Gothic Galaxy

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers or Kid Icarus. That goes to Nintendo. I only own Daedalus, Diamond and Pearl. And I don't own Lalia or Airi as they are from the Queen's Blade series. Queen's Blade belongs to Hobby Japan and the many authors who work on the series.

Summary: An enemy from Pit's past is encouraged by Diamond to get revenge on the angel and his friends after being forgotten for this long. Repeating a strategy from the past doesn't seem like the brightest thing, but this demon came prepared with kidnapping other angels in front of Pit and then forcing him into a duel. Normally Pit would have ignored the challenge if it weren't for the fact that Robin didn't just have a baby and said baby was also taken by this demon. He and Pittoo go to Gothic Galaxy expecting things to be a walk in the park but this demon was prepared for all the possible scenarios. Even Palutena won't be much help once she encounters him and Pit really doesn't want to resort to that awful tactic of getting rid of this guy if Dark Pit can see it…

Pairing: Pit/Pittoo/Lucina, Robin/Shulk, Ganondorf/Palutena and Henry/Female Robin with hints of Magnus/Pit and dark OC/Pit and Orcos/Pit/Dark Pit (can't reveal his name yet)

Rated: M (for mature) and higher on Archive of Our Own

Genre: Suspense, Romance, Drama and Humor

Warning: Sexual violence, extreme violence, sexual humor, dark past, hints of child abuse and child neglect, dark past, non-con, yaoi (of the twincest variant again) and unintentional OOC

This story is probably going to be the most lewd one in the galaxy series thanks to how this is the most Queen's Blade heavy influence along with a lot of hentai things I see online. There is a plot though…really…and there's a joke in the Kid Icarus fandom about the villain of the week. Enjoy!

Chapter 2: The Cult of Miracles


Only a few Smashers were aware that Morgan had gone missing and were ordered to not say a word to avoid another panicky situation. These Smashers were in charge of keeping Robin sane because the longer she was away from her baby, the more hysterical she was becoming that was unfitting of the arrogant tactician she was known for being. Palutena had made it her goal to calm the female tactician down to prevent anyone else from knowing her angels screwed up. She hoped they would find a way to track the baby and the others and bring down the kidnapper, but that was asking for too much even for Pit who had issues finding his target especially of a demon from the past he could not remember.

Yoshi was surprisingly one of the few Smashers aware that Morgan had gone missing. He felt sorry for Robin who continued to cry for her lost child. Yoshi recalled how he was like that too when it came to Mario as a baby who would sometimes go off on his own without any supervision. Yoshi cared for the Italian plumber despite the role reversal as the man grew older. It wasn't too much of a deal seeing as how Mario grew up a hero and Yoshi was recognized as an ally for the plumber for all of his efforts.

The green dinosaur had no reason to be in the room of the angel twins when he was told to keep an eye on Robin. Perhaps he thought baby Morgan would be hiding under the single bed the angel twin's shared and it would be best to backtrack instead of search the entire Underworld.

Yoshi's prediction of baby Morgan being in the room was surprisingly correct if only because the minute Yoshi walked into the room, something fell on his back and began screaming in his ear (if he had any). Yoshi thought he enjoyed the time he had with baby Mario and it was true…except the part where baby Mario would fall off his back, go into a bubble and start screeching until Yoshi put him back on his back. Yoshi didn't want to remember that at all. It made him want to quit being a babysitter altogether if it meant having to put up with a baby's crying twenty-four seven.

This was no different and it caused Yoshi to let out a huge scream he had in Mario Party alerting the other Smashers in the process.

"MORGAN!" Robin cried being part of the group that heard Yoshi scream and fled from Palutena's sight to see what was going on. She prayed that it had to do with her baby, and sure enough, she saw young child crying normally on Yoshi's back. Yoshi could not comfort the child resulting in lowering his head to the ground and covering his eyes. "MY BABY!"

Yoshi let out a sigh of relief feeling the weight of the baby being taken off him by the female tactician. Tears rolled down her eyes as she kissed the baby's cheek and held him close to her chest before attempting to calm Morgan down. Morgan just needed his mother's presence to stop bawling.

