Chapter 2: Which is worse; Marriage or Death?

Its chapter 2 everyone, yay! This chapter is basically describing how everyone's night, and mornings, went. Please don't dislike me for this chapter; I'm aware that it's going fast. There's only one couple in this story so far, right now Kisame and Reina have more of a big brother little sister relationship. It was longer than I thought it would be but I think the changes I made to it were better than the chapter I actually wrote down. Remember I don't own Naruto and that my machine is still broken. Warning: Do not wake up the quiet ones with loud noises; they will threaten you within an inch of your life. And the whole Hidan situation is basically like what Kelsey-chan did in her Akatsuki fanfic but Ray J's not going to be immortal. Why? Because I don't like handing out free gifts and I like making life a living hell for my characters sometimes when I'm angry. R&R Please!

POV Ray J

I was grabbed roughly by the wrist, being practically dragged by Hidan but I didn't mind. I was too busy staring at his scythe, his muscles, everything. I sighed in content as he continued to drag me. He stopped for a moment, making me run into the back of him. "You shouldn't be this damn happy to be rooming with two S-ranked ninja." Hidan mutters. "Aw! I didn't know that you cared Hidan!" I grinned cheerfully, and then he resumed dragging me. "I won't kill her, I won't kill her." I heard him muttering to himself. This was going to be the beginning of a kick ass summer vacation, or at least it was summer vacation for me. I finally escaped… I mean graduated high school. That meant that me, Jenn, Shane, Danielle and Lynn were finally free! This thought troubled me though; we all wanted to go to different colleges for different degrees. Hell Lynn said she would just be happy to hold down a job without threatening her manager's life! My little sister and my other friends were only juniors and had a year to go. You think that being a senior would be exciting when you know that you'll be leaving school sooner than everyone else… Not really. Although it is awesome to be at school for only half a day! The door to Hidan's room swung open and I was pulled out of my thoughts. "Alright, what's the plan my man? Who's sleeping where?" I ask.

"I'm on the bed and Kakuzu is on the floor." Hidan answers. I didn't trust Shane with Hidan at all; I would kill my favorite character if he even touched her. Whoa, I never noticed that I was over protective of the twins. Hopefully Jenn would be alright and not be tortured by the terrorist. "Alright, then I guess I'm sleeping with you." I winced at the way I realized that sounded. Hidan just glared at me, now he officially hated me. I sat down on the bed and crossed my legs, Hidan quickly looked away. I could have sworn that he had a slight blush, or maybe his face was starting to turn red with anger. "Can't you just feel the love in this room?" Shane asked with a smirk. I scowled, now she was acting like her usual self! "Shut up." I muttered. She shrugged and sat down on the bed with me. "Where did Kakuzu go anyways?" I asked. Shane smirked evilly. "Let's just say that he won't try stealing my wallet while I'm sleeping." "You did something to Kakuzu? You have more guts than I do! Guess I'll see your rotting corpse in the morning." Hidan said with a yawn. He immediately stripped off his cloak and was left wearing his boxers. "Well that answers my question I had earlier this week." I yawned too and went to sleep. Not before I heard Kakuzu come back into the room. "I thought I had you tied up on a rope, Kami dang it." Shane muttered as she was knocked out.

POV Jennifer

Danielle seemed to be getting along really well Deidara, discussing art. She really likes seeing things explode. I sighed, as long as he didn't try using that on me first thing in the morning everyone would get along great, I looked at Sasori nervously, it was hard trying to figure out what was going on in his head when he really doesn't show any emotions. Then I had a creepy feeling that something was watching me, but that isn't anything to worry about right? I mean I was in the hideout of an evil organization! I WAS IN THE HIDEOUT OF AN EVIL ORGANIZATION, WAS I CRAZY? I might as well go with it; if I tried running away they would probably kill me. Or worse, they would kill my sister. I shivered, was I the only one thinking seriously about this situation? It wasn't time to be thinking about how cute Sasori was! "Um, what are we doing?" I asked quietly, apparently no one heard me. I sighed; Shane was usually the blunt one. I went to Sasori and politely tapped him on the shoulder, silently praying that he wouldn't be mad for my interrupting his thoughts. "Yes?" Sasori asks, his eyes staring straight into mine. That just made me even more nervous.

