Disclaimer: I don't own them, I'm just borrowing. I'll return them only slightly tramatized.
Last Time
Holding out the invitation, Ron takes a deep calming breath as Harry covers his ears. Not a second later two high pitched screeches echo off the walls as Harry's sisters come running down the stairs.
bobbi; and so the story continues.
draco; why must you make us suffer?
bobbi; cuz it's FUN!!
Part 2
Reaching the ground floor, the sound of heels clack across the newly polished marble. A scream is heard as both Lucious and Bellatrix fall on their butts.
Snape laughs under his breath as Fred & George fall over laughing
bobbi; stop it or else! gives evil glare
Snickering beneath his hand, Harry opens the door all the way to show their guest the beautiful veiw
"Why are you running down the stairs in your new heels?" Voldemort gracefully desends the stairs with a annoyed look on his face.
lucious; why the hell am i in heels?
bobbi; cuz your playing a stepsister, thats why.
hagrid; why is that slimy git the one ter walk all smooth like?
bobbi; cuz i like having all my body parts attached, and i so don't want harry yelling at me cuz he accidently saw voldy's panties.
harry; Oh GOD!! NOOOOO!! it was bad enough that i had to see their's, i'll probly go blind if i saw his!!
sirius; how do you think your dad died in this story?
ron; why would he marry him in the first place?!
Sirius & Remus look at each other
sirius & remus; he was drunk?
bobbi; ok this is getting stupid!! on with the story!!
"Sorry , we were just trying on our new outfits when we heard that the prince was going to have a ball" Bellatrix smiled sweetly as Lucious gave Harry a death glare, mouthing the words 'you will pay for the panty comment.'
"The prince may have a ball, but that does not give you the right to act like idiotic BEEP peasents."
voldemort; why is there a beep in place of the word muggle?
bobbi; cuz when you say it, it's a curse word. and all swearing shall be edited out, got it BEEP!?
all yell; yes ma'am!
bobbi; what did you call me?!
the sound of crickets passes by
bobbi; thats what i thought. now on with the story.
"We're sorry mother." Lucious and Bellatrix say in unison, while smiling sweetly to their mother.
voldemort; either of you ever call me that again and i will..
bobbi; you'll what? taps foot while glaring menancingly
Voldemort pales slightly
bobbi; thats what i thought, shall we continue?
all nod their head
"It's alright, just don't do it again dears." Voldemort said, looking endearingly towards her dauthers. 'please don't kill us lord, she is making us do this.' Bellatrix whispered while glaring at Bobbi.
bobbi; all right thats it, i'm starting a new story. and i shall make you all suffer!!
draco; what could be worse then this?
bobbi; the story will be harry as a girl Harry looks close to tears and will have EVERYONE fall in lust with her!!
the sound of crickets passes by again
bobbi; and voldemort has draco seduce the female harry, but when he fails the dark lord molests him!!
Draco looks horror-struck, Lucious turns green
Pixi; Oooh, Shota!! Yay, more YAOI!!
bobbi; what the hell?! get back in the box! this isn't Neko Love!! get back here!!
Bobbi chases Pixi around backstage
ron; does this mean we're off the hook?
bobbi; from backstage don't think i'm finished yet. the story will go on once i capture her and return.
Pixi; also from backstage you'll never catch me, hahaha!!
To Be continued