"There there…mommy is here now."

"She calms down…finally…" Palutena muttered feeling a migraine return to her.

"Wahh…" Yoshi whined as he stayed on the ground.

"Yoshi, get out of the room. You shouldn't even be in this room anyway." Palutena spoke as she searched the room for her angel twins. "…And now it seems like my children are missing."

Yoshi looked up at the Goddess of Light with a puzzled look. "What? What do you mean?"

"…Robin…can I have the note that is on your baby?" Palutena asked noting how the white haired tactician didn't see the piece of paper taped onto the baby's belly.

"Huh? There was a note?"

Palutena waited for Robin to pull the note off baby Morgan's belly and hand it over to the green haired Goddess. She proceeded to read over the note confirming her fears.

"…Oh no…Pit…Dark Pit…"


While the angels were being dragged off below the cathedral, Pit could not stop thinking about the other angels that were still in captivity. He worried that being captured now would ensure their deaths. The brunette feared for Laila's life the most seeing as how she was the only half-angel that Pit knew was caught by these cretins.

By the time they were at the bottom of the church where the cells were, Pit had to open his big mouth about it.

"Where are Laila and the others?" He asked darkly. "They are not here."

"You should be less concerned for them and focus on yourself." Orcos mocked behind the light angel. "Until your Goddess gets involved, those angels will not be harmed."

"If you even think of hurting Lady Palutena or those angels…"

Pit really wasn't in a position to be threatening the demons, but he wanted some authority in this situation. He could only watch though seeing Daedalus being thrown in one cell and Dark Pit being goaded into walking into the other.

"I can walk!" Dark Pit snarled. "You don't need to shove!"

Pit expected to be pushed into the cell along with his twin. Orcos had grabbed him by the shoulder and squeezed it instead causing the brunette to flinch at the sudden pain.

"The only one who needs to be concerned about their safety is you. We all want a piece of you after what you have done."

Pit couldn't muster a good glare to counteract Orcos' evil grin. He wasn't done holding onto him either. The light angel was concerned for his angel wings seeing as how at this rate…Orcos might get nasty and rip his wings off his back. Pit sighed in relief realizing that Orcos wasn't going to get anywhere near his wings, but he cheered too soon.

"Your punishment is the Purification Process." Orcos reminded the white angel. "If you do not agree to perform…then we will simply have to use your twin."

Dark Pit looked toward Pit in confusion when the Purification Process was mentioned.

"…What's the Purification Process?"

Observing how Pit became pale quickly, Orcos again squeezed Pit's shoulder.

"So you didn't teach your twin the Purification Process? Did you prohibit anyone from teaching him or…"

"…Do you want me to do the process now?" Pit asked making sure to cut off the Baphomet demon off before suggesting something sinister.

"Not now. I need some time to get everyone together."

"Ten minutes…" Pit muttered. "I'll be ready in ten minutes…"

"I'll make it six." Orcos insisted as he let go of Pit just so another demon could throw him into the cell with Pittoo. "Hopefully you use those six minutes wisely. We're going to go with the Purification Process for a while."

Dark Pit caught Pit shivering at the comment even as he nodded his head in agreement. Orcos just laughed telling the other demons to follow him, so they can arrange the Purification Process.

One would think that the six minutes would be used wisely but two of the six minutes was absolute silence besides the shuffling of Dark Pit who started to shiver and attempted to snuggle next to Pit to stay warm. Pit in contrast was lost in thought trying to think of anything that could get him and his twin out of the cell before anything terrible happened to them. Even then, the other angels and Palutena possibly coming for them worried him greatly. There was only one thing he could complain about with what little time he had.

"Why the hell are you still alive…old man…" Pit began darkly not bothering to look at Daedalus who had been looking around his cell searching for anything he could use to get out. "I killed you!"

Dark Pit was surprised at Pit's revelation. Daedalus rolled his eyes as he turned to look at his son who still refused to look at him.

