I got a private message about the kissing and asked if there was gonna be smut. I don't know how to write smut for animals, but I will add little sexual themes, here and there. I will let you now if I choose to write animal sex or not, lul.
But, read the beginning of this, it's really important for later chapters!
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Carole was googling some things on meerkats with Kurt on her lap. Kurt wanted to know too. (AN: Actually I found this online) She gasped as she clicked a website titled:
Here are some reasons why Meerkats would not be good as a house pet. Kurt smirked at the title.
She read it out loud to Burt."Burt, I knew we should have never gotten Sebastian. Look, it says 'Meerkats have a bad tendency to fight with other pets, which means large veterinary bills on both sides of the brauls.' Sebastian could hurt Kurt or Blaine."
"C'mon. Sebastian wouldn't hurt Blaine, he loves him too much, you see how much they play together?" Kurt hissed at Burt and the picture of a baby meerkat on the screen.
"Yeah, but what about Kurt? Sebastian can fight with Kurt. Lord knows it's bound to happen with both of their temper." Kurt grilled the computer screen at another picture of a meerkat.
Carole continued, "Also, they love to dig, which means HUMONGOUS holes in the floors, drywall, upholstery, etc., instantaneously." She turned to Burt. "I can't have my house with holes everywhere."
"We will tame him, and teach him. He's still a baby."
"Their diet in the wild is very expensive live insects and small mammals and reptiles, although they are fed raw meet in zoos." She read from the list. "I'm not having dead animals in my house, to feed to him."
"We will feed him insects and buy raw meat from the supermarket." Burt shrugged her off, and she continued.
"Meerkats are, duh, highly social, so it would be VERY cruel to keep them away from other meerkats." She read.
"I know Sebastian is social, that's why he has Blaine. He doesn't need other meerkats to hang out with, he has us!" Carole smiled at Burts giddy-ness.
She continued to read from the list and stopped at one. She gasped and read it to Burt. "Meerkats BITE! They FREQUENTLY bite people that work with them. Their biting behavior is unpredictable, at best." She got up form the chair.
"Oh, Burt. Sebastian can bite! He can bite us!"
"Cats and dogs can bite too, Carole. But you don't see Blaine and Kurt doing that. We trained them better."
"So, you think we can train Sebastian?" Carole asked worriedy. Kurt hissed at the cage in the closet that he spotted.
"Yeah, we will train him. Keep reading, Carole. I want to know more." So do I, Kurt added in his mind.
"Meerkats are soft and cute, but smell." She read, and Kurt giggled, but to Carole it sound like a long 'meow'. "As they grow up meerkats begin to scent mark their territory - your home and the objects in it - as well as scent marking those they love - i.e. you."
"Oh, no! Sebastian is gonna scent-mark Blaine! Or me!" Carole yelled. Kurt meowed loudly at that in protest. Blaine was his, not Sebastians.
"No he wouldn't." Burt argued.
"Why are you defending him?"
"Why aren't you?"
"Because there are so many reasons not to have a meerkat in our home."
"But people do, and I want to surprise Finn! Just, keep reading." Carole and Kurt sighed loudly.
"That's it! Those are all the risks." Carole looked at the cage in her closet and sighed again.
"I guess now we should give him to, Finn." Burt said and pulled up the cage from the closet. As soon as Blaine heard the jiggling of the cage door open, he ran into the room with his tail wagging excitedly.
Kurt glared at the cage then at Blaine, and followed them all into Finn's room.
"What are you doing in my room?" Finn asked with a blank face.
"Finn! Finn, I told you about the surprise, Finn! You didn't listen to me, Finn!" Blaine barked loudly as he hoped onto Finns bed. "Finn, look in the cage!" Blaine continued.
"We got you something for Christmas, something you've wanted for a while." Finns expression changed from blank to confused at Burts words.
Burt handed him the cage, and out popped the little meerkat named Sebastian. "We named him Sebastian, because we know now much you liked the name, and the crab from The Little Mermaid." Finn blushed. Sebastian drew closer to Finn and headed straight to Blaine, and wrapped his arms around Blaines neck as Blaine licked his forehead.
Kurt slyly hopped on the bed and drew closer to the two, and snuggled his way in between Blaine and the little annoying meerkat. (AN: Like at the gay bar dancing scene.)
Carole giggled, "I think you should pick Sebastian up, Finn. It looks like Kurt wants to be with Blaine right now." Carole patted Blaine and exited with Burt.
"Your damn right." Kurt purred into Blaines neck as he snuggled into him. Finn picked up Sebastian and carried him to his laptop and took a webcam picture with him to post on Facebook.
