"You're sleeping with me because it's the only thing that's familiar after your messy divorce with a money- grubbing harpy."- House said calmly as he burst into Wilson's office. Wilson almost dropped the file he was handing to a patient. He looked up at House and glared, then laughed, assuring the patient that he was joking.

"He's a kidder"- Wilson explained, while inwardly hyperventilating.

"Could you give us a minute?"

Outside Wilson's office House swung his cane back and forth silently. Wilson looked at him expectantly, eventually saying; "Do you mind if we skip ahead to the talking part of the conversation?" Exasperatedly.

"Interesting." House simply said.

"What?" Wilson sighed defeatedly.

"You want the conversation to be over quickly. Means you're either sick of me or you're hiding something. And since you're my homie.." House explained.

"Or it means that I have a patient waiting in my office and I don't have time to indulge your insanity right now." Wilson retorted.

"Except you do. At least you always used to. What changed? You suddenly have sicker patients? You're an oncologist, all your patients have cancer. So that leaves two options."

Wilson tried to make his expression seem incredulous. House seemed to be thinking. The intensity of his electric blue eyes when he was concentrating was mind - blowing.

Wilson couldn't help staring at them. House quickly looked up with a realisation and saw The equally intense stare of Wilson's chocolate - brown eyes. Wilson quickly looked down and away, which House recognised from reading basic body language books as guilt. Wilson was guilty about something.

"Aha! Are you cheating on me?" House blurted out. Wilson caught his breath.

"And by me I of course mean Amber."

Wilson remembered Amber, his girlfriend, for the first time in a couple of days. He hated what House did to him.

"Screw you, House." Wilson muttered, walking back into his office.

House, looking ironically bewildered as the door slammed in his face, shouted after him; "Oh come on! You know I love our relationship drama!"

I tried to make the script as realistic as possible, any constructive criticism is welcome.

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