You Know You're Obsessed with Kyle Broflovski When...
*Redheads make you gag ever so nicely.
*When seeing Kyle, your thoughts are always, "He is so bad ass!"
*You knew Kyle was boss when you saw how he cursed out those aliens on the first episode.
*You love and never thought his Jew-fro was weird.
*You've wonder how he'd look if he got a perm.
* You've wonder how does he fit all that hot hair under that hat.
*You wish to be Kyle's hat.
*You know how to spell Broflovski backwards.
*If you didn't know how to, you're trying to spell it backwards.
*You wish he could have kept that pet elephant.
* Kyle's swearing mouth makes your heart flutter.
* Every time you see a red head, you want to yell "IT'S KYLE EVERYBODY!"
*You've actually done it, or planning to do it.
* You get frustrated because it's hard to draw his hair.
* Stan is your enemy, YOU should be his super best friend! Or better...
*You have a hatred for Cartman, but still love him.
* When someone is annoying on the show, or in general, you think 'Slap him Kyle!" or "Get Kyle to slap her!" (I've thought that several times, he's just so bad ass!)
* You laugh at mostly everything he says.
*Your day brightens when you see him.
*When he had that chainsaw, it was freaking and utterly SEXY.
* Only Kyle can kick babies and still be sweet, you think.
* You want to touch his ass.
* You always knew that he had a great ass before they passed a note about it.
* You thought Kyle was epic when Kenny died and Cartman had said "You killed Kenny!" And Kyle was outside the tree house walking pass, stopped and pointed saying ,"You bastards!" Then just kept on walking. (Anyone remember that?)
* The Humane Kite is your favorite hero.
*You're envious of Rebecca Cotswolds, Kyle's crush.
* Or you aww'd at how adorable Kyle was acting towards her. You wish he'll be that way towards you.
* You think bananas are gross too. Or you used to like them, then say you don't because Kyle disapproves.
* You love Jersey now.
*You think the Jersey him is as hot as the regular him.
* You believe when Kyle turns Jersey, he's even more bad ass.
* You know how to spell Kyle's Jersey name.
* You cheered him on when he fought Cartman.
* You love how nerdy he is.
* You were devastated when you saw his cousin, with the same name.
* You have a hat that is, or similar to his.
* You think it's adorable when he get's scared of disobeying his mom.
* Every time Cartman mispronounces his name, you wish for Kyle to correct him.
* You yelled "FINALLY!" When Kyle does correct Cartman, on the episode , 'The Poor Kid'.
* When he first revealed his hair, it was everything you'd imagine it'd be.
* Metrosexual Kyle is smexxy.
* The way Kyle curled up when watching "The passion of the Jew", your heart exploded with cuteness.
* You fainted when Kyle took off his glove with his mouth~~
* His impression of Eric is priceless.
* You've attempted and probably succeeded in growing into the habit of pinching your nose when exasperated.
* You sometimes miss the good boy Kyle.
* You adore how caring he is over Ike.
* If you're also a fan of Kenny, when Kyle once said "I don't give a rat's ass about Kenny" You felt stung. But then you forgave Kyle and loved him again.
*When Bebe grew a crush on Kyle, you were all up on the T.V screen ready to box.
* When Kyle got high, all you wanted to do was jump in senseless.
* You know Kyle's birthday is August 10th.
*You know that that's not his birthday, it's actually May 26th.
* For those of you who didn't know that, you shake your head feeling not good enough for Kyle. You need to study more.
* You try to sue people for stupid reasons, Ex: You got a paper cut, you try to sue the person you created paper.
* You know Kyle's email address or whatever is, 69ingchipmunks at me dot com.
*You have or planning to make an account with that name. Or befriend someone with that name.
* You begin to wonder what's so great about chipmunks to Kyle.
* You love how Kyle sneakily annoys Cartman as if for revenge.
* You loved how he screamed when watching the Indiana Jones movie.
* Angry Kyle makes you happy.
* You try to be bad-ass like him.
* On Humancentipad, you think that was the worst they've even shown him.
*You try to say "I learned something today" each day.
* You giggle when people curse, it reminds you of Kyle.
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