Welcome welcome. I know its a long time coming, but the second part to Frieza's Universal Bowling Championship has finally been finished! Quite honestly I forgot about this! But here's the ending. Muaahaha!
*****Frieza's Universal Bowling Championship - Part 2 *****
Recap - Thanks to Jeice and his hormones, Captain Ginyu messed up their squads last chance at tying up the game. Zarbon's flavoured faeries are 13 points ahead of them. And the only way they can tie it up is if Vegeta misses all the pins, and Guldo magically learns how to bowl.
Jeice skipped back to the benches, with a big grin on his face. "He'll come to, they always do." He said happily as he sat down on the bench and crossed his leg over the other. His orange hands sitting comfortably in his lap as he looked at Berter, Rikum and Ginyu's angry faces.
"What's wrong mates?" He asked innocently.
The next thing Jeice remembered was waking up in the storage room. He blinked and saw a huge hole in the wall, in the shape of his crumpled body.
He quickly turned around and saw the scared face of Bob the clerk.
"Oooohh" Jeice purred as Bob the clerk let out one last scream.
Vegeta's face turned to a scowl as Radditz pushed him forward, telling him it was his turn up. "Don't you think I KNOW that you half-wit!" He growled at Radditz who looked fairly amused at the saiyajin prince's dilemna.
He picked up the closest bowling ball and looked apprehensively at the pins at the end of the alley. "I WILL hit the pins! I'am the saiyajin PRINCE! DAMMIT!" He swore to himself as he started to walk towards the line, with his ball in his hands, ready to be thrown.
Closer and closer, his fingers had just pulled back and were releasing the ball when...
"Don't worry Vegeta! Even if you screw up, I won't tell anybody about your pink bunny rabbit underwear like I threatened!" Zarbon yelled out, amused.
"GAH!" Vegeta gasped as he whirled around and the ball left his fingers.
"YOU'RE DEAD!" The little prince ran up to Zarbon and glared up at him.
Then he heard the unmistakable noise of pins clattering to the floor.
A dead silence crept across the alley as all watched in horror.
And some in amusement.
"VEGETA YOU LITTLE FURBALL!" Zarbon yelled down at the saiyajin. "YOU KNOCKED OVER 6 OF THE OTHER TEAMS PINS! YOU HAVE THEM 6 POINTS YOU IDIOT! Now they have a chance of winning!!!" He grabbed Vegeta by the throat and growled at him menacingly. If there was ony thing Zarbon hated, it was losing.
"Acck." Vegeta squirmed and hacked.
"Chill out Zarbon." Nappa said bored. "Guldo can barely waddle down the lane, much less hit the pins." He chomped on some nachos as he watched on.
"Yah." Dodoria said as he snatched the nachos from Nappa and ate them, plate and all.
"Oh right." Zarbon said, calmly as he dropped Vegeta on his royal ass.
All eyes were on Guldo as the green blob swallowed nervously.
Captain Ginyu smiled and beckoned to Guldo.
Guldo slowly lurched forward.
Ginyu placed his hand on Guldo's shoulder and said soothingly. "Guldo my man. All you have to do is hit 7 pins, and we're tied." Guldo smiled at the captain. A bit relieved that he wasn't about to get his ass kicked.
"BUT, we dont want to tie do we?" Ginyu asked.
Guldo shook his head.
"SO you little booger! You get a strike or you're off the Ginyu Squad for good this time!" Ginyu hollored as he picked up Guldo and threw him towards the lane.
Guldo grabbed a green ball and walked quickly down the lane. "Better get this over with." He said quietly.
One, two , three, WOOSH!
Guldo's ball shot down the alley , heading straight for the centre of the pins!
"WHAAAT?" Zarbon yelled.
"Oh shit..." Vegeta sulked.
"Mmmphhh" Dodoria mumbled between nachos.
"MY NACHOS!" Nappa yelled at Dodoria.
"Impossible!" Radditz gasped. "HEY! Gimmie my nachos!" He growled.
