Author's Note: I need to put this one thing out before we begin - This fic is not dead nor will it be discontinued. Why was this fic not updated for six months? Well, here's the story:

Originally, this fanfic was supposed to be a collaboration between me and Queen Eli. However, she kept dropping in and out of the site, making updates impossible. However, we eventually came to an agreement - I will be taking on this fanfic all by myself, but Queen Eli will still Beta-Read this fic.

In a nutshell, this fic is not dead! Rejoice!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.


Episode Two: "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas."

Summary: "After a fire breaks out in their old home in Reno, Justin decides to go back to Reno to make sure everything is okay. Despite that, Soul and Black*Star are in the hospital, Firo and Ennis are going on their honeymoon to Niagra Falls, a Russo hitman almost kills Soul, and Leon trolls our heroes. What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas, especially in this Game of Thrones parody."


The next day, Firo and Ennis were preparing to go on their honeymoon.

"Maiza, where in Nucky Thompson's name are ya takin' us?!" Firo shouted as Maiza escorted the newly-married couple through the airport.

"Niagra Falls. Slizard, Czeslaw, Mary, Graham, Shaft, and I will join you in a few hours," Maiza explained.

"Why can't you come with us now?" Ennis asked Maiza.

"Don't ask questions," Maiza explained as they approached the gate for Firo and Ennis' airplane. "Oh, Ennis, Graham told me to tell you this little topic regarding your marriage."

"And?" Ennis asked Maiza.

"And, I quote, 'You need to read Fifty Shades of Grey. It will help you with your sex life'."

Ennis facepalmed.


Later that day, the Shibusen-Capricorns decided to visit Soul and Black*Star in the hospital.

"What the hell happened to you?! How the hell did you end up here?!" Marie cried.

"Oh, we accidentally walked in on two people having sex. No biggie," Soul explained. Maka threw a copy of the book Insurgent at Soul.

"That is a biggie, Soul! Because of that accidental walk-in, you're in the hospital!" Maka explained.

"Didn't you two walk in on people from the mafia?" Tsubaki asked Black*Star and Soul. Kid tugged at his shirt collar nervously.

"Anybody want something to eat from the cafeteria?" Kid offered.

"Actually, we were about to leave. Since we're working at the DWMA, we need to file lots of paperwork," Professor Stein explained as he motioned to the adults.

"Why do we have to file paperwork?! Can't we go catch an adult movie or something?!" Spirit cried.

"Do you want to lose a job you haven't even worked at?!" Professor Stein retorted. Spirit sighed.

"We'll see you later, kids," Spirit said. "Do you guys want pizza or McDonald's for dinner?"

"Pizza," The teens said in unison. The adults then left the room.

"I was expecting them to say different stuff," Sid said as they entered the elevator. When the elevator stopped at the lobby floor, the adults found themselves face-to-face with Chane and Claire.

"You whore!"

Marie then tackled Chane to the ground.

"What the hell was that for?!" Chane yelled.

"You put two of my students in the hospital! This isn't right!" Marie yelled.

"Their beating was justified! They walked in on us!" Chane yelled as Claire and Professor Stein tried to break up the fight. Shinigami-san sighed as a Russo hitman with a Tommy gun walked past.

"And what brings you here?!" Shinigami-san asked the hitman, who screamed.

"Oh, Shinigami-san, I wasn't going to assassinate one of your students, even though I'm telling you very blatant lies!" The hitman yelled. Shinigami-san responded by soaking a rag with chloroform and stuffing the rag in the hitman's mouth. Everyone sweatdropped as the Russo hitman passed out.

"I am so done," Shinigami-san said before he floated away.


A few minutes later, the adults arrived home, where a message was waiting for them on the phone.

"Who called while we were gone?" Marie asked everyone.

"Probably Tyki Mikk from Shibusen," Shinigami-san said before he pressed the button on the answering machine.

"Marie, it's me, Joe -"

"I'm not listening!" Marie yelled before she left the room.

