On the Lamb

While they were riding out of town, Stan, Kenny and Lorry were looking at a map, deciding where they would go. "Hmm… we could go to Denver." Kenny suggested. Stan looked at the map, and then nodded. "Sure. It's not like we have anywhere better to go." He said. Lorry slapped him in the face. He gasped, but smiled as he did. "What the?" Kenny asked. "You like that?" she asked, leaning across the table toward him. He nodded, blushing. "Then, start acting like you care, and I might do it again." She said. Almost immediately, Stan changed his attitude. "Hey, guys. We gotta take a pit stop." Kyle called to them. "Why?" Stan asked. Then, they all saw DeBuis with his hands between his legs, shifting his weight from one foot to the other. "Dammit, DeBuis! You didn't go before we left?!" she asked. DeBuis shook his head. "Please? I gotta go BAD!" he screamed. "Alright. Where's the nearest gas station?" she asked Butters. He grimaced. "About two miles from here." He said. DeBuis screamed. "I can't wait that long!" Lorry looked out the window and saw a woodsy area. "Kyle, pull over. DeBuis, you're gonna hafta piss in the woods." She said. DeBuis looked at her like she was crazy. "Uh-uh!" he protested. "Do you wanna piss yourself in front of Stan?" she whispered in his ear, so only he could hear her. He hung his head low and walked to the door. "Make it quick, you guys." Kyle called as Lorry and DeBuis walked out. While they were walking, they saw a restaurant across the street. "Oh, are you kidding me?" DeBuis exclaimed, for he had already started peeing behind a bush. "Hurry up, DeBuis. I'll go let the guys know." Lorry said as she walked back to the RV. When she got there, she told them about the restaurant and they went over there once DeBuis came back.

"I'll have three cheeseburgers, four large fries, and two cokes. And, make it snappy!" Cartman ordered. Lorry looked at him, and then shook her head. "I'll just have a cheeseburger." She said. DeBuis looked around the restaurant. Then, he saw someone that scared the living daylights out of him. "G-g-g-g…" he stammered. "What is it, DeBuis?" Cartman asked. "G-g-g… ginger." He whispered. Cartman's head shot in the direction DeBuis was looking at and froze in fear. "What the hell is the matter with you?" Lorry asked. Then, she saw a boy with red hair walk over to them. "Hey, there, Eric. Long time, no see." He greeted. His voice sounded dark and crazed. "Have you been gargling glass or something?" she asked him. He looked at her and smiled. "I take it this is your girlfriend? She has a certain fire about her, doesn't she… brother?" his voice was filled with hatred when he said 'brother'. Cartman's food came and he dumped the cokes in his face and ran. DeBuis grabbed some fries and two burgers and ran after Cartman. Lorry decided she didn't want to be left with this creep and ran with them. "Who was that, Cartie?" Lorry asked as they ran. "Scott Tenorman." He said. They reached the RV just as everyone was getting inside. "Go, go, go!" Cartman screamed at Kyle. "Now, you stupid Jew!" he screamed louder. Kyle glared at him. "Please, Mr. Kyle?" DeBuis pleaded. Kyle then started the RV and went at full speed on the open road. Not long afterwards, they were being chased by a group of people known as The Ginger Squad. "Gingers! Step on it!" Cartman screamed. "Why are they chasing us?" Stan asked. Lorry looked out the window. "They're working for Scott. He wants to kill me." Cartman confessed. DeBuis hid underneath the table and covered his eyes with his hands. Kenny pulled out a gun and cocked it. "I ain't goin' down without a fight." He said. He opened the window and took down two gingers. "Damn, Ken." Cartman said. "We gotta lose these guys." Kyle said as he took a detour. The road was bumpy and the RV was going fast. "Wherrre aree weee goooinggg?" DeBuis asked, body shaking. "Iiii ddon'tt knowwww!" Kyle exclaimed. The Ginger Squad stopped following them when they turned. "Why'd we stop, Boss?" Ginger 443 asked. Every ginger had a number based on when they were hired. "They won't get anywhere that way. Remember, Ginger 14's ranch is down that way. They won't even know until we've got them." Ginger 4 cackled. Then, he got a phone call. "Hello? Yes, sir. They're heading down the road to Ginger 14's ranch. Ok… we'll save the girl, sir." He hung up. "Let's go, Squad." He said as they rode away on their motorbikes.