The Mythbusters meet Kim Possible
Chapter 2
By Captainkodak1

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Just a little note. One of the cast on Mythbusters is never seen. That is the announcer whose quips and jokes really make the show. It wouldn't be right not to have him in the story. When he speaks it will look like this. This is Mythbusters. I hope you enjoy the story.

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"Please don't try anything you are about to see us to at home."

"Ever!"

On tonight's show, we have some rather comedic and nearly disastrous results as our Teen heroes and their hairless rodent Rufus help Adam, Jaime and the rest of the Mythbusters team explore some of the myths the two teens created. The team will put several of the gadgets and myths of Team Possible to the test. Find out in a high flying, hair drying grappling climbing episode to see if a hair dryer could be designed to help you climb a building. Then join with them as they test a rocket powered car. These are just a couple of the myths they will be testing. Will M5 ever be the same? Join us to see.

Who are the Mythbusters? Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. Between them more than thirty years of special effects experience. Joining them Grant Imahara, Tori Belleci, and Kari Byron. They don't just tell the myths; they put them to the test.

Adam, Jamie, Grant, Tori and Kari all stood around the main planning table at M5. Adam looked around at the team.

"Well recently, we did a show on superhero myths. We were able to test a few of them; like the gadgets, changing in a phone booth and a few other things. Well, we decided to try some again and a few more. But this time we invited two well known heroes. We invited Team Possible to be on the show. Come on in Kim and Ron."

The camera slewed around to catch Kim standing in the top of M5. She fired her hairdryer grapple at a beam above the team. She pulled the line tight and swung down to land in front of the table. She flipped her hair out of her face and smiled.

"Hi everyone."

Jamie looked around.

"Uhhh… Kim… where's Ron?"

Kim smiled.

"Oh he'll show up in his own way."

"Hi, KP. Everybody ready to go?"

Grant and Tori jumped to each side as Ron seemed to appear between the two of them. Tori looked Ron up and down.

"How did you do that?"

Ron just smiled.

"Hey, it's just a thing the Ron-Man can do."

Jamie looked around.

"Well, now that we are all here let's what myths we can bust. Since Adam and I did work on the grapple shooter and climber the first time we will work with Kim on that."

Grant nodded.

"And since we have also tried the rocket car and the flying pack before Tori, Kari and I will work with Ron on those."

Rufus popped out of Ron's pocket and jumped in the middle of the table. Kim patted him on the head.

"Rufus, you can be the official Mythbusters mascot."

Rufus nodded and grinned. He threw his hands up in the air.

"BOOOMMM!"

Kari stepped back as she looked down at him.

"That is a freaky thing."

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Adam and Jamie were at a table at M5 working with the devices that they had used in the superhero episode. Jamie had his climbing machine and Adam had his cable launcher. Kim walked up and pulled out her hair dryer grapple.

"Would either of you like to try it?"

Adam jumped up and down raising his hand.

"Oh, Oh. Me. Me."

Jamie shook his head.

"Give him a new gadget and he regresses to the age of six."

Adam turned around.

"I do not."

"Do too."

"Do not"

"Do too."

Kim rolled her eyes.

"Ron warned me that this might happen. OK Mr. Adam, since you raised your hand you get to go first."

Kim handed him the device.

"Okay, just hold the grip. Aim at what you want to climb up on and pull the trigger. I normally try to get the grapple to wrap around something. The spikes will go into most things but I trust it more when it grabs onto something."

Adam held the grapple gun and examined the spikes closely.

"That was one thing that we could not get to work. The nail in my device would not drive the nail in good enough."

Kim nodded.

"I watched that episode with Ron the other night so I could be familiar with the show. I had an idea but I had Wade confirm it for me."

Kim picked up Adam device to shoot a nail into the wall.

"You had the right idea, just not enough power. When you fired this into the wall and the rifle cartridge fired. It would push the device from the wall instead of the nail into the wall. There was not enough kinetic energy in your device to hold it against the wall while the nail was pushed into the concrete."

Jamie and Adam looked at each other, and then back at Kim.

"Who's Wade?"

Kim tapped her Kimmunicator on her wrist.

"Wade's our backup, communication and all around genius. He designed my grapple. It can stick in concrete or stick to steel. Wood is no problem."

Adam stepped to a clear aisle in M5 and aimed at a steel girder in the ceiling. He pulled the trigger and the grapple hissed out and wrapped around the girder. Jamie stood up and held up his hand.

"Hold on a minute. Let's get some safety gear on you. Kim does this all the time and you don't. We can't have you breaking something."

Jamie pulled out the safety belts and rigged a safety line to Adam. A lift was used to tie off the line to the girder in the ceiling. Adam pressed the button on the grip and the motor whirred.

"Yiiiiiiiiii….."

The motor pulled him straight up to the ceiling. He stopped and dangled there for a moment.

"Ok. Now how to you get down."

Kim crossed her arms as she looked up at him.

