Why Dark Ace Became a Cyclonian: the Ridiculous Way
Part 1
It was the dreadful day when Aerrow's dad, who supposedly has the name "Lightning Stirke", and a young boy named Ace got into a terrible fight when preparing "the battle of all battles".
"It's not fair!" Ace whined. "I want to lead the battle!" The other members of his squadron, the Storm Hawks, were trying to let him off gently.
"You are too young, Ace," a Storm Hawk said soothingly.
"Maybe you can lead another smaller battle next time," another suggested. "But for now, Lightning Strike leads this battle."
Without another word, Ace dutifully jumped onto Lightning Strike's skimmer and the two flew off to fight Cyclonians. "Here they come!" Lightning Strike called out. The other Sky Knights and their squadrons followed closely behind him.
Lightning Strike took out his weapons and yelled, "Attack!" Excited, young Ace took out his weapon, an energy blade. He was just about to wipe out an entire army of Cyclonians in his way when a very thin, attractive girl with long, spaghetti-blond hair emerged from the angry troops of Talons. Stunned, Ace lowered his weapon.
The attractive girl blew Ace a kiss with her juicy, red lips. "Ace," she said sweetly, tossing him a shiny red crystal. "You look sooooo hot." The girl paused to flutter her glittery eyelashes before continuing. "But, you'll look sooooo much more hotter as a Cyclonian. Why don't you join?" She flashed out her metallic silver nails after speaking the last sentence. Ace was blinded momentarily by the light while some very unfond memories played in his head.
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"Oh, Ace!" one of the Storm Hawks cried out. "Eat your vegetables!" Ace frowned at the greenish-brown lumps that sat on his plate. They looked like undigested cow manure and smelled like it, too. Unsatisfied, Ace pushed his plate aside. "Do I have to?" he whined.
~MORE! MORE!~
Ace was left sitting in the condor, turning his glance to the outdoors every now and then. The Storm Hawks were in the middle of an intensive battle. Oh, how I wish I were out there! He thought wonderously. But instead, I have to stay here and do my math homework! He stared at the math problems with a gloomy look on his face. "Stupid fractions," he grumbled.
Just when Ace thought his problems were bad enough, they were only about to get worse.
"Ace!" Lightning Strike called. "Will you fix my skimmer for me while I go and shave?" The young Ace reluctantly followed the Sky Knight's command.
"Ace!" another member of the Storm Hawks called out. "Don't forget to brush!"
"But I did brush!" Ace whined, walking onto the bridge.
"But I meant your hair," the Storm Hawk said, pointing to Ace's messy hair-do.
~MORE! MORE!~
"Ace!" one of the Storm Hawks called. "Wash the dishes!"
"Ace!" another called. "Scrub the floors!"
"Wear deodorant!"
"Clean the toilets!"
It was finally at Thanksgiving when the whole nagging situation was unbearable.
"Ace!" Lightning Strike called. "Would you be so kind as to put the turkey in the oven for me?"
Without waiting for a response, Lightning Strike placed the white-pink meat in Ace's hands. Before Lightning Strike could leave to do his other so-called duties, Ace could not handle it anymore. He threw the turkey onto the floor and stomped his feet. "No!" he screamed loudly so his entire crew could hear. "I'm a VEGETARIAN!"
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Suddenly, Ace had snapped back to reality. All eyes were on him. It was only then had he realized he had yelled this in reality.
At that moment, Ace comprehended what this strange phenomenon was meant to be. His destiny was within Cyclonia. He could feel it!
With a new surge of power felt within him, Ace took out his weapon and knocked the Lightning Strike off his skimmer. Afterwards, he placed the red crystal from the girl into his weapon. A bright light shone through all of Cyclonia. In the air, he made a slashing motion that sent a wave of red light to knock out all the Sky Knights, whose weapons, pots and pans were no match for.
Satisfied, Ace travelled to Cyclonia, became known as the Dark Ace and the rest is, well, history!