"I just saw some people affiliated with Ladd Russo, and they just set your old house on fire. It's still standing, but it's severly damaged. You might want to come back to Reno to take care of the damage."

A few minutes later, the kids arrived home from the hospital.

"Hey, dad. Did you order the pizza yet?" Maka asked as she hung her coat up.

"Yeah, about that..." Spirit said.

"We need to talk," Professor Stein said curtly. What seemed like minutes later, the Shibusen-Capricorns were at a pizza restaurant.

"Our house burned down?!" The kids cried.

"No, it did not. Stuff inside the house burned. There's a difference," Sid pointed out.

"How bad is it?" Maka asked fearfully.

"The house is fine, but it's severly damaged. Tomorrow, Justin will go back to Reno to begin the rebuild of the house," Sid explained.

"When is he coming back?" Kid asked.

"When he fucking feels -" Sid answered before Azusa stomped on his foot under the table. "Ow! Son of a -"

"Before I leave, I'd like to give you some advice -" Justin explained. "Winter is coming. You're all getting gift cards."

Justin then began passing out gift cards to everyone.

"I got Starbucks. What did you get?" Soul asked Black*Star and Kid.

"I got iTunes," Black*Star answered.

"Trade you for my McDonald's gift card," Kid offered.


The next afternoon, the adults were dropping the teenagers off at the mall.

"Why are you abandoning us here?" Crona asked the adults.

"You need to get new outfits for school. Don't wanna be looking like dorks!" Shinigami-san explained.

"What are you guys going to do?" Soul asked the adults.

"Gamble, duh," Spirit answered before Shinigami-san karate-chopped him. "I, mean, I'm going to wait in the car and read a Playboy."

Shinigami-san karate-chopped Spirit again.

"I was going to read the articles!" Spirit argued.

"Uhh... Shinigami-san, we just got new clothes in Reno when were we about to start school at Spartoi High," Liz pointed out.

"To be honest, I didn't like those clothes," Shinigami-san said bluntly.

"Woah! Father, when did you become so rude?!" Kid asked his Shinigami father.

"I just finished reading Divergent, and I took a quiz to see what Faction I'd be in. Turns out, I'd be in Candor, and that made me realize that I need to be more honest in my new workplace," Shinigami-san explained. "Now, go shopping. I'll be waiting in the car. Oh, and, Kid?"

"Yes father?" Kid asked.

"Buy me a pretzel from Wetzel's Pretzels. You know you love your father," Shinigami-san requested. With a sigh, Kid headed into the mall to join his friends.

"So, where are we going to start?" Kid asked everyone.

"Well, while you were outside taking to Shinigami-san, we all took a vote on where we're going first. Hot Topic won by a landslide," Maka explained.

"Why am I not surprised?" Kid asked everyone as they got on an escalator.

"Lots of us love Hot Topic - They've got cool clothes, they've got cool stuff, you know? Plus, they even have the Crazy Cat Lady Board Game, and you know that's hard to find at a Toys R' Us," Soul explained as they approached Hot Topic. To their horror, Leon was standing outside of the store.

"Oh, look, it's that dweeb Marie has to marry," Black*Star whispered to Soul.

"What do we do? Running into Marie's teenaged fianceƩ is awkward," Soul whispered back.

"Are you talking about me by any chance?" Leon asked Black*Star and Soul.

"Uhh... Kind of. We're just talking about how awkward and wrong it must feel that you're engaged," Soul explained. Leon arched an eyebrow.

"Really? Maybe you should stop doing that. It hurts people's feelings, you know," Leon pointed out.

"Was that sarcasm?!" Soul yelled. "Say that again, Leon!"

"I said -" Leon said before he was tackled to the ground and scratched by a cat. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I take everything back! I forgive you for starting that fight!"

Clutching his bleeding face, Leon ran off. Soul looked down, and the cat transformed into Blair.

"Blair, what are you doing here?" Soul asked the catgirl.

