Chapter 2

Her gaze was fixed on Tuna intently when suddenly she jumped at a knock on the door. Liz watched George, Nick, and Epic walk into the room and they mumbled their hellos to her. Tuna started up the music and they sat there prepping for the show. They pulled up the articles, and just shot the shit until it was time to speak. Liz gave the introduction as usual, "Welcome to Citizen Kaine's Live Podcast! I am your host, Liz. A big warning to you all right away, that if you don't like swearing or are under the age of eighteen, get the fuck out!"

She then moved on to reading some of the headlines for the night:

Couple Holds out Hope for Missing Bounce House

Soccer fan killed by toilet at Brazilian game

Man recruits kids to pickpocket at Chuck E. Cheese, police say

These were a few she planned on going over, but not before they all discussed what they did for the day. George went "I ate some dogs and just was Asian. Or wait.. was it cat today?", as he contemplated this Epic decided to tell about her day. "Liz and I went to comic book day in costume! We also handed out cupcakes." said Epic. This is what Liz wanted to discuss, comic book day.

"That's right. I was Deadpool." Liz said.

"And I was a Gothic Lolita Deadpool hat.. person." said Epic.

They all discussed how much fun it was to pass out cupcakes and meet all those people, but suddenly there was a knock on the door. Liz decided to call a break for the show and Tuna turned on the music so she could answer the door.

"This better be good! I really need to pee." yelled Liz, to the door.

When she opened the door, standing there, was a man that looked like Wolverine. He stood at 5'3, and stared Liz in the eye.

"We need you Deadpool.", said the man.

"What are you talking about? I'm doing a podcast right now. Who the fuck are you?", asked Liz.

"Cut the shit! You know who I am!", he grumbled, aggravated.

Liz decided she had enough and just closed the door on him, she needed to pee, and it was a must. As she turned to walk away from the door suddenly three blades burst through the door. Liz turned around and Nick screamed in horror at the display.

"Fucking shit! We rent this place!", screamed out Tuna.

Then suddenly three more blades shot through the door, and the man tore down the door. He stared at them all, trying to spot this "Wade" person, when suddenly a large dildo slapped the man across the face.
Liz yelled out as she swung her weapon again, "Get the fuck out of here! We're calling the cops!"

"Wait Liz!", yelled out George, "I think that he's looking for Deadpool. The real Deadpool!"

Liz slapped the man that looked like Wolverine with the dildo one last time. He let out a growl and tried to stare down Liz, unsuccessfully.

"First Wolvie, I need to pee. Second, I need to finish this podcast. Third, I'll grab my suit afterwards. But for now, would you like to be a guest?" Liz questioned the supposed Wolverine, then sauntered off to the bathroom. Wolverine sat down, reluctantly, next to Epic. Epic held out her hand to shake, "Hi I'm Epic." she said.

The supposed Wolverine shook her hand and asked "Epic? That's your hero name? What's your power?"

"Hero name? Oh no, that's not my hero name. That's my real name."

"Ah, interesting name. It's pretty.. epic."

Epic then grabbed the dildo Liz had brandished and slapped the supposed Wolverine with it. Wolverine just shook his head, and just wanted to get Deadpool's help. He would never ask for help from... him... unless he were desperate.

Liz returned and turned back on the podcast, "Welcome back everyone! Today, our special guest, is the supposed Wolverine!"

TO BE CONTINUED?