"Guldo?" Ginyu's jaw dropped.
"WHAAAAAT?" Berter shrieked.
"No way!" Rikum observed.
"Ohhh Bob!" Jeice yelled from the back room.
"GET OFF ME! SECURITY!" Bob screamed.
"yes!" Guldo yelled as he jumped up and down.
Big mistake.
The weight of Guldo sent the ball tilting towards the gutter!
"SHIIIT!" Guldo said as he saw his mistake.
Only one thing left to do....
Guldo held his breath.
And all the bowling alley stopped as he charged down the lane and moved the ball. He threw all the pins down , and smiled at his ingeniousity.
"I RULE!" He yelled as he let go of his breath.
The alley came back to life, Guldo was at the end of the lane still!!!!!
Guldo held his breath again and charged back to the line, where he let go of his breath and smirked.
"STIIIIIIRIKE!!!" Captain Ginyu yelped happily as he gathered his squad.
"NOO!" Zarbon fell to his knees in defeat. "I'M GUNNA KILL YOU FURBALL!"
Zarbon yelled as he chased Vegeta down the alley and up the alley and down and up....
"Aw well. GIMMIE MY NACHOS!" Radditz and Nappa and Dodoria fought over the last plate of nachos.
"Boys! It's time to do the Ginyu Dance of Joy!" Captain Ginyu said proudly as all four of them assumed their beginning stance.
"Wait a minute..." Berter said slyly. "Where's Jeice?"
Everybody in the alley shot a glance to the storage door, where Jeice stood, putting his hair back in place, and grinning wildly.
"What I miss mates?" He asked.
"Help me! Please!" Bob whimpered.
And so forth, they had their dinner and accepted their trophy of acheivement from Lord Frieza himself.
And as they were on their way out of the alley, Bob the clerk sighed in relief.
"Finally, I'll never see that freak again."
Just then a yell emanated from the stairwell.
"GUESS WHO JUST SIGNED UP FOR BOWLING LESSONS MATE!"
****
Well thats it, its not as funny as the first time, well..at least you get a sense of closure to the story!!
R&R please!
-Saiyanbrat
*****Frieza's Universal Bowling Championship - Part 2 *****
Recap - Thanks to Jeice and his hormones, Captain Ginyu messed up their squads last chance at tying up the game. Zarbon's flavoured faeries are 13 points ahead of them. And the only way they can tie it up is if Vegeta misses all the pins, and Guldo magically learns how to bowl.
Jeice skipped back to the benches, with a big grin on his face. "He'll come to, they always do." He said happily as he sat down on the bench and crossed his leg over the other. His orange hands sitting comfortably in his lap as he looked at Berter, Rikum and Ginyu's angry faces.
"What's wrong mates?" He asked innocently.
The next thing Jeice remembered was waking up in the storage room. He blinked and saw a huge hole in the wall, in the shape of his crumpled body.
He quickly turned around and saw the scared face of Bob the clerk.
"Oooohh" Jeice purred as Bob the clerk let out one last scream.
Vegeta's face turned to a scowl as Radditz pushed him forward, telling him it was his turn up. "Don't you think I KNOW that you half-wit!" He growled at Radditz who looked fairly amused at the saiyajin prince's dilemna.
He picked up the closest bowling ball and looked apprehensively at the pins at the end of the alley. "I WILL hit the pins! I'am the saiyajin PRINCE! DAMMIT!" He swore to himself as he started to walk towards the line, with his ball in his hands, ready to be thrown.
Closer and closer, his fingers had just pulled back and were releasing the ball when...
"Don't worry Vegeta! Even if you screw up, I won't tell anybody about your pink bunny rabbit underwear like I threatened!" Zarbon yelled out, amused.
"GAH!" Vegeta gasped as he whirled around and the ball left his fingers.
"YOU'RE DEAD!" The little prince ran up to Zarbon and glared up at him.
Then he heard the unmistakable noise of pins clattering to the floor.
A dead silence crept across the alley as all watched in horror.
And some in amusement.