"I wanted to help you guys shop, when I saw the boy Marie has to marry in a few years harass you. I hope I didn't go overboard," Blair explained.

"No... You didn't," Tsubaki answered.


When the kids and Blair got home, Shinigami-san was on the phone with Yao.

"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It was in justifiable self-defense, Yao! Spirit told me that on his way home! Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Wait... Could you repeat that?" Shinigami-san said into the phone. "You want us to do WHAT with that cat?!"

Out of fear, Blair transformed into a cat.

"No, no, we can do it tonight. Bye," Shinigami-san said before he hung up. He then faced everyone.

"What's going on?" Maka asked Shinigami-san.

"That was Yao. Because Blair attacked Leon while he was at the mall today, we have to get Blair... Fixed," Shinigami-san explained seriously. Everyone but Blair laughed.

"So, who wants to take Blair to the vet?" Shinigami-san asked everyone.

"Pass. I need to finish reading The Fault in Our Stars," Maka said.

"Naruto's on in five minutes, and I can't miss that!" Black*Star explained.

"I was going to take a bath," Tsubaki said.

"I need to fix my swirly chair," Professor Stein said.

"I have places to go that aren't Leon's house and people to see who aren't Leon," Marie explained.

"I need to re-watch The Pandorica Opens and The Big Bang episodes of Doctor Who," Hana said.

"Taking animals to the vet to get them fixed was NOT the kind of man I was!" Sid yelled.

"No. Just no," Azusa said before she left the room. Everyone else followed, leaving only Spirit, Blair, and Shinigami-san in the room.

"Well, Spirit, looks like it's up to you!" Shinigami-san said as he handed Blair to Spirit.


A few minutes later, Spirit was driving Blair - who was back in human form - to the vet's office.

"Spirit, I don't want to be fixed. This is a stupid punishment. I was just trying to help Soul," Blair pleaded. But, Spirit pulled into the parking lot of the veterinary offices.

"I don't want you to get fixed either, Blair," Spirit explained. "But..."

Spirit turned the car around and drove in the direction of the Las Vegas Strip.

"That's why we're hitting the town."

Then, a montage began as speedy jazz music began to play. Several things in the montage include:

- Spirit and Blair riding the monorail, with Spirit pointing out various things to Blair.

- Spirit and Blair playing a basketball game in an arcade. When the game ends, an attendant gives Blair a giant Pikachu doll and Spirit a giant Charmander plush.

- Spirit and Blair riding in a Ferrari while wearing badass sunglasses.

- Spirit and Blair exiting the Forum Shops at Caesars' Palace with several bags.

- Spirit and Blair playing Dance Dance Reolution at the arcade in Circus Circus.

- Spirit and Blair riding the roller coaster at New York New York

- Spirit and Blair watching the lions at the MGM Grand

- Spirit and Blair watching the Bellagio fountains

- Spirit and Blair singing Somebody That I Used to Know on karaoke.

- Spirit and Blair watching a boxing match. Suddenly, a riot broke out and Spirit and Blair ran for it.

- The montage ends with Spirit and Blair drinking cocktails at a fancy bar while the riot rages in the background.


The next morning, Spirit and Blair arrived back at the house.

"There you are! What took so long?" Maka asked her father and Blair.

"Oh, it was tons of fun! We had such a good time!" Spirit said happily. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Looks like Spirit's more twisted than me..." Professor Stein thought to himself.


Up in Reno, Justin went to the supermarket to get some groceries, since he was going to be at the house for a while.

"Sir, what do you plan to do with all of that alcohol?"

Justin looked up from the magazine he was reading and looked past the people in line in front of him. At the end of the line was Huey, who was trying to buy many bottles of alcohol.

"I'm here in town for business, and I need all this alcohol to conduct my business-related work," Huey explained.

"I'd like to see some I.D.," The cashier told Huey. Justin said nothing as he looked back down to his magazine.

End of Episode Two.


Ending Note: Review if you want to see episode three very soon.