"You should know that I was sent to the Underworld for my crimes. I left because the God of the Underworld is too soft."

"Hades? Soft? Please! He's a mass murderer who abused his powers to obtain as many souls he can!"

"You mean Hades didn't do that before?"

Daedalus sounded genuinely concerned for the God of the Underworld. In his mind, Hades had always been rather gloomy and only ate to forget that his wife had committed suicide and that he was blamed for her death. He couldn't actually imagine Hades abusing his powers except to bring Persephone back to life…which he was certain Hades tried that in the past and failed hence he stopped trying.

"Hades really is a scumbag if you brought you back from the dead!"

"I would have rather stayed dead if it meant not putting up with you." Daedalus growled. "It's like the dialogue we had in the last timeline meant nothing to you. Raven will just keep resetting everything and my efforts are wasted with you."

Pit wanted to yell at him but was confused by this statement. "Timeline? What are you talking about?"

"Do you not remember anything at Goblin Galaxy?! Or am I doomed to be the only one who remembered?"

Pit tilted his head in confusion. He never had been to Goblin Galaxy. If he had, then he would have been certain that the slave ring would have been brought down by now. By attempting to recall what his father was telling him, he ended up having a bad headache that caused some images to flash in his mind. He witnessed his arm being broken further than it already was. He recalled being tortured by the goblins who demanded the captain submit to their will. He remembered being humiliated by the demons and forced into gladiator matches where everything was against him…and then he recalled the Minotaur he hated so much defeating him and having his way.

"Gahhhh…"

"Pit? What's wrong?!" Dark Pit questioned seeing how Pit was close to fainting.

One more image came to mind that allowed the light angel to calm down. His father over him, shaking him to snap out of his state of shock and begging him not to give up fighting because of the demons…and apologizing for failing him as a father.

"Old man…this timeline…what are you…trying to…"

Pit's tone when addressing Daedalus changed slightly. The fallen archangel gasped thinking maybe his words reached out to his son after all. He wouldn't be able to confirm it because the demons would return for Pit.

"Are you done yelling at your father?" Orcos interrupted coming back down the stairs. "It is time for the Purification Process."

Pit didn't think the six minutes were up yet. Combine his screaming and having those images flash in his head…Pit probably had to admit that maybe he had lost track of time.

"You're not going to get any more time if that is what you think."

"I…"

The cell was unlocked just for Pit. Dark Pit wanted to follow his older twin, but Pit stopped just so the black angel would nearly crash into him.

"Why did you do that?"

"Pittoo…you got to stay here."

"But…"

"I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. It won't take long." Pit reassured him before shooting a glare at Orcos. "You better keep your promise."

"Yes, yes. You'll be the only one to be purified if you do a good job upstairs."

The angel sighed in defeat as he was slowly led out of the cell and up the stairs. The demons got a kick of groping his sacred buns randomly. If Pit could fight back…he would. He would make them regret getting familiar with him.

The moment Pit was taken back upstairs to perform the Purification Process leaving only the guard to watch the two angels was the moment that Dark Pit waited for the Minotaur to follow after the others. He did because he wanted to get a drink of water or some other excuse.

"So you are Pit's old man?" Dark Pit asked placing his hands on the cell bars. "Does that mean I can have a backstory on what happened before that stupid bull comes back?"

"Umm…is it really the time?"

"It should be!"

Daedalus rolled his eyes thinking that Dark Pit did not understand how much danger Pit was in.


Normally Ganondorf would be gleaming at Palutena's panicked expression. The Goddess of Light was known for staying calm no matter how dire the situation was. Unfortunately, if it concerned the angel twins that Palutena loved dearly, then Ganondorf wouldn't be that happy either. He cursed growing attached to those angels after repeatedly telling himself that once the tournament was over, it was back to trying to take over Hyrule and being a villain again.

"Goddess of Light," Ganondorf began, "take my advice and do not follow the instructions of that note. You know more than anyone that it is a trap. These demons are not under my command."