"Um… I was wondering… about the sleeping arrangements." I mumbled, hoping that he was able to hear me. I tapped my fingers together nervously in a Hinata like fashion. "Deidara and Danielle will be on the floor, we'll be sharing the mattress." Sasori says. I blushed at the thought of being in the same room as Sasori never mind being that close to him! "A-alright I guess." It wasn't like there was anything I could do about it anyways. "Jennifer?" "Yes Sasori?" I ask. "Please speak louder in the future; I could barely hear a single thing you said." Sasori sighs. I nodded; for once I was glad that no one yelled at me for my quiet voice. "Yes Sasori, I'll do my best." I say a little louder than usual. "Oh, Jennifer! I kinda forgot that you were in the room!" Danielle says, rubbing the back of her head. "That's fine; most people really don't notice me when I'm not with my sister." I say nervously. "You need something that sets you apart from your sister, other than your looks I mean. You're the only one of us other than Megan that has the innocent long hair." Danielle complains. "Wha… what? What's that supposed to mean?" I demand. Danielle laughed. "See, you'll come out of your shell soon! Good night Jenn!" Danielle smiles, lying down on the ground. I sighed and went to sleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

POV Reina

I was so happy! I got to room with Fishie… I mean Kisame! He looked kind of intimidating at first but I could tell that he was a really nice person. I smiled; the people that I was usually with were kind of scary in their own ways too. The only time Jenn wasn't shy was when you woke her up in the morning and could make your life miserable. Her sister Shane I was pretty sure went to an insane asylum a couple of times after beating up boys that made fun of Jenn, they were in the hospital for months. I couldn't complain though, they were the first friends that I ever made when I was a kid. I chuckled, all this happening was probably a dream come true for Ray J. "Um Itachi? Do you have any books to read?" Megan asks, looking to the ground. "Who wants to read books before they go to sleep? That's so boring!" I complained. "I know, like it isn't bad enough that my partner is obsessed with his brother but he has to be a book worm too?" Kisame complains. Megan grabbed a pillow and threw it at Itachi's head. "Don't judge Itachi!" She yelled. I was currently on the floor laughing at Megan's little out burst. "Hahaha! Right in the face!" Kisame glared at me and "accidentally" threw a pillow in my face. "Sorry, you blended in with the floor." Kisame teased.

Oh he shouldn't have done that! I am the best pillow fighter of all the girls. "I wasn't ready you jerk! You're supposed to yell out an awesome war cry before you hit someone in the face with a pillow!" I complain. I took a pillow and threw it at his face. "Take that, fish breath!" I yelled. Megan was currently hitting her head against the wall for my stupid line; Itachi just raised an eye brow and gave Megan a book. "It will pass the time better than trying to give yourself a concussion over something stupid like that." Itachi said. Megan and I stared. Apparently Itachi saying something longer than a word was rare. "Alright." Megan muttered, looking at the book. I threw another pillow at Kisame's face while he was distracted and he let out a cry of pain. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to throw the pillow that hard!" I ran over to check on him while Itachi rolled his eyes. "Oldest trick in the book." Megan muttered as Kisame whacked me in the face with his pillow. "It's on now!"

POV Iris

We just had to get stuck with the two most annoying people in the Akatsuki. Tobi made people want to kill him and Zetsu eats people as part of his job description. I couldn't tell if he was more plant than human, none of the people in the Akatsuki acted like normal people anyways. I was pretty sure that we could both handle Tobi but there was no way that I was getting Zetsu in a bad mood. Not unless I felt like killing myself that day. "I want some soda damn it!" Lynn yells, kicking the wall. No surprise when the wall had a dent in it and Lynn was cursing at her toes for not being tough enough. When Lynn was mad, she could curse with the best of us. Probably even better since her family used curse words in several different languages. Zetsu just fazed through the floor to get away from the angry curses and complaints about there not being any candy. I wanted to get away too; he should have taken me with him! Well I guess I shouldn't have expected that much from Zetsu.

