Disaster
Wow. I'm updating. Oh, and there is now a One-review-or-no-update law on all of my fics. Hey, it's not like I'm asking you to go and slay a Baslik or there will be no update...but that would be nice...Anyways, I've beenwatching the Sci-Fi channel..again...But there weren't any movies with monsters killing everybody, so now I'm writing this.
Disclaimer: If I said I owned Pokemon, I would be filthy rich and I wouldn't need to get a job.
"Dom, I think I just let out a horde of the Undead in Tokyo."
"Only Largo could find an Acient Cave of Evil in downtown Tokyo."
Chapter One: Deal or Death
I fel myself suffocating under the sand. But that wasn't the real problem, nope, not at all. The real problem was that all of this bloody sand was crushing me, and I couldn't breathe, not to mention that a giant-ass snake was coming to kill and/or turn me to stone. Yup, Fate hates my guts. Just as I was starting to panic, my head had a very airy feel, like when you're about to pass out...Or if you have a huge chunk of glass sticking out of your forehead. I felt very light headed, I couldn't breath, the sand was crushing me, and I think I was going to be claustrophobic if I ever got out of this situation.
I don't know when I passed out, or what happened after that, but I know I did, and that i was no longer surrounded by sand. I forced my eyes out and realized that I was laying on what humans called a Sofa, and a very fancy one at that. I moved my head, and as I did so, I felt sand going through my ears...Nasty! I forced my body up and took a look around while forcing the offending sand out of my ears and off my coat. The carpet was a mixture of black and blue, with those little things coming off of them. I don't remeber what they were called. The walls were a very dark red, and had numerous portraits hanging off of them. One of them had an image of a very dressed up Absol. I stared at that picture until I heard a door open. That's funny, I didn't notice that there was a door...I thought as I turned my head to the place where I thought the door was.
At the magical door was one of the most discusting looking...things...that I've ever seen. It's fur was all black, and it had large blood red eyes. Under those evil eyes, I noticed the large, gaping mouth with fangs jutting out in all directions with little bits of rotted meat and saliva on them. It had a very long tail that had lots of spikes on it, and it had a Crobat like body, but with Aerodactly wings, and long, thick legs like a Charizard's. The freakish creature moved from the door, only to reveal the Baslik from before. Basliks are very evil, sadistic little bastards, that kill everything in their way or turn them to stone. Well, they don't seem to like killing human nerds, but I don't know why. The snake-bastard slithered through the door, over to the side wall that was pretty close to the couch I was standing on.
"All hail King Ssssshalizander, God of Chaossss..." The snake-bastard said in a very announcing way. The snake-bastard and the freak bowed as a creature came through the door. I'd say he looked relativly normal, but then I'd be lying. He looked a lot like the Anubis-bastard, minus the Canine head. This one had a large head shaped like a mixture of a Seviper's and a Charizard's, with eyeless sockets and large horns coming out above his eyes sockets, and fangs nearly as bad as the other freak's. He had a humaniod body that looked like black leather with Eygptain mail over his chest, and spiked pants-like armor on his legs. He had large, thick black wings on his back like what I've heard a Giratina's looked like. The thing looked at me.
"Kaosu the Absol." The thing said in a raspy voice that made me almost shiver. How does he know my name? "I have been watching you since you were a Kit," Well, that explains some things. Wait, did he say Kit? Is he a pediphile? "And I have proved you worthy of a postition." He's offering my a deal? "If you accept the postition, you will live. If not, you die." I sweatdropped. Hmm...Live or die...Which shall I choose?
"What is this...postition?" I asked cautiously. The thing gave off some sort of grin, which exposed more of it's horrid teeth, and I want to go chuck my cookies.
"You get the postition of Assassin, my dear Kaosu." Assassin? Well, it's better than Chambermaid...
"Will I work in a team, or will I be solo?" The thing's grin grew wider, and I could see peices of his last meal stuck to his teeth.
"You will work in a team of six, and will have a human trainer." My eyes widened. A human trainer, and five other members? It sounds just like being captured by a normal trainer and being forced to battle their battles for them! I considered my options. I could live and be controled by some freak until I found a way to escape or outlive my usefulness, or I could just be killed, most likely by that snake-bastard. I gave off a low growl.
"Fine. I will take this postition for now, but be warned, the second I get a chance to escape, I will." I said, trying to sound as scary as possible. The thing chuckled darkly.
"Very well, then. Your previous job of Disaster Warner has been taken by another Absol, so you will no longer have to worry about Anubis." My eyes widened. He knew about Anubis? "And as for your team, you shall meet them tomorrow. Nyoka, Aemoh, make sure that Kaosu is comfortable." The thing left, leaving me with the two freaks.
"Well, well, well. It seems that Sang has a new member for her team. My name is Aemoh." The freak said in a voice that made believe it was female. Snake-bastard slithered up to me, giving off a creepy laugh.
"Aye. Sssssang hasn't gotten a new member for her team in monthsssss. Sssssshalizander must be fond of thou. I am called Nyoka." The snake said. Aemoh glanced at me, and then at Nyoka.
"Nyoka, I don't think the newcomer is all that fond of you getting in it's air bubble." I gave a nod to confirm that. "Sorry, Kaosu, but Nyoka is from around South America. They have less spacial rules there, I think." Nyoka glared at Aemoh.
"Are you critizing my culture?" Nyoka hissed, slithering up to Aemoh.
"Depends on how you see it, Nyoka." Aemoh snarled. I sweatdropped.
"Alright, ladies, let's break it up." I said, trying to play peace keeper. Nyoka glared at me while Aemoh chuckled.
"Nyoka is a male. I'm female." Aemoh said, giving off a grin.
"Goodie. I'm a female as well." I said, laying down on the Sofa. "So...quick question...Where the hell am I and how'd I get here?"
"Well, Aemoh had laid that quicksand as a trap for you, and I was suppose to retrieve you." Nyoka explained. "And for your first question, you are in the Land of the Dead."
"So, I died in the quicksand? Was it the lack of oxygen, or was it the sand crushing my body?" I asked.
"Niether. You didn't die. You are very much alive. People and Pokemon can survive in the Land of the Dead, but finding the portals that connect your world and our world in difficult, unless you can create one." Aemoh answered.
"Oh. Now what?" I asked, the door opening as a voiced my question.
"Now you eat." said a small blue imp that was carrying a tray full of food. On the tray there were apples, fish, berries, and a few unrecognized things. The blue imp seemed to be wearing what humans called a Kimono, and had a hat on it's head. A staff was tied to his back.
"Greetingsssss, Cuire."
"Aemoh and Nyoka are to return to their rooms while Kaosu is eating." The imp said. The two nodded and headed out the door. "Well, Lady Kaosu, enjoy your meal." The imp left, closing the door as he went. I stared suspicously at the food before trying it, and then eating the rest when I found no poisons.
Name Meanings
Kaosu - Japanese for Chaos
Sang - French for Blood
Nyoka - African for Snake
Aemoh - Russian for Demon
Cuire - French for Cook
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