Chapter Two

Hermione then apparated into the Burrow and Harry said seeing Hermione back "hey how did it go with your grandparents Mione"?

Hermione said smiling "It was good I was happy to see them again although I fear I might have to place my parents and grandparents into hiding for their protection and my grandparents understand more than my parents do of our world as let's just say that they are purebloods and mum's a squib but they never told her"

Harry said noticing she's hiding something "Hermione I know you are hiding something"

Hermione sighed and said "Okay let's go up to mine and Ginny's room and I'll tell you by the way Ginny knows my secret".

So Hermione and Harry went up to Hermione and Ginny's room and Hermione cast a silencing charm on the room as Ginny was already in their room and she said "okay everything I told you about my grandparents coming to visit it was a lie I actually went home to see my big brother".

Harry then said "where does your brother live Mione"?

Hermione said "Spinners End come on let's go there now as he needs to tell you something and please don't be mad at me" *removes the silencing charm*

so then she apparated herself and Harry to her brothers and when they arrived Severus said looking a bit angry "what the hell is he doing here Hermione Isabella Grace Snape"?

Hermione said "He has a right to know Severus Tobias Snape".

Severus sighed and said "Fine I didn't want to tell him until after the war though but I guess now is a good time".

Harry shocked at what was going on said "what's going on here"?

Hermione said "I'm not Hermione Granger muggleborn but my real name is Hermione Isabella Grace Snape I'm more or less Severus's little sister long story short he wanted me protected so it was the only way".

Harry said shocked "Whoa there's more isn't there?

Severus said "Yes James Potter wasn't your real father I am your biological father Harry".

Harry said "how do i know you are telling the truth"?

Severus said "Hermione show him what I showed you as i can't bare to show him"

Hermione said "Ok Harry I'm going to remove my barriers use leglimency on me" *removes her physic barriers*

Harry said "are you ready"? Hermione said "Yup" Harry pointed his wand at her and said "Leginimens!"

So then he looked at her memory and of his mum saying his real birth name was Harry Caleb Severus Snape and then he pulled out of her memory and said shocked "okay I believe you".

Hermione said "Yup and it's weird you are my nephew although Draco's your half brother ha-ha anyway he's my nephew too so i find it weird you also had a half sister called Bianca who was Draco's older twin sadly died"

Harry said "Dad I'm sorry" Severus said "No it's fine son you didn't know. When your mother died it pained me so much but I found and married Narcissa secretly of course and we had Draco and Bianca the same day as you which was the 15th June 1980 Lily gave birth to you the same time as Narcissa did with Bianca. Draco's 5 minutes younger than you and 3 minutes younger than Bianca so she's the oldest as she was born 2 minutes before you were".

Harry said smiling "Sweet anything else"? Hermione said "Well there is the fact that Draco's a deatheater and has been ordered by HIM to kill Dumbledork and Severus made an unbreakable vow to help your brother as Narcissa begged him to do so and I'm meant as backup encase Severus is preoccupied"

Harry said "Wait we hate Dumbledork right dad, Mione"?

Severus said "Yes look Bianca is said to be dead but she isn't let's just say I listened to a man who wanted my family dead and so I and Narcissa had to give Bianca up for adoption and I had my memory erased of her existence I only retrieved that memory when Cissy came to me and told me and i felt horrible".

Hermione rubbed Severus's arms and said "it wasn't your fault you were tricked by Dumbledork to give her up damned the bloody bastard to hell.

Harry said I agree with you Aunt Mione"

Hermione said "Harry don't call me Aunt Mione i prefer just Mione"

Severus smiled and said "Feel better for telling Harry"?

Hermione said smiling "Yup now I have that off my system"

Severus said worried "Mione I have to go HE's calling me".

Hermione said "Okay go then come on Harry we have to meet Ron in diagon alley/Fred and George's joke shop". Harry said *smirks* "come on then bye dad I'll see you at Hogwarts".