"Well, normally by now I would have jumped into the rafters and climbed across the ceiling. Or I would be jumping between the rafter and beams fighting various goons and dodging lasers. Or I would swing up and at the top of the swing use the momentum to hurl myself to the other side of the room."

Adam looked down at Kim.

"Miss Possible, you lead an interesting life. Now since none of those things I can do. How do I get down?"

Kim smiled.

"There is a slide switch on the side of the grappler. Pull it back from its present position and it will reverse the motor. Then just press the button and it will lower you to the floor. The switch just reverses the polarity connections of the battery and reverses the motor."

Adam began to descend as the motor whirred again. Soon he was standing on the floor. Jamie let go of the safety rope and walked over.

"Now I know how to reverse my climbing motor. A simple switch would reverse it. Now it looks like a hair dryer but does it work like a hairdryer?"

Kim took the line off the device and flipped another switch. The hairdryer roared to life as she directed it into her hair. She let it blow for a minute as she brushed it into place. Snapping the switch off, she holstered it.

Jamie shook his head.

"I think that is way beyond what we could make. Anything we could come up with would take a backpack to carry. You think we could bring out our old flyer?"

Adam nodded. "Maybe so. Let's get it out of storage and gas it up. Kim, do you feel like a test flight?"

Kim shrugged her shoulders.

"Well, I say I can do anything, so let's give it a try."

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Grant, Tori and Kari pushed the old VW into the workspace at M5. Ron steered as they pushed it to a stop. When Ron pushed open the door it fell off in his hands. It crashed to the floor.

"I am so glad that is already busted because I sure could not pay for that. The last time KP and I went looking for a car, at least one that works, I told her it would take everything she had and even then she would have to sell a kidney."

Tori wiped his hands.

"How did she get her car?"

Ron winced. "That's a long story, let's just say that Kim's brothers tricked out the car so we could take on Motor Ed."

Grant smiled. "Motor Ed? The big engine mechanic nut? What did he have that you needed a supercar to catch him?"

Ron leaned against the VW.

"Well, Ed decided to build the ultimate cruise car, so he stole the engines off of one of Kim's dad's space rockets and put them on the car. We finally chased him down and put him out of business."

Kari stammered a bit.

"Your car chased down another car that had rocket engines."

Ron nodded. "Yep, of course that was after Kim learned to control her car. That was just after Rufus learned how to eat a Naco in zero g."

"Zero G? and what is a Naco?" The three said together.

Ron grinned. "Yeah, the first time we tried the engines we ended up in orbit. The Naco is the greatest food known to man. I brought one for lunch. I'll share."

Ron turned his head and saw Buster sitting on a bench. "Buster!!"

Ron stepped over and took a seat next to Buster. He put his arm over Buster's shoulders and put Buster's arm over his shoulders.

"Anyone notice a family resemblance?"

"Hey guys, grab the camera out of my backpack and take a picture. Buster is my hero. He takes everything you through him into and keeps coming back."

Grant opened the outside pocket and pulled out a digital camera. He aimed the camera and started to take a picture. Ron's eyes grew wide.

"Dude wait a ……"

Grant pressed the shutter button and a laser shoot out and nearly parted Ron's hair as he ducked. Grant stood still for a moment the looked at the front of the camera. Ron came over and took the camera.

"Sorry about that. This is a mission camera. It does take pictures but you have to push another button. If you push the regular button it…."

"fires a laser." Grant finished. "That is awesome. How powerful is the laser?"

Ron shrugged. "It can cut through a steel door. Kim has a lipstick laser."

Kari perked up. "Lipstick laser."

Ron nodded. "Yeah, it looks like regular lipstick but it's a powerful laser."

Ron put the camera back in his bag. "Now how can I help you guys?"

Tori put his arm around Ron's shoulder. "Do you think you could drive the rocket car when we get it ready?"

Ron's face split into a grin. "Sure, I've driven Kim's car at hyper speed no problem."

"No problem? He doesn't know the Mythbusters very well does he? He is either very brave or has a brain like Buster."

Tori helped Ron over to the car and handed him a hammer and a pair of goggles.

"Well, you can help us get started by busting out the windshield."

Ron grinned as he put on the goggles.

"I always wanted to do that."

Ron hit the windshield with the hammer. The glass of the windshield starred with the blow. He pulled back on the hammer and swung again. The next blow popped the windshield out and sent the hammer flying out of his hand. The hammer sailed through the car, out the rear window, out of M5 and bashed into the Kim's car sitting out in the street next to M5. Ron winced.

"ohhhh. My bad."

He walked out and picked up the hammer. Grant knelt and ran his hand over the area where the hammer hit.

"There is not a dent or a scratch. What type of siding is on this car?"

Ron patted the Sloth with his hand.

"Another special addition to the Sloth. The siding can take a hit from an anti-tank missile and all you need to do later is buff it a little. Believe me; it has come in handy several times."

