Pairings: NaruHina SasuSaku ChoIno ShikaTema NejiTenten KibaOC KakaAnko JirTsu ect...

This will be very random, maybe so random that you'll all be like O_o did I just read that?! Anyway, the plotline is small, don't expect an epic story. Crack fic.

Title: TUAOA: Naruto: Random Series

Book: lol

Chapter: SQUID!!

Naruto and Hinata's group were travelling down a forest road, their destination was the capital city of the fire countries domain. Kakashi had ear plugs in, while Kurenai forgot hers.

"You bastard..." Naruto glared at the back of Kiba's head.

"Stop calling me a bastard Naruto!" Kiba shouted in anger as he continued to wipe the remnants of Hinata's chocolate cake from his face.

"How can you look at yourself in the mirror..." Hinata said sending the exact same glare as Naruto towards Kiba.

"WHAT?! Why would you say that Hinata?!" Kiba asked as he felt the stress pouring off of himself already.

"You sicken me..." Naruto continued as Kiba sighed and continued walking, deciding to pay no attention to the two random ninjas.

"YOU ATE MY MAILBOX!!" Hinata screamed as she started slapping Kiba silly, while screaming for no reason.

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?" Kiba shouted as he ran away from the two juvenile delinquents.

"Hey, Sakura..." Sasuke spoke slowly as he caught her attention. "Why are we friends with him again?"

"I don-..." Sakura was saying but was interrupted by a frantic Hinata.

"SHHHH! you'll wake the Umu..." Hinata shouted as Naruto and Hinata began crawling across the floor.

"We gottta be sneaky Hinata!"

"sneaky!" Hinata concurred.

"sneeeaaaky!" Naruto said as he continued to crawl along the floor, the entire group trying to ignore them.

"Why are yo-..." Shino was interrupted.

"RIVERSIDE MOTHA FOCKER!!" the two teens then started to rave to imaginary music. The group looked on at them in fascination as the two started to hum to an imaginary tune.

"wha...?" yet again Shino was interrupted.

"I JIZZED RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOUR NEXT TO ME!"

"WHA...?!"

"AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME!"

"..."

"YOU JUST CALL IT PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY!"

"I'm not even going to ask what song their singing..." Kiba said as the others nodded and continued on their way to the capital city.

While they were walking Naruto and Hinata continued to throw pine cones at Akamaru who growled the entire time.

"Woof!" Naruto shouted loudly.

"Woof!" Hinata said in retaliation.

"Woof!" Akamaru barked as he turned around growling at the two.

"Hinata! Watch out for the bleh bleh bleh!" Naruto shouted as he began to beat Akamaru with a cucumber.

Before Kiba could intervene a cowboy casually strolled down a Japanese road eating yoghurt.

Kiba looked on in astonishment, a cowboy in feudal japan?! The cow boy greeted the group with a shuffle of his texas hat.

By the time this had all happened, Akamaru was tied up to a tree while Naruto and Hinata danced around it, singing in tongue.

Kiba, this time, stepped in and untied his traumatised dog, who sat atop Kiba's head quietly for the rest of the trip.

The trip went by with relative silence as the two most random ninjas had tired themselves out. That is until they hit a crossroads...

"The map says we must take the pathway to the right." Kurenai said as she waited for Kakashi's answer.

"Well, I have been to the capital a few times before now, i'm sure we have to take the left pathway..." Kakashi answered in a bored tone as he watched Naruto lick Hinata's cheek randomly.

"i don't believe that-..." Kurenai didn't get to continue as she was interrupted... again, by the troublesome twosome.

"SHUN THE NONE BELIEVER!" Naruto shouted as he began to throw packets of Kool Aid at Kurenai

"SHUUUUN!" Hinata shouted as she threw Akamaru at Kurenai, followed by her last squid.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUN!!"

"SHUUUN!"

"Guys..."

"YOU DARE BLASPHEME AGAINST MY RELIGION?!" Hinata shouted as she slapped Sasuke repeatedly, who was used to this and let Hinata continue to beat him and cry.

Before the matter could escalade, a travelling Kiwi happened to stop at the crossroads. (not the fruit Kiwi!)

"If you're looking to go to the fire nation's capital, then take the road to your right." The man said as he acted the part of a random plot-line development.

"My good sir, would you be interested in purchasing a squid by chance?" Naruto asked in a normal voice, shocking many.

"Actually, yes I would..." the travelling Kiwi said as he brought out his wallet.

"...

...

...

THEN GO TO A FISH SALESMAN!" Naruto shouted as Hinata casually smothered the man's face in a freshly cut melon.

No more needed to be said as the man walked away slowly with a shocked visage, a single tear rolling down his face.

"Why... why was it a melon...?" he asked himself before he could begin to sob.

"Ok, so I was right, we follow the road to the right..." Kurenai said as she smiled sickly sweat at Kakashi, not wanting to admit he was wrong.

The group continued on their way to the capital city of the land of fire.

Lol... some funny stuff here... can anyone point out any quotations i've used in both chapters of this story? I won't say till next chapter... ;)

The songs used were:

Riverside

Jizz in my pants (lmfao)

Yeah, first is a beasty song, the second is really funny ;) and suggestions for random things happening in this story are welcome ;) and btw, don't worry, other people will become random with time... don't worry ;)