Hmm…does no one like this fic? I wonder…Disclaimer: The same as last disclaimer


Half an hour later, the 16 contestants were at the Dock of Shame with Chris, awaiting their first torture…err, I mean, challenge.

"Alright campers, here's the deal. As you may remember, last time we had the contestants jump off a cliff into an ocean. But this time, we have something else in mind." Chris held up a picture of a creature that was quite obviously Chef in a bunny suit. "This is FrankenBunny, a diabolical creation made by Dr. Sciencestine. He's escaped and is roaming around the island. Dr. Sciencestine has offered a reward to whomever catches FrankenBunny first: Immunity for your team. Whichever does NOT bring in the bunny will be forced to vote somebody off tonight around the campfire. Oh, and Dr. Sciencestine wants FrankenBunny alive. So, no guns."

Everyone looked over to Shadow the Hedgehog and Fang the Sniper. Shadow glared at them for a while, and finally dropped two 9 millimeter handguns on the dirt.

Meanwhile, Fang dropped a 50 cal. sniper rifle, three hand grenades, GPS Guided Javelin Rocket Launcher, five handguns, two magnums, an RPG, a SMG, a Desert Eagle, four Uzis…and he just kept digging more and more stuff out of his pockets.

Fang finally looked up with a sheepish grin and admitted, "Uh, you blokes might wanna start without me. I could be awhile."

Chris nodded with his award-winning smile and rubbed his hands together. "OK, campers. Begin."

Sonic and Shadow zoomed away at top speed, the rest of the campers following at a more leisurely pace.


"The mighty hunter stalks his prey," Sonic whispered to himself. He and Shadow had split up once they'd gotten into the woods, so Sonic was all alone. Personally, the blue blur was having a blast. He'd only been here for half an hour, and already he was completely lost in a spooky forest hunting down a killer bunny rabbit who could rip his head off. Awesome!

Sonic pulled back some branches and walked through. However, he let go too soon and the branches snapped back and whacked him on the back of the head. Sonic stumbled to the ground, unconscious as Chef—err, I mean, FrankenBunny, hopped right over him and continued on his merry way.


Meanwhile, Eggman and Bean had inevitably gone with each other. That had been happenstance; a rather unfortunate one as far as Eggman was concerned.

"I bet when we find him he'll rip off our heads with his bucked teeth, like that weird kid who ripped off bottle caps back in those 50's shows. And then he'll drink our intestines like a fizzy drink!" Bean said happily.

Eggman made a disgusting face at the thought. "Don't you ever shut up?" he asked.

"I don't know. I'll ask me later," Bean replied.

Eggman rolled his eyes and stepped on something, that, surprisingly, recoiled and hissed. It was a giant anaconda!

"What the…anacondas aren't indigenous to this part of the world!" Eggman gasped, his eyes bugging out at the size of the creature. "And even if they were, they never grow to that size!"


Back at the camp, Chris was watching the action in a comfy chair. He took a sip of his pepsi cola and said, "That was a lot of paper mache, but it was SOOOO worth it."


Back in the woods, Eggman screamed like a little girl and took off. The anaconda shrieked like a banshee and reached down, grabbing Bean with his mouth and flinging the laughing duck into the air. Bean landed on the anaconda's head. Once there, he started tap-dancing, as the anaconda realized that he couldn't reach his meal. The anaconda started spinning around and around, trying to eat Bean, who continued to laugh like the psycho he was.


Black Doom and Shadow, both completely lost, stumbled into the same clearing at the same time. The two locked eyes and stared each other down.

Black Doom cleared his throat and said, "So, at last you come to me, as I knew you would."

"I stopped you once, I'll do it again," Shadow said, charging up Chaos Spears.

"Don't be a fool. Together we could destroy the pathetic humans and take control. Join me, and we will rule the galaxy as father and son!" Black Doom said enticingly, raising his arm out to Shadow.

"I'll never join you," Shadow snapped. "You're not my father!"

"Oh, but I AM your father," Black Doom said, handing Shadow a record of his creation. "See?"

Shadow looked at the certificate and his eyes widened. "NO!" he screamed in horror. "NO!...wait, this was made in Dakota at the Fake Birth Certificate Gazebo, you liar!"

"Hey, fake certificates are certificates, too!" Black Doom said defensively.


Back at the campsite, Chris was grinning big. "Family quarrels make for great TV, dudes."