Zetsu was outside staring at the stars and I was confused. I had never seen a murderer look so… tranquil! "Are you just going to stare at me or actually speak?" Zetsu asks. I jumped slightly, wondering how he knew I was there. Oh right, ninja. Need to remember that in the future. "I'm just wondering why the hell you're outside when everyone else is going to sleep." I say with a yawn. "We're usually outside on guard duty anyways, so it doesn't kill us to look at the stars sometimes." Zetsu says. "Um Zetsu, there's something that's been bothering me." I say nervously. "What?" "How do you go to sleep?" I ask. "You mean after killing people?" Zetsu asks. "No, I mean how do you fall asleep, I mean it's like you're two people. Does one side sleep while the other one keeps watch?" I ask. Zetsu laughed. "Don't worry I can keep watch fine!" But that wasn't what I asked. I thought moodily to myself. "Oh well, guess I'll stay out here with you. It's hard to think when you're in the room with those two idiots." I yawned, my eyelids growing heavy. The last thing I was aware of was a blanket going over my shoulders.

The Next Morning POV Ray J

I woke up with a yawn and stretched my arms out. There was light in the room but I didn't care, a few extra minutes of sleep never killed anybody. I nuzzled my face back into my pillow and just took in the warmth… Wait. Are pillows supposed to be this warm? Suddenly the pillow moved and my eyes snapped open. I looked up and saw Hidan's somewhat cute sleeping face. I knew that if he ever heard those words out of my mouth he would kill me. I jolted back in alarm, my feet tangled in the sheets. I fell to the ground with a thud and was struggling to untangle myself from the blanket so that I could put it back on Hidan. "Damnit, damnit, damnit!" I whispered to myself. I was getting ready to put the blanket over him when his eyes suddenly popped open and I screamed. "What the hell? You were fucking watching me in my sleep weren't you!" Hidan accuses. "No I wasn't!" I shouted defiantly. I looked at him for two minutes tops! We were both yelling at each other, our faces only inches apart like in those cheesy shojo manga when the girl "accidentally" kisses the guy. Shane stretched, hitting me in the back of the knee. I fell forward my lips brushing past Hidan's before my head landed on the bed and I landed on my ass. How the hell did that happen? All I have to say is that gravity hates me.

I rubbed the back of my head and looked up at Hidan; I was soon wishing that I hadn't. Instead of looking mad which he should have been, he looked confused. He closed the door softly, and then the cursing and banging began. Shane and Kakuzu woke up, glaring at me. "How the hell was that my fault? You were the one that kicked me!" I yelled angrily. "I don't remember doing that." Shane yawned, trying to go back to sleep. She just sat back up muttering darkly to herself after a couple of minutes tossing and turning. "I hope my sister has a better morning than I had." Shane muttered. "At least you're having a better one than I'll have; I'm probably going to sacrificed by Hidan as soon as he gets back." I sighed, watching Kakuzu and Shane leave the room. As soon as they left, that was the time that I started to freak out. "Oh my Jashin I'm gonna die! Why did I have to piss him off when I first got here? I knew something this good wouldn't last without something happening to me!" Silent tears streamed down my face and I dropped to the floor with a sob. Jashin if you can hear me, please make it so I don't get killed! I could only hope that he wouldn't find me in the closet… Who was kidding? It's his closet!

POV Lynn

I was sleeping on the mattress peacefully, thankfully Zetsu and Iris left so that I could get the bed all to myself. It would have been a disaster if I had to be with Tobi or Zetsu! I shivered at that thought; they'd probably do something weird to me in my sleep. Tobi was tossing and turning on the floor, muttering darkly to himself. I opened my eyes and sat up quickly. Tobi wouldn't be muttering to himself like that! I looked down and saw that there was long black hair and I automatically began to freak out. It was an Uchiha! I didn't have that much knowledge on the Uchiha because I hate Sasuke and Itachi but I could definitely recognize one. There were two other Uchiha that I heard Megan talking about whenever she talked about the clan. Some kid named Obito and an evil guy named Madara. The things this guy was saying in his sleep sounded evil and Obito had an attitude like Naruto so he was out of the question which left me with… Oh God, he was Madara! When he moved again I ducked my head under the covers in a stupid attempt to hide myself.

