join the Akatsuki around when the time I was forced to join, she was joining because of Orochimaru but she soon finds out that he left and I was his replacement though that didn't stop her from hitting on me. She failed initiation so she was turned into a maid and her cooking is terrible.

"I'm here was everybody worried about me?" her annoying voice rang out, I feel Akemi's aura darken with slight anger.