(A/N: Sorry to those that were waiting for this chapter to come. I am having a Beta go over and I did not want to post this before I heard from that person. However, I am going to go a head and post this chapter, and then make the changes my Beta recommends later. So here it is Chapter 2! Anyways, I decided to make this a chapter story instead of doing a sequel. I think it will flow better I do it this way. I want to thank every one who has read, followed, and reviewed this. I did not realize how many people read and do not review until I actually posted my story. After all if you do not review how am I to know what you thought of it? 0.0? Well enough with my chatter, you all are more interested in the story than me talking about random things. Warnings and Disclaimers are below. Thanks for reading and enjoy what craziness comes from my strange and twisted mind!)
Warnings: Again the rating on this is K+ for language. Kanda has a foul mouth, and I like to think that Allen does too. Sometimes that is... If you do not like cursing and the like I am sorry. It was unavoidable in this story.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, not one of the characters in this story are mine. I take no credit for them in any way shape or form, and the only thing I will get from this story is the joy that I wrote it. I only own the idea behind the story that is it.
The plotting begins.
It had been several days since the horrid cake incident in the cafeteria and Lenalee had arranged for everyone to meet in one of the unused lounge areas. It just so happened that Lavi would be out for a few more days on his mission. So they had time to form a plan of attack. Just the thought of what Lavi had put them through was enough to cause each of them to shudder. Though Kanda shuddered while keeping perfectly still, after all this is the Kanda Yuu.
Lenalee, Jerry, Allen and Kanda had been in the now proclaimed base of operations, for a little over two hours. Each one having put forth an idea, only to have it picked apart by the others. At one point Allen and Kanda had started staring at each other. It had started with Allen suggesting that they lay a trap for Lavi in the library, and something about a bucket of water. Kanda dead panned, staring at Allen. This in turn caused Allen to stare at Kanda.
"Moyashi" Kanda sneered eyes narrowing as he glared at the white-haired boy.
"BaKanda" Allen returned with a leveling glare of his own for the ravenett.
*...* Kanda glared harder.
*...* Allen glared right back.
This went on for almost and hour as both Lenalee and Jerry watched nervously. After all it could turn violent at any moment with these two. However, Lenalee finally had enough as she produced a clip board from thin air whacking them both on the head. "That is enough you two, we are supposed to be getting back at Lavi, not having staring contests with each other" she scolded. Both Allen and Kanda rubbing their heads, muttered an apology, though you could only hear Allen's.
After that was settled, Jerry approached the topic of getting back at Lavi with food. This idea received nods of agreement from the others, as there were many things you could do with food. That and since the red-head's last offense was done with food it seem rather appropriate to treat him to the same thing. For one, you could alter the taste like Lavi had done to Allen. The white-haired boy's skin greened the smallest amount at the reminder of the thing posing as cake. There was also the thought of putting a diuretic in the red-head's food. This causing each person gathered in the room to giggle, except Kanda who just Che'd. This was a good idea and though it would cause the rabbit discomfort Lenalee deemed it not enough. So Kanda suggested poisoning Lavi's food, causing the other three in the room to dead pan.
Kanda only stared right back. There was no doubt in any of their minds that the Japanese was serious. After the shock wore off that idea was shot down by the others. Though they did want to cause Lavi some discomfort, death was a bit much. "Che, whatever" was the only response from the swordsman, as the conversation went back to the diuretic in food. Which eventually lead Allen to an idea. "I have an idea" the white-haired boy slowly stated as a wide grin formed on his face. The grin took on a sinister look as the idea materialized in his mind. Jerry, Kanda and Lenalee watched as the normally tranquil face of Allen Walker turned dark and foreboding. The evil glint in his silver eyes caused a chill to settle in the room. Lenalee smiled at her friend, if the look on his face was any indication this was bound to be a great idea. You could almost see the wheels working in the boy's mind as he readied himself for the explanation.
Kanda though not being a man of patience became annoyed that the Baka Moyashi was taking so long to tell them this wonderfully useless idea of his. "If it is such a great idea Moy-a-shi, then quite wasting time and spit it out already" the ravenett demanded. The sound of Kanda's voice snapped Allen out of his plotting, thus causing him to lose his train of thought. In turn this caused Allen to glare at Kanda, which caused Kanda to glare at Allen. "Why can't you be patient BaKanda" Allen hissed icily at the Japanese, eyes narrowing in frustration. "I am patient when there is a reason to be Moyashi" Kanda bit back venomously as he leveled his gaze. The two tried to stare the other down, but neither of them was willing to give in, and so the staring/glaring contest was on once again.
*...* "Stupid Moyashi"
*...* "Girlie BaKanda"
The samurai's face darkened. "What was that" he asked quietly stepping towards Allen, his gaze narrowing further. "I said girlie BaKanda, is your hair blocking your ears" Allen asked as he held the eyes of the man in front of him also taking a step forward. The temperature of the room seemed to drop rather quickly as the looks being sent between the two could have frozen any one in their place. Lenalee and Jerry backed away slowly. This was not going to turn out well. Kanda took another step forward, his hand gripping Mugen's hilt tightly. "I'm going to slice that" Kanda paused as he was interrupted by a rather loud growl.
