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~Annalise's Pov~

It had been less than a day since America had joined our family and already it was hard to imagine life without him. It didn't take mom a long time to warm up to him as he complimented her food, and my dad liked him as they bonded over football and grills. It didn't hurt that he came with five sets of different clothing, his own toiletries and an unlimited McDonald's gift card. We had put him in the guest room temporarily and started on the moving plans as I informed my parents that the units were expected to arrive much quicker than expected. Right now I was packing up my room, which was quite easy seeing as we had just moved into the house.

"Hey Sissy, need any help?" I turned around to see Alfred grinning at me as he held a burger in one hand.

"Sure. Could you pick up some of the boxes and bring them downstairs please?" After less than twenty-four hours America had picked up on my sister calling me Sissy, and I had got into the habit of calling him Alfred. As he picked up a box the doorbell rang, and Alfred dropped the box quickly.

"I'm the hero, I'll get it!" He then ran out of the room and I followed, a bit slower. I saw that he had let in the delivery man from the day before and was talking excitedly with him.

"Are we getting a new unit?" The man nodded.

"Yup. Have a nice day." He then turned and left, waving as he went. I walked up to the box, reading the paper tapped to the front.

Congratulations! You have received the Hetalia Unit Arthur Kirkland! To wake him up safely we have listed the following methods:

~Play American music and he will shout to America to turn off the god-awful noise down.

~Pour a bottle of whiskey in front of the box and step back. He will apologize for scaring you as he tries to find more whiskey.

~Talk in a French accent and run away quickly. Only come back if you're completely positive he's calm

We at Anime Obsessor Corp hope you enjoy your England Unit!

I glanced at the paper and then back at the box. Sighing I brought out my phone and played Miley Cyrus. Sure enough, there was muffled yelling. I then backed away, shoving Alfred in front of me.

"Open the box Alfred." He shook his head.

"Nope. Not messing with Iggy when he's like that."

"Open the box."

"No."

"Open it."

"No."

"Open!"

"No!" We continued to argue when we heard a voice.

"Is this a bad timing?" We turned and saw that England had somehow gotten out of the box and was brushing invisible dust off his suit.

"Hello. You must be our owner, Annalise. I am Arthur Kirkland, the England Unit. It is a pleasure to meet you." I grinned. Finally, a normal one. Sorta.

"Hi! It's nice to meet you too. I'm sure you know Alfred." The two units nodded to each other.

"So, Miss Annalise, I hope your house is not always messy like this." I blushed in embarrassment. It was rather messy. Boxes were everywhere and books were piled on every available surface.

"No. Just in the process of moving." England's eyes lit up.

"Speaking of moving, I was sent with Alfred's papers, along with mine. It lists our age, medical conditions, schooling, and more. We also have driver's license and papers that will allow us to get jobs." I grinned.

"That's great!"

During the evening, I sat on the sofa, watching my family interact. My sister and Alfred were playing on the phones we got for the units that day, my mom and dad were clearing up the kitchen, and England was sitting across from me reading a book. As I looked at him, he glanced up, sensing my eyes on him. He sat up even straighter, clearing his throat.

"You should know, you're not what I expected." I raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?" "I thought you would be more of a fangirl, squealing every time I talk or when Alfred proclaims to be a hero. You're just, normal." I smiled.

"I have had a lot of practice. Anyways England-"

"Arthur."

"What?"

"Call me Arthur." Nodding, I continued to talk.

"Anyways Arthur, what do you know about the units I'll be getting." The unit hummed thoughtfully.

"The ones you'll be getting are based on your personality. I think every unit you get will be compatible with you some way or another. You're also not the only one getting units. Other people are getting units from different animes that fit their personality." I leaned back and wrapped my arms around my knees.

"That makes sense." As we lapsed into silence my mom faced us.

"Alright, bedtime! School day tomorrow!"

I groaned as the devil called my alarm clock beeped into life at seven twenty. Getting up, I went through my morning routine, and blindly got dressed. As I stumbled downstairs, Alfred gave me a cup of coffee.

"Hey Al. Whatcha doing up?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"Nope."

"Iggy and I are taking you to school!"

"... Al?"

"Yes?" I glanced up at him.

"Does Arthur know?"

"Does Arthur know what?" The British man walked in, a cup of tea in is hand. I looked at him.

"That you're taking me to school today." The man nodded.

"Yes. I would like to see this, school of yours. You're in ninth grade correct?"

"Yes." A silenced lasted for thirty seconds before Alfred pulled us out the door.

"Come on dudes, let's go!"

Six hours later I was making my way to my last period. As a freshman, I sadly took gym. I walked slowly, mentally yelling when I heard my phone buzz again. Throughout the day both units had been texting me constantly, Alfred because he had nothing better to do, and Arthur, well, he was secretly a mother hen at heart. As I looked at the text, my heart froze. Because there on that message, was the words of doom.