He heard the movement and yanked the blanket off of my head. "You, I forgot that I had a roommate." Madara growled. I was trembling in fear but at this moment it wasn't the smartest thing to do. "You know who I am don't you?" He yelled. I had to think fast, he'd probably kill me now! Then the Russian part of my brain kicked in and I glanced to the table near the bed. There was a bottle and it looked like it might have some sort of alcohol in it. Maybe if I made him drunk enough he wouldn't try to kill me… Quickly I put him in a head lock and forced all the sake down his throat. He quickly got out of my hold and glared at me. "What the hell did you just do?" He yelled angrily, stumbling a bit. "Oh? You've never had alcohol before?" I smirked. The evil glare disappeared and was replaced with a dazed look. I bet he wouldn't even be able to remember his own name after this! I chuckled, watching him run head first into the wall.

POV Danielle

Deidara and I couldn't sleep; we had a plan that we were going to put into action. "Are you sure you want to do this un? Isn't she your friend?" Deidara asks. I chuckled. "Yeah but that doesn't make her any less of a target. Besides, I've never seen her get angry." Deidara shrugged. "Katsu!" The clay underneath the bed exploded, sending the two occupants into the air with a boom! Sasori landed neatly on his feet while Jenn landed on the floor with a thud. I started laughing at Jenn; she looked so hilarious when she flopped to the floor. Her eyes opened suddenly and a growl came from deep within her throat. "Who the hell just woke me up from a sound sleep? I was having a good dream." She muttered, I sighed in relief. For a minute there I thought I was going to be killed. She glared as us and I felt myself break out in a cold sweat. "You and blondie woke me up didn't you? Do you know how annoying it is to be woken up by an explosion?" She yelled.

I backed away slowly and so did Deidara. Neither of us expected her to react like that. "I am going to put my fist so far down your throats that you'll be getting all your nutrients from an IV!" She yelled angrily. She was about to stomp over to us when Sasori stopped Jenn with a sigh. "They get it; you practically made them both wet themselves. Now calm down." Sasori sighed. Jenn blinked sleepily and yawned. "Okay, but if they do that again they aren't going to get away with it." She muttered as she fell asleep on Sasori. Deidara and I laughed at the cute scene, this time the glare we received was from Sasori. "If you tell Pein or anyone else about this, I'll make sure her threats become reality." He growled. I would have continued to laugh but I was too scared of what he would do if I did.

POV Reina

I woke up with a groan, what happened last night? I couldn't remember anything past that sneak attack Kisame did during our pillow fight. I had the mother of all headaches. When I looked up I saw that there were a lot of holes in the wall, were those there before? I stood up and walked to the wall to examine them closer; trying to figure out what might have caused them. Maybe they were part of the puzzle of figuring out what happened last night! "Why can't I remember? This isn't fair!" I whined, hitting my head against the wall. Maybe that wasn't the best idea… I thought as I started rubbing my head. It was then that I noticed a dent that my head made in the wall, maybe that's what happened!

I went to the holes that were made earlier and compared them to the dent that my head made. They were the same size, the only difference was that the holes from earlier were deeper. "So someone was beating me up last night? Then how come I only have a headache? Now I'm even more confused!" I complain. There were even smaller holes in the wall too; maybe the person punched the walls too? I wondered how big this person was compared to me as I put my own hand up to compare the size. They were exactly the same! Judging by how many holes there were I apparently put up a good fight… A loud snore interrupted my train of thought as I turned to Kisame. Maybe he knew what happened. "Kisame." I whispered no response. I tried again, gently nudging him with my toe. Still no response I sighed and went straight to his ear. "Fishy-kun!" I yelled. If he wasn't sleeping on the floor he probably would have landed on it with the shocked expression he had! I thought with a chuckle. He glared at me but then his expression got softer. "Are you okay?" He asks. "I just have a headache. What happened yesterday?" I ask as Kisame tried looking everywhere except at me.

POV Iris

I yawned as the sunlight shone on my closed eyelids, nearly blinding me. "Someone turn off the sun." I muttered, covering my eyes. A slight breeze made my eyes snap open. I was near some sort of garden; how the heck did I get out here? I jumped in shock as I heard an explosion and a scream of terror from Ray J coming from the hideout. "Such a peaceful morning isn't it?" I said sarcastically to myself. "What else would you expect?" Zetsu asks, surprising me. I know that he's a spy and ninja but it wouldn't kill him to at least make a sound before sneaking up on me like that! "I expected there to be a lot more chaos than this." I chuckled darkly.