Palutena already knew these demons didn't worship Ganondorf. Most demons didn't…in fact…they didn't worship Hades that much either seeing as how most demons had their own Netherworld and only worshipped Hades when it was convenient to them. The fact that this demon was on Gothic Galaxy already told Palutena what type of demon she would be dealing with.

"I'm dealing with a cult. I know what I'm doing." Palutena told Ganondorf simply.

"A cult is more dangerous than a single demon out for revenge."

"Ganny, are you worried for me?"

"…The Queen of the Cosmos has her own plan in action to save your angels. There is no reason for you to go on your own."

"I know…but…" Palutena used her magic to take her scepter that was hanging on the wall. "…I will not risk my angels being put in this kind of danger. I do not remember who this demon is, and I do not want Pit or Dark Pit getting hurt because of playing it safe. If I have to get my hands dirty…so be it…"

Ganondorf wouldn't be able to convince the Goddess of Light to stop. He wasn't the type to persuade a stubborn Goddess like her…but now he would have to rush Rosalina to get things prepared so Palutena's action won't have fatal consequences to her or the angels.


Things have gotten too quiet for Daedalus' liking. He expected Pit to beat up the demons upstairs and then come back down to the cellar to save them before searching for the other angels in general. Daedalus had to remind himself this wasn't the previous timeline where the Smashers found out via Dark Pit that Pit had been captured or Pandora finally tracking down Goblin Galaxy to save the day. Diamond made sure that the scenario was different. Dark Pit had been captured, so he could not telepathically communicate with the black angel. Diamond took the angel twins away in person to not alert the Smashers, and even if Morgan was saved…no one would know where to look…unless Orcos did something as stupid as alert the Smashers where he was. Daedalus had to get him and Dark Pit (but mostly him) out of the cells before the demons changed their mind.

There was only one guard with the keys. It was a Minotaur and therefore was dangerous for humans. Compared to other members of his race, this Minotaur was very calm prancing back and forth between the two cells making sure that besides Dark Pit asking too many questions that they would not consider escaping.

Drastic situations requires drastic actions even if Daedalus did not want to do this.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Daedalus hated having a tunic like Pit that required him to fight with his wings. His plan required taking his clothes off but he had trouble doing that. He blushed seeing the Minotaur eye him suspiciously.

"…It's hot…" The fallen archangel murmured. "I can't take my clothes off…can you help me? I would rather freeze to death than sweat down here…"

It was far from hot in the cellar, but Daedalus assumed that Minotaurs only spoke with their dicks. If he was having issues with his upper portion…perhaps the lower portion…

"Oops…"

Daedalus wasn't completely dressed because of Diamond. If Diamond wasn't all sneaky when he was in the shower, he might have put the bottom portion of his pants on. His face turned beat red realizing how dumb this plan was.

"Fallen angels really are horny." The Minotaur mocked as he slowly unlocked the cell. "If you're having issues taking off your top, I'll be more than willing to help."

Daedalus was glad Tinker did not say anything about what he was feeling at the moment. The Minotaur had forced himself inside the cell and attempted to be aggressive with the fallen archangel. In fact, lust clouded the demon's mind that ripping off the tunic never came to mind as much as lifting Daedalus off the ground and positioning him in a way where the fallen archangel could feel something poking in between his legs.

"B-But…my clothes…"

"You don't need to remove it for what you really want."

Stupid, horny monster! Daedalus thought darkly to himself as he forced himself to cling onto the Minotaur catching him off guard. If you're not going to even attempt obeying my instructions, then I'll just kill you!

"Hope you like this position."

"Yes…this position is fine…" Daedalus murmured as he reached out and implemented a small code on Tinker. The Minotaur could not see his target pressing one button to change the shape of the yellow earpiece wrapped around his right ear and inputting a code meant to murder the Minotaur. "Please…wait…"

"I can't wait. I need to drill you."

"So do I…"

The Minotaur let out a startled scream feeling something drill into his back.

"This is a drill." Tinker could be heard saying. "Destination: Heart. Goal: Heart attack."