Allen turned his head to the breaking eye contact as his cheeks tinted pink. The white-haired boy let out a small giggle "Guess I am hungry" he said as he once again found Kanda's eyes. The look on the samurai's face was priceless, his eyes slightly widened, and his jaw slack. Well it was slack for Kanda. Allen tried not to laugh he really did, however he was done in by the snickering coming from the other two occupants of the room. Both Lenalee and Jerry were bent over in an effort not to laugh out right. The tension on the room had been so tight that when Allen's stomach had made its lack of food known, it burst. This caused them both to start snickering, then try to stop, which only made it worse. Soon the two were on their knees laughing. It was all too much. "I...giggle...think it is...snicker...time for lunch...giggle" Jerry stated as he tried to pull it together.
The sight of Lenalee and Jerry on their knees, laughing was something to behold. Allen and Kanda just looked at them before Allen burst into fits of laughter himself. Kanda looking annoyed but not angry Che'd and turned around. A small twist at the corners of his lips, and a tiny imperceptible crinkle of his eyes the only indication he too had found the interrupting stomach of Allen Walker to be amusing in any way.
Once the group had pulled themselves together it they decided that heading to the dinning hall would be the next step. However, they needed to show up one at a time. Jerry left first to go and prepare for the afternoon meal, as the others went off to their own rooms. The idea behind this being that if they arrived separately no one would assume anything out of the ordinary was afoot. After all if Allen and Kanda showed up in the dining hall together, then people would talk. If, people were talking then there was a good possibility that they would still be talking once Lavi got back. Which would alert said red-head that something was up with his friends, and that could destroy what ever they were going to pull on him.
Once the group had pulled themselves together they all decided that heading to the dinning hall would be the next step. However, they needed to show up one at a time. Jerry left first to go and prepare for the afternoon meal, as the others went off to their own rooms. The idea behind this being that if they arrived separately no one would assume anything out of the ordinary was afoot. After all if Allen and Kanda showed up in the dining hall together, then people would talk. If, people were talking then there was a good possibility that they would still be talking once Lavi got back. Which would alert said red-head that something was up with his friends, and that could destroy what ever they were going to pull on him.
Lunch was mostly uneventful for the foursome. With Jerry back behind his window and the other three eating quietly at a table together. Well it was more like Allen and Lenalee eating together, and Kanda glaring at them for disturbing his meal of Soba. Now, this behavior was nothing new to any one in the order. So the three companions ate in relative silence as they finished their meals. Kanda glaring at Allen's pile of dishes with distaste and growled "Fucking trash compacting Moyashi." Thinking that he had been unheard Kanda stood from the table to take his tray back to the kitchens.
Lenalee looked at Kanda's back then at Allen, who was just finishing his last piece of cake. She was under the impression that Allen had not heard the comment made by Kanda, unfortunately she was wrong.
Allen stood from the table and made his way with the large pile of his dishes to the kitchens. As he was passing Kanda it appeared that Allen tripped, and his dishes came crashing down on to the ravenett. After being pummeled by dirty dishes, Allen Walker's dirty dishes to be exact he turned on the white-haired teen. "What the FUCK MOYASHI" was spat at said teen. "Oh, sorry Kanda I must have tripped on your hair" Allen stated with a blank face. The majority of the room at that moment could be seen with sweat drops on their faces. "You. Tripped. On my hair? How could you trip on my hair? You were in front of me dumb ass" Kanda spat as he once again glared at Allen. The white-haired boy smirked at the ravenett before answering, "Did I say tripped on? I'm sorry I meant I was tripped up by your hair" he said as his eyes turned serious. "I saw a split end" Allen whispered to Kanda as if he was revealing a secret of great importance.
The whole world seemed to pause as Kanda processed what Allen had just said. His face betraying nothing of the war that was about to explode on to the person in front of him. Soon though Allen started to think that maybe he had pushed Kanda one to many times today as the look in the samurai's eyes started to change. First comprehension of the statement dawned in those dark eyes. Then shock at the audacity of the Moyashi saying anything of the sort, and after that. Well rage would be the only way to describe the look sending daggers of fire at one Allen Walker. The resulting explosion rocked the dinning hall. "THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO CUT THAT OLD MAN HAIR FROM YOUR HEAD, THEN CHOP YOU INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES!" Kanda yelled as he unsheathed Mugen and launched at Allen.
Allen jumped out-of-the-way and bolted towards the doors. "How are you going to do that with such girlie attacks" he asked over his shoulder as he ran for his life. "Get back here Moyashi" Kanda growled as he turned in a flash and headed after Allen. The chase lasted a good two hours with Allen dodging expertly as Kanda came within striking distance of the teen. While on the run Allen wondered why the hell Lavi found this so entertaining. There was nothing about trying not to get skewered by an enraged homicidal samurai that he found fun. Then again this was Lavi they were talking about, and his concept of fun included costuming a monstrosity to taste as cake, just to watch Allen eat it. So, though he did not find this in the least bit entertaining, there was no doubt in Allen's mind that Lavi did.