Severus said "Ok Harry hey Mione watch his and yourselves backs and I'll watch Draco's back". Hermione said "Alright I will come on Harry".

So then they apparated outside Fred and George's shop and went inside and Fred said why hello Granger, Mr Potter *smirks* *smirks like a pureblood* Hermione said "hello Fred, George have you seen Ron? Fred said He's over there Hermione come to buy pranks"?

Hermione said "Yup I have you are not the only ones who love to prank" *smirks*

Ron said surprised "bloody hell Hermione you love pranking?

Hermione smirked and said "Yup I perform them on my ex muggle school mates who teased and tormented me throughout my primary school years before I found out I was a witch".

Harry *smirks* Fred *smirks too* Fred said "ha-ha-ha Mione you are sooo funny". Hermione said "I know".

Harry said "Anyway let's look around and hopefully buy pranks what? i'm not godson of a marauder for nothing you know".

So about half an hour later and they brought their stuff Hermione brought a large Umbridge alarm clock to wind up her muggle enemies with who are sisters and the alarm actually shape shifts into Umbridge which made Hermione smirk evilly and so she apparated to an alleyway where her enemies house were round the corner and when she turned the corner she arrived and then knocked on the door and Mrs Jefferson said "hello Hermione dear are you back from your boarding school already"?

Hermione said smiling "for the summer yes I am Mrs Jefferson".

Mrs Jefferson "Oh please Hermione call me Sabrina what did you come here for dear"?

Hermione said "Well I just wanted to give Jessica and Emma my present I brought for them in Scotland it's dead clever it'll wake them up alright".

Mrs Jefferson said "Well then come in Hermione girls could you come down here for a minute please"?

Jessica said "Mum what is it oh hi Granger how are you"?

Hermione said smirking "Perfect as always how's Berkley"?

Jessica said "Good I suppose are you still a bookworm"?

Hermione said "Nope I'm pure evil now actually" *smirks evilly*

Jessica said curiously "did you hear about the millennium bridge collapse"?

Hermione said "Yes sorry about that my world's strange at the minute".

Mrs Jefferson said Huh what do you mean dear?

Hermione said "quit the act I know you are witches heck I'm a witch too hence why i go to Hogwarts".

Sabrina Jefferson said "Alright you got us we are indeed witches well done Hermione".

Emma said smiling "Yeah brainiac why are you here anyway I never knew you were a witch"?

Hermione said "I brought these alarm clocks in Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes both my friends who are twins Fred and George own the shop".

Emma said "Thanks I guess look Hermione we're sorry about what we did in primary school".

Hermione said "you're forgiven here are your new clocks by the way".

Jessica said "you know Fred and George Weasley"?

Hermione said "Yup pretty much Emma as after all I'm a member of the Order like they are and yes I know I'm going to most likely get killed but if i die i die knowing I've helped save the wizarding world from Voldemort".

So then she gave them their alarm clocks then left their house and apparated back into Diagon Alley where Harry said where did you go?

Hermione said "Muggle enemies house or who I thought were muggles anyway no they are really witches but they attended my old muggle primary school and they bullied me so they will get a shock to see Umbridge" *smirks evilly* Ron said "you are pure evil Hermione Jean Granger".

Hermione said smirking "maybe I am so what? I'm NOT evil like old snake face is though". Ron said "Ha-ha Mione good name for Voldemort".

Hermione said looking at the wand shop or what was left of it said "Oh no everyone got their wands from Ollivander's".

Harry said "Hmm I know bloody deatheaters!" *winks at her and Ron doesn't notice*

Ron said "Hey look is it me or does Draco and mummy look like two people who look like they do not want to be followed"?

Hermione said "Ron don't be like that they are probably just shopping".

*Harry looks angry at Ron because Draco's his half brother and Hermione notices* Harry said "Ron leave it come on let's go".

So they followed them and climbed on top of a roof to see better and once they looked they got down again.

A/N: Sorry about the whole cramming it together but i realized now thanks to one of my reviewers :) I hope you like it so far and bare with me in all the other chapters.