'Dear Santa,

Look dude I am 22 years old and I know I am too old for this kind of thing but if you are real then there is one thing that I want for Christmas. I have a younger brother, I don't know if you knew that, he is four years younger than me, Sammy even though he hates that nickname which makes me do it more. Anyway I normally look out for him but he has gone away to college and I cannot look out for him while he is there.

So here is the deal I won't ask for anything else and I will kill and hunt every single evil son of a bitch I can find if you promise me that my request to keep him safe that is all I want, for Sammy to be safe.

Oh by the way you tell your elves I was this sappy I will find your factory in the north pole and shove a candy cane up your ass.

From

Dean Winchester

Age 22