Once Allen and Kanda exhausted their-selves and peaceful silence returned to the halls of the Black Order, Lenalee set about rounding the fighting exorcists. They both refused to go with her, which lead to her grabbing the ever-present clipboard and whacking the boys on the head. Lenalee the proceeded to drag Allen and Kanda by their ears back to the unused lounge area where Jerry calmly waited for the other three to return. Upon seeing how the girl had gotten them back to the room a round of Jerry snickering was heard while they boys pouted (Kanda more brooding because Kanda Yuu does not pout) on opposite sides of the room.
"Now you two, do I have to remind you both why we are here in the first place" Lenalee asked with a n evil glint in her eyes. She needed them but a round of bashing their heads in would make her feel a little more productive. She looked each person in the eye wondering if her idea of getting them pull something off together was ever going to work. She could see Allen and Jerry working with her, it was the asocial Kanda that was the problem. However she had an idea forming in the back of her mind that just might work. "We all agreed that putting the diuretic in Lavi's food was a good idea, and I thank you Jerry for coming up with that. However Allen seemed to have an idea that we never got to hear" Lenalee stated pointedly sending a glare in Kanda's direction. There was a Che heard from that vicinity, but no other reply would come.
Allen's eyes lit up in remembrance as his lost idea from earlier came rushing back to him. "Oh that's right" he said taking a seat next to Jerry. "Tells us cutie, what did that pretty little head of yours think up" Jerry asked as he cuddled up to a now blushing Allen. "Cough...well I was just thinking that if you put the diuretic in Lavi's food at some point he would have to use the restroom" Allen said. "Che! Well no shit, that is a given" Kanda said with a smirk. "That is kind of how the body works Moyashi, or did you miss that part of science class?" Allen sent a glare in Kanda's direction, "I am aware of that BaKanda, my point is. What if Lavi could not get to the bathroom. Or what if he could but could not use the facilities" he stated with a smirk of his own. There was an evil gleam in Lenalee's eyes as she praised this new idea. "Oh, Allen that is just wrong, but I love it" she giggled. "But how are you going to keep him from using the restroom in his own room" she asked Allen.
Allen sat with a slight frown, for a moment thinking about how he could manage that aspect of his idea. It did not take long before a smile reappeared on his face. "I know what to do you just leave that part to me" he said grinning. The other three people in the room looked a bit nervous as the grin on Allen's face started to look like the ones he got while playing poker. Lenalee back up a few steps as she asked "Are there any other ideas?"
"What ever we do he needs to be in public for the end of it" Kanda said as he thought about what he could do to get back at the red-head, Lenalee was also thinking about how to pay Lavi back for her ruined day, as she thought back on a mission she had with Lavi where he had to wear a dress to get information about the Akuma. This gave her an excellent idea if she said so her self. "Kanda you just gave me an idea, I will need your help with it though" she said looking at the samurai. "What crazy ass thing are you gonna try to pull" Kanda asked not really liking the look on the girls face. "Oh, you will have to wait to see, but the end result is Lavi being chained to the wall in the Dinning Hall" she said with a smile that could easily scare the Earl. The three guys stared at Lenalee for a few minutes no really sure how to take that smile, and wondering if maybe they had gotten in a little over their heads.
Letting out a sigh Kanda finally agreed to help Lenalee with what ever it is that she has in mind. His thoughts when something like 'Well if nothing else I can still put poison in the Usagi's food' so he was content to see how this whole thing played out. They discussed a few more details of their plain, noting that it would have to be timed well. There were only a few more days left until Lavi's return and they wanted to be ready before he got back. Lenalee agreed to go to her brother and the science department for the laxative. This would make sure that not only did it work, but it would work fast. After everything was settled they all went their separate ways, with the understanding that they would meet again the next day to start putting their plan in to action.
(A/N P.S.: This chapter was out quicker than I thought it would be. I really did have the idea already down on paper, so I guess that helped out. However, I can not promise that the next chapter will be out as quickly. I know you do not really find out too much in this chapter. However, that is what the next chapter is for. I promise that you will see their revenge against the red-headed minis soon. I am not going to promise how soon though. The creative plot bunnies are romping around in my brain. So as soon as they get to it, it will get to you.
Some of you may have noticed that I used the term Asocial instead of antisocial. In the description of Kanda's usual behavior it is the correct term. Asocial meaning "Avoiding social interaction; inconsiderate of or hostile to others." While Antisocial means "Contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of or antagonistic to sociable instincts or practices." Not that you all are that interested in that tidbit of grammatical information. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed reading. Please review, because if you do not then how am I to know what you think? I wont...and then I'll make a sad face. Thanks again for reading!)
~Me~