Amy was cautiously creeping around the woods, her Piko Piko hammer prepped and ready to go. She was more than a little tense; she was downright terrified.

She stepped forward and fell into a bottomless pit. "Oomph!" she said as she hit the bottom. She rubbed the back of her neck and looked around. It was just big enough for her and a big sign that read, 'Bottomless pit. Don't fall in.'

"Shouldn't that sign be at the top of the pit?" Amy wondered. Then she shrieked as thousands of bugs started crawling around her. Amy started smashing them as fast as she could with her hammer…


"Pasta Power!" Mario gave his war cry as he jumped out at FrankenBunny, taking the fiend by surprise. The next thing Mario knew, FrankenBunny pulled out a machete and started trying to gut him with it. Mario screamed and ran all the way to the Dock of Shame, where he dived into the Boat of Losers. FrankenBunny threw the machete away and hopped back to the woods.


Scourge and Ix were walking around the woods. They were presumably looking for FrankenBunny, but they seemed to be doing more Sonic bashing than looking.

"I hate him so much, my hatred hates him," Scourge said.

"Is that so? Well, I despise him so much, I wouldn't spit on him if he was on fire."

"I wish I could kick him in the face," Scourge continued.

"I wish I could—" Ix tripped over something and fell with an "Oomph!" He twirled over to see what it was and—surprise, surprise—found he'd tripped over an unconscious Sonic!

Ix and Scourge looked at each other and gave wicked smiles, evil villain thoughts already rising in their heads.


Vector was so busy listening to his music he never even realized that a challenge was going on.


Espio was camouflaged as he quietly snuck up on FrankenBunny, who appeared to be grazing. The ninja quietly reached the bunny's side and pinched a nerve ending. FrankenBunny collapsed, unconscious, and Espio dragged him back to camp.

"We have a winner!" Chris cheered as Espio handed him FrankenBunny. "Sonic Heroes win the first challenge, so they get immunity. Sorry, Villains, looks like I'll see you at the elimination campfire."

Most of the villains grumbled, except Bean, who was still happily riding his anaconda, and Fang, who was still pulling weapons out of his pockets.


*Toilet Cam*

Eggman POV

"I can't believe we lost AGAIN. This is all Fang's fault. If not for his stupid obsession with weapons, he could have helped us win!"

Sonic's POV

"Well, duh, of course we won," The hedgehog looked different, but perhaps that was because he'd been beaten up and then tarred and feathered. "We always win. You can't beat da hedgehawg!"

Fang's POV

"I can't help it if I have guns! I'm Fang the Sniper. I have guns. If I was Fang the Lollipopper, I'd have lollipops."

Black Doom's POV

"Curse you, Son!"

Shadow's POV

"No, I'm NOT Black Doom's son! I never was and I never will be!"


The elimination campfire ceremony. The Sonic Villains were all sitting on the stumps, while Chris held a bunch of marshmallows.

"In my hands I hold the Marshmallows of Safety. There are 8 of you, and only 7 marshmallows. When I call your name, you come get your marshmallow. If I don't call your name, you must walk the Dock of Shame, get in the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can't come back. Ever. Let us begin. Eggman."

Eggman smirked and walked up to get his marshmallow.

"Black Doom."

The alien tyrant grabbed his marshmallow.

"Scourge."

The hedgehog cheered quietly and grabbed a marshmallow.

"Ix."

Looking pleased, the echidna grabbed a marshmallow.

"Mephiles."

Mephiles smirked, taking a marshmallow.

"Metal Sonic."

If he could, Metal Sonic would have looked sad at having to stay, but he nevertheless took his marshmallow.

"I have only one marshmallow left. There are two of you left."

Fang looked at Bean worriedly. Bean was inspecting his toenails.

"And the last marshmallow of the night goes to…Bean. Come get your marshmallow."

Bean grabbed the last marshmallow as Fang gasped in shock.

"Sorry, Fang. The campers have spoken. You must go."


*Toilet Cam*

Fang's Last POV

"I can't believe they voted ME off! Mephiles and Metal Sonic didn't help in the last challenge, either! I know for a fact that they stayed behind and TP'd the mess hall."


Fang numbly got up and walked across the Dock of Shame and climbed into the Boat of Losers, and it started off.

"One of you is gone. There are 15 contestants left. That means there are going to be a lot more losers before this is all over. Who will walk the Dock of Shame, and who will win? Find out on Total Sonic Island," Chris said, as the camera faded out.


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