AL: Hey don't ride da bus. Iggy n I be picking u up after school. Then we r going to da mall to shop. C u soon!

The mall. Of all the things we could have done, it's the mall. God help me.

"Hey yeah~ Party in the USA!" Arthur and I looked at each other and facepalmed. After they had picked me up from school, it was decided that Arthur would drive and Alfred would be shotgun, as I had shotgun last time. Unfortunately for us, Al had claimed that since he was the hero, he'd get control of the radio. Now I, along with Arthur, was listening to Miley Cyrus, again, and Alfred was singing along. I grimaced as I saw Arthur's face grow red and his hands turn white from holding on to the steering wheel too tight.

"Hey Alfred!"

"What?"

"Turn to a different station!"

"Why?" I leaned forward, grasped his head and made him look at the one driving the car.

"That's why." Soon after that, the classical music station was filling the car.


"Ok. So I assume that both of you will get lost right?" I was standing next to Arthur as he observed Alfred running in and out of different stores, with exclamations of "Dude!" and "Awesome!".

"You assume correctly. I have never been in a mall before, and the amount of noise is giving me a headache." I nodded and winced as Alfred bumped into a couple of people. Sighing, I turned me attention back to the blond beside me.

"I agree. So why don't we go home?" Arthur turned and looked at me.

"Is there something I should know?" I shrugged.

"Well, yeah. You're based off England from the anime Hetalia. There's bound to be extreme fangirls in the mall who will crowed you and Al, thinking your cosplayers." The man next to me nodded in agreement.

"Yes, I see what you mean. Let's grab Alfred and go somewhere less crowded." I nodded and followed him as he led they way to the hyper unit, weaving in and out of the crowds.

"Hey, Annalise!" I stopped and turned when my name was called, leaving Arthur to find Alfred alone. I blushed darkly when I realized that Diaz called my name. Diaz was a boy who went to school with me and also lived right across the street from me, one house to the left. He was a junior and often took me to school when I was late for the bus.

"Hi Diaz. What's up?"

"Nothing much. How bout you?" Diaz was taller than me, so it only took him two steps to catch up with me. I smiled softly thinking about my weekend and the units. Units. Arn't I forgetting something? I looked up at Diaz before spotting Al and Arthur yelling at each other in the middle of the food court.

"..and so I hope you could come, and it would be a lot of fun if you came. Annalise?" I groaned and shot a grin at him.

"Sure! Party, your place right?"

"Yeah, Saturday."

"Ok. I gotta go, see you later?" Diaz smiled.

"Ya. Text me." I stood still for a few moments before jumping up and down for a moment. However the yelling of the two men in the background brought me back to earth. I turned to see Alfred and Arthur throwing food at each other, while a security guard walked over. Great.

"I can't believe you got banned from the mall." It was later that evening when I told my parents over dinner that Al and Arthur got into trouble. Alfred nodded, mouth full off chicken. He swallowed before talking loudly.

"I know! I was just telling Iggy that he needed to lighten up and not dress like an old man. It's not my fault he took it personally!" The man being talked about was carefully eating, napkin over his lap and plate loaded carefully.

"I did not. You took my comment about you being fat personally." Before FFII could happen, my sister intervened.

"Girls, girls, please you're both pretty. Mom, may I be excused?" My mom looked at her and nodded.

"Night Lizzy. Sleep well."

"Night Lizzy-Bug."

"Good night Miss Elizabeth." My sister waved at us before she disappeared up the stairs. My mom look at us then at the clock.

"It's late, so why don't we all head to bed. Arthur, there's a guest bedroom downstairs, you're welcome to it, or you can room with Alfred. Anna, sleep, no midnight movie marathons."

Later that night I was sitting in my room, talking quietly with Al and Arthur. Both said that they could stay up longer then most humans without getting exhausted because they weren't humans. I was on my laptop, given back to me earlier that morning.

"Hey, do you guys want jobs?" Alfred shrugged before laying down on the floor.

"I don't care. As long as its fun." I looked then at the person sitting beside me as he thought.

"I guess so. I assume it might grow to be boring after a while staying at the house while you and Elizabeth are at school." I smiled, and then turned my laptop so both could see it.

"Ok, Alfred, I think you should work at GameStop or another video game place. That way it isn't boring and you could get a discount on some of the games. Arthur, you could work as a librarian or accountant. I was looking at you papers earlier and those where some of the most recommended jobs." Alfred was nodded along to what I was saying. "Yeah, I could do that." Arthur also looked happy.

"That sounds good. I think while you're in school tomorrow, Alfred and I will look for jobs. Sound fine?" I grinned, happy both of them were happy.

"Yeah. That's awesome!"


Hey, thanks for reading. Please review as I love hearing what you guys think. I know that America and England are a little OOC but I wanted them this was as to show that they have a mind of their own. See ya next time!