Daedalus would not complain that the little robotic earpiece was making a pun at a time like this. The Minotaur tried to throw Daedalus off but Tinker kept extending the farther the monster tried to pull his target from him. Tinker swiftly drilled a hole into the chest and shoved the Minotaur's large heart out. The drill portion kept the heart on the tip like it was a meat skewer.

The Minotaur only had a few seconds before his body would cease to function. He had successfully pushed Daedalus off and extended his hand out to him. His body stopped functioning before he could grab his heart back and fell to the ground unmoving.

"Tinker wins. Fatality." Tinker said in a robotic voice.

"That was me implanting you with a quick self-defense code…" Daedalus growled. "Get that heart away from me and give me the key the Minotaur has!"

"Heart can be given to someone who needs a heart transplant."

"You stupid robot…you fucking drilled a hole straight in the middle! Get me the key!"

"Do you want your pants too to hide the fact you have no underwear?"

Daedalus shut off Tinker at this point. It was being too sarcastic for its own good. Sighing, he went to grab the bottom portion of his tunic and put it back on before proceeding to get the key that was hanging on the Minotaur's belt that was keeping his pants on. The inventor was just glad that Tinker was able to drill a hole in the Minotaur's back fast enough to avoid becoming another victim to these angel slayers. Once he grabbed the key, he forced Tinker to drop the heart in the middle of the dungeon before attempting to open the door.

Dark Pit hadn't moved for a while. The older archangel assumed something was wrong with him, but the dark angel just fell asleep due to the cold. The minute he heard the cell unlocking, his head shot up started at the noise. Daedalus was glad that Dark Pit didn't have to see anything.

"You got the keys?!" Dark Pit asked rather surprised how Daedalus was able to do something after all. "How?"

"Minotaur is dead. That is all that matters." Daedalus said sternly. "Come on. Let's find Pit and get out of here."

"But the other angels…"

"Knowing Pit, he'll find a way to get information out of them. Come on!"

The only thing that Dark Pit had on him was a collar to prevent him from using any sort of magic. He had no weapon, but the dark angel would be fine once Daedalus turned on Tinker to drill the anti-magic collar off of him. Daedalus found it hilarious how he did not receive one despite the fact that he was capable of using such magic.


The two made their way out of the cell and up the stairs unaware that these stairs were longer than they originally thought. Because they were dragged down, they wouldn't realize that there were more cells below the cathedral, but none of them had the angels inside of them. In fact, when they got halfway through the cathedral, they were greeted by one of the maids of Gothic Galaxy. She was a redhead with two large pigtails and eyes that changed color depending on the lighting. In this scenario, she had blue eyes that stared in their direction. Dark Pit stepped back thinking that they were in trouble without a weapon. Daedalus recognized her and the maid mistook Daedalus for another angel.

"Pit, what are you doing here? You should forget about everyone and leave before the Purification Process happens." She spoke before realizing the extra two wings. "…Wait…you're not Pit…you're…his father…"

"Great to see that that having four wings is the only way to tell us apart Airi…"

Airi looked over at Dark Pit and continued. "…Is that his clone?"

"Excuse me! The name is Lived Twilight if you want to start forcing labels on me!" Dark Pit yelled.

"…Odd name. Sounds like a try hard."

"Excuse me?!"

Ignoring the black angel, Airi had turned her back on him and then looked up toward the stairs. "Do not take that path. That is where Orcos and the demons are. Keep going straight down this path instead for the secret exit outside."

"Wait, but Pit is…"

"Yeah…I just realized that…" Airi sighed thinking about what the angel captain was going through. "So stupid. He's actually going through with the Purification Process…I don't think there is much anyone can do until Orcos and those demons calm down."

Daedalus gasped realizing that Pit did not fight back like he imagined in his head after all.

"…We will have to go with him later."

"Why are you here? Aren't you with them?" Daedalus asked.

"You forget that I work under a certain Netherworld Prince who wants me to spy on his fiancé. Well…can't help him now…so I'll just take his father and clone and escape instead and come back later."

"Stop calling me a clone!" Dark Pit shouted again. "And I am not leaving Pit!"

