Hello, I'm back! Sorry it took so long, but here's the next installment!

Thanks to Toph the Trickster, Malignant and Worldomination for the rule/review, and TheFlutterbyEffect, and SandNinja101 for the reviews!


Rule 21: Never randomly take control of one of the guns on the Skybreaker and scream "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

(I actually hit something.)

(So did Korst.)

(We have to have a guard with us at all times whenever we're on that ship now.)


Rule 22: Never take Bloodthistle and Firebloom at the same time.

(Satahra was literally a blur.)

(She was spitting fire from her mouth.)

(I held onto the back of her robes for over an hour.)

(She dragged me around Dalaran, then crashed in the middle of the street.)


Rule 23: Do not say that it's 'Pet a death knight day.'

(You will piss all the death knights off.)

(Satahra and I stalked Thassarian and Koltira all day.)

(Darion wouldn't let anyone but Jasper 'pet' him.)


Rule 24: After eating a huge meal to the point of bloating, never rub you're stomach and say, "It's a boy/girl!"

(Darion fell off of his seat when Jasper did that.)

(Valduun and Claere were disturbed.)

(Satahra and I couldn't stop laughing.)


Rule 25: Whenever Jasper does something nice for you, don't say, "I think I need to contact the Bronze Dragonflight. Something is seriously wrong with our timeline."

(Darion thought it was funny.)

(Jasper hit him in the head with his staff.)


Rule 26: After the above happens, don't say, "Oh, never mind, the timeline is back to normal again."

(Satahra passed out she was laughing so hard.)

(I had a lump on my head for a month.)


Rule 27: Never mention Jaina's former relationship with Arthas during a meeting with the Argent Crusade.

(I thought it wouldn't be a big deal.)

(Everyone fell silent and stared at her angrily.)

(She literally sank under the table, Thrall had to convince her to come out.)


Rule 28: Never drop something like sunflower seeds on the floor, and start picking them up with your mouth like a chicken would.

(I almost wet myself when Satahra did this.)

(Jasper took her away to have her sanity evaluated.)

(She was gone for four whole days.)


Rule 29: Never say any of the following.

*"You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories."(Jasper told me that I make his brain bleed.)

*"It went off prematurely!"(Satahra, when a hidden firecracker went off underneath Claera's chair.)

*"There's nothing like a 200 pound snatch, if you know what I mean."(I said this while looking at Jasper and nudging Darion.)(Jasper threw his glass of ale at me.)

*"Just once, I would like someone to call me 'Miss' without the 'You're making a scene."(I got Jaina to say this at dinner once.)(Thrall found this amusing.)

*"I like my ale cold… my entertainment loud… And my homosexuals flaming!"(Koltira glared at me.)(Thassarian laughed.)

*"Stop pestering Satan!"(I said this when Satahra was being bugged by a child.)(She chased me around Dalaran with a sword for two hours.)

*"I think this uniform needs something; something that says 'I'm here to destroy you', but with a sense of fun!"(Jasper said this when everyone was deciding on the tabard for the Ashen Verdict.)

*After Satahra and I kinda destroyed Tirion's bedroom:

-"Why are you acting like this?"

-Satahra: "We're not acting, we really are like this!"


Rule 30: Just because Koltira is an elf, and Thassarian is unable to age from being a Death Knight, you don't have the right to say "Bleh! Old people love!" Whenever they act affectionate towards each other.

(I randomly blurted this out when Thassarian had kissed Koltira good morning at breakfast.)

(No further caption needed.)


Rule 31: Do NOT walk up to Koltira when he and Thassarian are holding hands or kissing and say, "Does Kael'thas know about this?"

(Satahra thought it would be funny.)

(Koltira nearly killed her.)

(Jasper and I laughed.)


Rule 32: Never take a potion or a spell that turns you into a male, dress up in drag, and dance on the dining room table.

(I dared Satahra to do this.)

(We did it together.)

(Jasper took us away to be evaluated.)


Rule 33: Don't try to prank Tirion. Just don't.

(Tink made me a gun that turned anything it hit pink.)

(I accidentally hit the Ashbringer.)

(*coughs*)


Rule 34: If it exists, goblins will create and distribute explicit literature of it.

(Goblins have very dirty minds)

("Ghouls Gone Wild 12: Noblegarden Knob Gobblers" was especially disturbing)


Rule 35: One word: .

(Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious)

(If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.)

(!)


Rule 36: Whenever someone evil or cruel shows up, never start singing 'Cold Hearted Snake.'

(Sata and I had too much fun.)

('He's a cold hearted snake, look into his eyes… oh, uh oh, he's been telling lies.')


Rule 37: Never run around with a piece of rope, and say, "I'm wrangling cattle!" Whenever someone asks what you're doing.

(I'm sure everyone thought I was insane.)


Rule 38: Two words: Balloon hair.

(This is a tradition during Children's Week now.)

(Way too much fun.)


Rule 39: Never play 'bull and matador' when near walls and breakable things.

(Claera was furious when she found her broken vase.)

(Jasper was not amused when I waved at him, blood pouring from my nose.)


Rule 40: When looking through the mailbox, Never say any of the following:

"Hey! A subscription for magical natural male enhancement! To Varian Wrynn... WHAT?"(Satahra)(Varian was furious)

"... GO AWAY! I'm looking through my crystal ball of all seeing sight! ... *Giggles pervertedly*"(Me)(Jasper dragged me away anyway.)

"Let's see, newspaper, bills, bills, auction house, a letter from the Lich King to Tirion involving a- WHAT THE F**K?"(Me, of course.)(Everyone stared)