"VEGETA YOU LITTLE FURBALL!" Zarbon yelled down at the saiyajin. "YOU KNOCKED OVER 6 OF THE OTHER TEAMS PINS! YOU HAVE THEM 6 POINTS YOU IDIOT! Now they have a chance of winning!!!" He grabbed Vegeta by the throat and growled at him menacingly. If there was ony thing Zarbon hated, it was losing.
"Acck." Vegeta squirmed and hacked.
"Chill out Zarbon." Nappa said bored. "Guldo can barely waddle down the lane, much less hit the pins." He chomped on some nachos as he watched on.
"Yah." Dodoria said as he snatched the nachos from Nappa and ate them, plate and all.
"Oh right." Zarbon said, calmly as he dropped Vegeta on his royal ass.
All eyes were on Guldo as the green blob swallowed nervously.
Captain Ginyu smiled and beckoned to Guldo.
Guldo slowly lurched forward.
Ginyu placed his hand on Guldo's shoulder and said soothingly. "Guldo my man. All you have to do is hit 7 pins, and we're tied." Guldo smiled at the captain. A bit relieved that he wasn't about to get his ass kicked.
"BUT, we dont want to tie do we?" Ginyu asked.
Guldo shook his head.
"SO you little booger! You get a strike or you're off the Ginyu Squad for good this time!" Ginyu hollored as he picked up Guldo and threw him towards the lane.
Guldo grabbed a green ball and walked quickly down the lane. "Better get this over with." He said quietly.
One, two , three, WOOSH!
Guldo's ball shot down the alley , heading straight for the centre of the pins!
"WHAAAT?" Zarbon yelled.
"Oh shit..." Vegeta sulked.
"Mmmphhh" Dodoria mumbled between nachos.
"MY NACHOS!" Nappa yelled at Dodoria.
"Impossible!" Radditz gasped. "HEY! Gimmie my nachos!" He growled.
"Guldo?" Ginyu's jaw dropped.
"WHAAAAAT?" Berter shrieked.
"No way!" Rikum observed.
"Ohhh Bob!" Jeice yelled from the back room.
"GET OFF ME! SECURITY!" Bob screamed.
"yes!" Guldo yelled as he jumped up and down.
Big mistake.
The weight of Guldo sent the ball tilting towards the gutter!
"SHIIIT!" Guldo said as he saw his mistake.
Only one thing left to do....
Guldo held his breath.
And all the bowling alley stopped as he charged down the lane and moved the ball. He threw all the pins down , and smiled at his ingeniousity.
"I RULE!" He yelled as he let go of his breath.
The alley came back to life, Guldo was at the end of the lane still!!!!!
Guldo held his breath again and charged back to the line, where he let go of his breath and smirked.
"STIIIIIIRIKE!!!" Captain Ginyu yelped happily as he gathered his squad.
"NOO!" Zarbon fell to his knees in defeat. "I'M GUNNA KILL YOU FURBALL!"
Zarbon yelled as he chased Vegeta down the alley and up the alley and down and up....
"Aw well. GIMMIE MY NACHOS!" Radditz and Nappa and Dodoria fought over the last plate of nachos.
"Boys! It's time to do the Ginyu Dance of Joy!" Captain Ginyu said proudly as all four of them assumed their beginning stance.
"Wait a minute..." Berter said slyly. "Where's Jeice?"
Everybody in the alley shot a glance to the storage door, where Jeice stood, putting his hair back in place, and grinning wildly.
"What I miss mates?" He asked.
"Help me! Please!" Bob whimpered.
And so forth, they had their dinner and accepted their trophy of acheivement from Lord Frieza himself.
And as they were on their way out of the alley, Bob the clerk sighed in relief.
"Finally, I'll never see that freak again."
Just then a yell emanated from the stairwell.
"GUESS WHO JUST SIGNED UP FOR BOWLING LESSONS MATE!"
****
Well thats it, its not as funny as the first time, well..at least you get a sense of closure to the story!!
R&R please!
-Saiyanbrat