"Kurt, aren't you excited we have a new friend?" Blaine asked as he pulled away from Kurt.
"No." Kurt stated as he glared harshly at the meerkat posing with Finn. Finn put him down and headed for the bathroom to pee, and that's when the meerkat climbed on the bed next to Kurt and Blaine.
"What do you want?" Kurt snapped and Blaine stared at Kurt lovingly oblivious to Kurt being angry.
"Hey, hey!" Sebastian held up his hand in a mock surrender. "Why can't we all just get along?" Sebastian smirked.
"Yeah, Kurt! Why can we all just get along?" Blaine added, nuzzling Kurts side. Sebastian glared at Kurt, and Kurt returned it. Sebastian started heading towards Blaine again and that's when Kurt turned his face into Blaines face and licked at his lips multiple times, not long after, Blaine licked at Kurts lips too, nuzzling Kurts mouth and nose.
"Tell me how much you love me, Blaine." Kurt grinned at Sebastian as he said it.
"I love you so much, Kurtie, you're mine." Blaine pounced on Kurt and kept on licking his mouth and face.
"No kisses for the new member of the family?" Sebastian asked smirking still. Blaine stared at him, confused.
"Sorry, I only give kisses like these to Kurt." Blaine got off of Kurt and went over to Sebastian and licked his forehead. "But those kisses I give to everyone." Blaine wagged his tail and went back to Kurt.
"oh, well then can I have more kisses?" Kurt hissed at Sebastian and got out from under Blaine and moved towards the meerkat.
"Blaine is mine." Kurt stated then smirked, and pounced on top of the meerkat, silently requesting a fight. Kurt clawed at Sebastians ears and just before Sebastian had the chance to bite Kurt, and infect him, Blaine pounced on Sebastian and held his paws down.
"Stop fighting, you guys!" That's when Finn walked back in. Finn glanced at Blaine, who was still pining Sebastian down.
"Whoa, Blaine," Finn said sternly. "Keep your doggy hormones to yourself, or we will get you fixed." Blaine hopped of Sebastian instantly.
"It wasn't like that, Finn! They were fighting! I had to stop it, Finn!" Kurt went over to Blaine and lick him clean, all around his fur and comfort him.
"It's okay, baby." Kurt purred as he lick at Blaines mouth. "You have me to deal with your doggy hormones." With that Sebastian poked his head out from Finns shoulder and glared daggers at Kurt. Kurt outstretched his paw and swished it back and forth, in a movement that looked like a 'smack'.
"I dare you." Sebastian challenged.
"I will." Kurt hissed, and went back to cleaning Blaine behind the ears.
"Kurt, cuddle with me." Blaine whined.
"No, I'm eating." Kurt said as he poked his head out from his bowl of Kitten Mix.
"Sebastian." Blaine whined. "Cuddle with me." Kurt lifted his head once more.
"No need to tell me twice." Sebastian headed towards Blaine and Kurt tried to eat his Kitten Mix as fast as he could, so he could get to Blaine first, but he was just so hungry.
"Ah." Sebastian sighed, a sweet sigh of victory, as he snuggled next to Blaine and Kurt stared at him, while at the same time, still eating his Kitten Mix like a bad ass.
When Kurt finished, he walked over to his kitty bed, seductively. He swayed from side to side, knowing Blaine was watching him with adoring eyes. He flicked his tail back and forth and had a leap in his step as he approached his bed. He wiggled his butt into the little bed, and sat down softly to close his eyes.
Not long after he shut his eyes, Kurt heard the padding of little paws across the wooden shiny floors. Blaine snuggled into him, trying to bury his face under Kurts arm, and Kurt pretended to wake up.
"Blaine, what are you doing?"
"Snuggling with you! You know how much I like to snuggle, Kurtie."
"I thought you were snuggling Sebastian?"
"Oh." Blaine looked sad that he had lest Sebastian alone.
"It's okay, Blaine. He'll probably snuggle with Finn." Kurt purred and licked at Blaines mouth and went to climb on top of him, when...
"Hey guys, whatcha doing?" Sebastian asked, poking his head into the little bed/club house for Blaine.
"Go away, we're busy!" Kurt fumed.
"Yeah we're busy!" Blaine agreed, and continued to lick all over Kurt, until his lick became lower and lower and Kurt stopped Blaine from going further down.
"Blaine, go play with Sebastian." Blaine whined. "He's not gonna stop bothering us until you do."
"Okay." Blaine whimpered and got off the bed.
"Then when it's nap time, you can come back here and we can finish." Kurt whispered in his ear as he left. And at that Blaines tail wagged all day until nap time.
I have no idea how that ending happened.
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