Bleach Fanfiction Chapter 2
THE MYSTERIOUS TEACHER.
Author:hello and welcome back everybody *I say emotionlessly*
Ichigo:what happened to your last personality? I remember you being all whack and crazy and physco.
Author: I have no idea what you are talking about trash.
Ichigo:oh no it's the return of ulquiora!
Uryuu: KEEP ORIHIME A SAFE DISTANCE FROM HERE! WE DON'T WANT HER TO GO ALL FANGIRL!
Author: All you trash keep quiet or I'll Cero Oscuras you.
Everyone: Yes,your emoness!
Author: :]
Daruka: OH MY GOD HE JUST SMILED! AN EMO SMILED YOU GUYS! THE WORLD IS GONNA COME TO AN END!
Author: what did I just say.
Daruka: I'll shut up now.
Author: Sadly your teacher is Uruhara Kisuke.
Urahara: HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG STUDENTS! ARE YOU RE-A-DY TO LEARN!
Everyone: *groans*
Urahara: Oh stop being such party poopers. You know I think your spending to much time with the emo gods incarnate over here.
Ichigo: he wasn't like this yesterday but I never thought I'd say this but I want the old coky author back.
Author: that author's never coming back.
Renji: what did you do to him you bastard! *points finger accusingly at him*
Author: shutup trash.
Renji: yes sir.
Author: I'm gonna be preparing you cars while Urahara teaches you so basically do whatever he tells you to do. *author leaves*
Urahara suddenly turns serious and everyone actually pays attention during the lesson. Basically the lesson was where they would study the basics of driving and then nitro controling and whatsover. The following tells of the test run their all having.
Urahara: Ok. So this next lesson will teach you on how to escape the cops oh and also how to escape you lunatic fangirls and fanboys.
Everyone gathers in the nearby racing track and they see 8 black Corvettes. The first person to go was ichigo mostly because the fangirls in his cage were starting to get too many. As soon as Urahara opened the gate all you could here was a stampede and the squealing and yelling of girls. Ichig o started the car at once an took off. Not surprisingly the fans were almost as fast as the car so fast that some of them were nearing the rear of the car. Ichigo frantically pressed the nitro buttton and got the fuck outta there.
The next person to go was Hichigo. Urahara let the cage open and the ground started shaking. Before Hichigo entered the car Renji wished him luck by saying "Do well buddy and don't die oh and if you do die can I have your penthouse I one of Ichigo's skyscrapers" "Fat chance pineapple" The rumbling started to get louder and Urahara shoved Hichigo into the car. Hichigo was actually pretty good at driving and escaping. Even when this one fangirl had landed face first onto the windshield he just stayed calm and shook the probrably dead corpse of his car not forgetting to laugh maniacly. He made it through the track in record time.
Byakuya easily just drived through all of them not giving a shit about who he hit.
Renji, afraid of being attacked by all the rabid fangirls,just used all the nitro and didn't waste any time in getting to safety.
Uryuu,like always,had to show off. He started out slow and skilled and then he sealed the deal with a pound of that nitro button.
Rukia had some of the most fanboys anyone had ever seen and Daruka probrably had double the amount but Urahara just had to be such an idiot. He realeased both cages at the same time and made both girls race at the same time. They kept up with each other and did everything simultaniously they even pressed the nitro at the same time and crossed the finish line at the same time.
Author: I saw all your grades and you all did surprisingly well. Considering you had an asshole for a teacher.
Urahara: don't be so mean Ul-
Author: Don't say my pen name you dummy!
Urahara: but they deserve to know!
Author:Don't make me lock you in a secluded room and force you to watch Ben 10!
Urahara: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY! JUST DON'T MAKE ME WATCH BEN 10!
Author: since Urahara is crying like and incompetent boob I'll just do the closing.
Author: hope you like the story so far but don't forget to read and review!