"…What do you intend to do against Orcos without a weapon? You can't just go upstairs without a plan!"

If there was one thing that Dark Pit had in common with Pit, it was his tenacity. Ignoring Airi's orders, he pushed past the wraith and headed upstairs. The only plan in mind was to save Pit and to use Eve's power when the time was right.

"Get back here!" Airi could be heard yelling. "You're going to get yourself purified!"

Dark Pit didn't know what the term meant, so he just assumed it was some torture method that the demons came up with. He was wrong…dead wrong…and made him question the terms that demon cults used when describing the actions they were performing on Pit when he reached upstairs to where he witnessed the demons tormenting his older twin.


Thanks to Airi, Daedalus was able to escape the cathedral without any of the demons noticing him. Outside of the Cathedral was just a dark forest where only the red lights of the red moon lead the way for the two. Airi had a specific location she appeared from and they were heading back to that location in the forest. The fallen archangel wished that Dark Pit just followed after him instead of abandoning the angel captain, but the dark angel cared more about Pit than he did…and that left a terrible feeling in Daedalus' gut. In the past, he would have no problem abandoning his son to save his own skin. Those demons will eat the angel twins if Orcos does not decide to sell them off to the slave ring for the highest bidder.

"Are you only now worrying about your sons?" Airi asked noticing that Daedalus was looking back at the cathedral once they reached a clearing. She was creating a summoning circle that could be used to take Daedalus to the Netherworld where he would be able to escape from there. "You should have been more concerned when the purification process was mentioned."

"I'm not a good father…okay?" Daedalus groaned imagining Airi having an evil smirk on her lips at the old archangel admitting that he was a terrible parent. "…I can't go with you though…not until I know they're safe…"

"You're going to get purified." The redhead wraith stated with a sigh as she turned her attention to Daedalus. "You're just like the replica. You both have pure aura radiating out of you unlike Pit. If you get caught, they will rape you."

Airi went from using the kinder term to just bluntly stating what the purification process was to these crazy demons.

"I know…" Daedalus began as he was ready to head back to the cathedral without Airi if she chose to fled, "but…I know for a fact that all of these timelines with these two made me realize that maybe it's not them…maybe it's me that has to change…maybe I have to be the one to actually save them…maybe I need to carry my own weight for once…"

"…What are you talking about?" Airi questioned not understanding this timeline conversation. "Did they drug you?"

"…No…just follow me so I can manipulate some things around the cathedral."


Me: Done with 5217 words.

Li: What happened?

Me: I forgot that that this is on therefore it had to be censored. You want Pit's karmic retribution where he's doing the Purification Process? You got to read that on AO3. Notes!

1. So I had to make a Yoshi's Island reference to probably explain why Yoshi doesn't want to deal with crying babies again. Funny how baby Morgan only cries to annoy Yoshi but not when he was born.

2. Goblin Galaxy would be the previous story in the timeline. I haven't written it yet simply because I feel like it's going to be one of the last stories I'll finish. Like, I will not write Mecha Galaxy until the previous sixteen stories are done. However, Your Hom is in Another Castle and Red Moon Galaxy is two of the longer stories in the series so those are the second to last ones definitely. I personally feel like Goblin and Dumpster are going to end up finished after Melody Galaxy (I picked it up again, but I loathe how long the chapter outline is. Only chapter 4 is short because it's nothing but a flashback, but chapter 2 is so long and I feel is so dragged out in comparison to the rest of the story). Regardless, Goblin Galaxy is one of the darker stories in Super Smash Galaxy and Gothic Galaxy in comparison is funny and has the Queen's Blade lewd humor.

3. Daedalus finished Tinker way back in Clockwork Galaxy and the robotic earpiece has since developed a mind of its own being the self-deprecating humor for Daedalus. Remember, every Kid Icarus character is represented by a type of humor (Hades is dark comedy, Pit is the humor of an idiot, Viridi is insulting others, Medusa is Ms. No Humor etc.) Tinker is all about puns too and being blunt as the previous chapter has pointed out.

That's it. Reviews are appreciated. Ja ne!