"There usually would be but none of us want to break you." Zetsu says. Oh yeah, because none of us are criminals like them. We don't even have any chakra, which is a bummer. "I have to report to Pein; apparently some ninja thought it was a good idea to stop near our hideout. They didn't taste good though." He fazed into the ground and a growled in anger. "Why can't you ever take me with you, ya asshole!" I fumed as I walked back to the hideout.

POV Reina

The leader called us all downstairs for a meeting, but there were three people that were absent. "Where are Hidan and Ray J?" Pein asks calmly. "We don't know where either of them are right now Leader-sama." Jenn says sadly. "Iris and Tobi aren't here either." Danielle says with a bored expression. "I don't think we'll be seeing Ray J any time soon after the incident this morning." Shane says, shaking her head. "What the hell happened?" Pein growled. "They accidentally kissed." Shane said as everyone gasped in horror. I looked at them, confused. "But isn't it a good thing that Hidan likes her?" I ask. Reina, the kiss was an accident. Knowing Hidan's quick temper and his religion she's hiding herself to keep breathing." Shane says. "What does religion have to do with any of this?" I yell angrily, that didn't make any sense at all! "Hidan has no choice but to either marry her or kill her. And the way that those two were acting around each other I wouldn't be surprised if he killed her on the spot." Shane says. "That's horrible! Hidan wouldn't kill her, would he?" I ask. Slowly everyone's heads nodded.

POV Ray J

I stopped sobbing when I heard the door slam and the already familiar cursing. "Damn it, I don't know what to do!" Hidan yells, throwing something against the closet door. I barely held in my shriek of terror, that was a sure way to get my ass killed! Not only was he going to sacrifice me now but he was probably going to make it long and painful! I shivered he was eventually going to find me in the closet there was no denying that. I mean he couldn't be that stupid! "I don't know whether to kill her or to have her kiss me for real…" He muttered as I blushed. But he still said that he didn't know whether or not to kill me so the thought was still in his head. Jashin-sama I don't know if you listen to people from other worlds but please don't let Hidan sacrifice me! He was praying out there to find out where I was, the lazy ass couldn't even be bothered to actually try looking for me when he wanted me dead? My plea wasn't answered and the closet door opened. The damn Jashin was playing favorites! Hidan looked like he was going to yell at me but realized that I was crying. I never thought that the whole idea of guys not knowing what to do if a girl cries thing actually existed. I blew my nose on a handkerchief, so that at least when I died I wouldn't have snot all over my face. (Ewww!) I hated feeling helpless! I was about to tell him off for maybe the very last time in my short existence in this world when Hidan kissed me passionately on the lips. That wasn't the reaction, but who was I to question Jashin-sama? I will never doubt the existence of Jashin-sama ever again! I vowed from that day on.

"Ray J, will you marry me?" He asked, holding out a ring. "Wait, so you don't want to kill me?" I sniffed. "To tell the truth I was going to kill you at first but Jashin told me to think things over before I did something stupid. Are you going to fucking marry me or not?" Well that last sentence screwed up the romantic atmosphere. I glomped him and smiled. "Are you kidding me? Jashin-sama didn't grant my request for nothing!" I said happily. "You prayed to Jashin?" Hidan looked shocked. "Pick your jaw off the ground Hidan, it isn't attractive." I chuckled. "Damn it, why did he set me up with a tom boy like you?" Hidan groans. "Same reason he set me up with an immortal homicidal maniac." I say as he helped me up.

Well that wasn't too bad was it? No one died… (Glances at Hidan fangirls that just committed suicide) Okay, I don't think anyone's reaction was that bad! I was trying to give all the characters the same amount of time for their POV's, thankfully I haven't started trying to base the whole thing on my favorite characters… And I mean my favorite OC and Akatsuki member! Can you guess who? I'll give you a hint, it's not Hidan! (Or Itachi, his fan girls scare me. *shivers in a corner*) Anyways, make sure to rate and review people!