Tori shook his head. "You two lead interesting lives. Well, it's about lunch time. Why don't we take a break and get something to eat?"

Ron put his hand in his pocket.

"Booyah! Time of the Ron-man to introduce you to the Naco."

Ron pulled a set of keys out of his pocket and pushed a button. The Sloth beeped twice and Ron opened the door. He reached into the back sheet and opened a small heating case. Pulling a large bag out, he closed the case. He then reached into a small ice chest and pulled out a plastic container and put it in his pocket. Then he closed the door of the Sloth. Pressing the button on the key fob again, the Sloth beeped twice again. He held up the bag to show the others.

"Behold the Naco; The Nacho and the Taco join together in a culinary masterpiece."

"Sounds like gastrointestinal suicide to me. But what could be worse than Jamie's chili?"

Jamie and Adam were eating with Kim on the main table. Kim had her salad from Bueno Nacho and rolled her eyes as Ron walked up with his bag. Jamie and Adam watched with interest as Ron opened the greasy bag and unfolded the Naco. Adam stepped over to take a good look.

"W-h-a-t is t-h-a-t?"

Ron grinned and gestured toward his lunch.

"This is my creation for the Bueno Nacho Company. The Naco, nachos and the Taco combined."

Tori, Grant and Kari joined the rest of them with their lunches as Ron reached into his pocket and pulled a plastic container out. Inside the container was an unknown substance that Ron spread out over his Naco. Tori sniffed the air.

"Is that a hot sauce?"

Ron nodded.

"Yeah, sometimes I like to use the Diablo sauce from Bueno Nacho but today I am using some of my own sauce."

Kim stood up.

"Ron what have I warned you about that. You know what…."

Ron spread the sauce over the Naco and took a large bite.

"It's okay KP. I got it under control."

Tori stepped over and picked up a piece of the Naco.

"May I?"

Ron nodded.

"Sure dude, but do you think you can handle the sauce? It's pretty hot."

Tori took a look at Ron as he ate his lunch.

"Well, it doesn't seem to be bothering you any. And when we had the hot sauce myth to bust they had to make my sauce hotter. I think I can handle it."

Kim stood up. "Uhh, Mr. Tori. I don't think you ….."

Before Kim could say anything else Tori took a huge bite of the Naco that was covered in Ron's sauce. He chewed twice and stopped. Sweat started to pop out all over his face which began to turn rapidly red. He forced himself to swallow, then ran for the refrigerator. Pulling a gallon of milk out he began to gulp it down. After drinking a large portion of the gallon of milk, he looked at Ron and gasped.

"What was in that?"

Ron shrugged his shoulders.

"It's a sauce of my own creation. They have it at some of the Bueno Nachos around but you have to sign a disclaimer to use any. It's a mixture of Habanero, Thai and Serrano peppers. You okay there dude."

For this cooking lesson, Tori will need another gallon of milk, and its safety masks all around. So…just like gumbo night at Adam's.

Adam stepped over and took a whiff. He jerked his head back as he eyes started to water.

"Wow, could you or Kim fix me up a batch of that."

Ron giggled a little. "Kim cook? You do want trouble."

"The Mythbusters have had several disasters on the show but allowing Kim into the kitchen may be more that even Adam and Jamie can handle."

Kim sauntered over to Ron to stand in front of him. She gently caressed his chest, and then his cheek.

"Ronnie, what were some of the things we promised each other we would never bring up?"

Ron stared back into Kim's eyes.

"uhhhh… me spending the week with Yori?"

Kim shook her head.

"uhhhh…. What the tweebs did to you underwear…."

Kim slapped her hand over his mouth.

"Roonnnnnieeee?"

Ron smiled.

"Your cooking skills?"

Kim smiled gently and nodded.

"And what happens if one of us breaks their word?"

Ron looked around the room as the Mythbusters crew looked on.

"KP, not here. Please. We can take care of that at the hotel tonight. OK?"

Kim nodded and rising on her toes gave him a slight kiss.

"Just remember. Now I have to go to the car for a minute. I need the keys."

Kim put her hand in his pocket and slowly took out the keys.

"I'll be back in a minute." She stepped around Ron and headed out to the car.

Ron slumped a bit. Rufus stood off to the side with his arms crossed looking at Ron.

Ron nodded at Rufus.

"Rufus buddy. I think I just proved two myths of Team Possible."

Kari looked out as Kim left the building, then back at Ron.

"What is that?"

Ron wiped his brow.

"That Ron Stoppable can put his foot in his mouth in a big way and Kim Possible has a temper."

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Well folks, I'll leave it at that for now. They tested the grapple gun and short of making a missile out of it they can't make one. I am sure between the rocket car, the laser lipstick, the jetpacks and the tests to see if Ron is more resilient than Buster will fill the show nicely. They are on lunch break right now while Tori regains the feeling in his mouth and throat. Stay tuned for the next installment of The Mythbusters meet Team Possible.