A/N: Considering I'm in the lab today, this one is highly appropriate :P *giggles*
Feb 2
"I am still waiting for something really wonderful to happen." - Woman celebrating her 100th birthday.
"Aren't you just a little bit worried, boss?" Tony asked as the team rode the elevator down to the garage.
"Abby calls us down to see her all the time." McGee reminded him.
"Not to the garage though. That usually warrants a demonstration. And considering the nature of Officer Morrison's death, I'm a little worried. Aren't you worried?"
A headslap silenced him.
The doors opened seconds later to an empty garage. Empty that is, except for the mattress and the Goth sitting on it.
"Where have you guys been? I've been waiting for ages. I can't believe I figured this out. Well, I can because if I hadn't, I wouldn't be me, but seriously, this was a weird one."
"Abby."
"Right, sorry. I need two volunteers."
Tony pushed McGee forward, but it wasn't necessary. Abby grabbed them both by the cuff of their shirts, pulling them over to the mattress. "Oh no, Abby, you are not using me to-"
"Relax DiNozzo." Gibbs smiled, working out exactly what the scientist had planned. "It won't kill you."
"Abby, you can't be serious."
"I always thought that you and Tim made a cute couple." She teased, showing them where they needed to be. "And anyway, you're both the closest to the weight of Officers Morrison and West."
Ziva snuck her cell phone from her pocket, snapping a picture as Tony did as he had been ordered from Abby; to straddle McGee.
"This is by far the most humiliating moment of my life."
"Even more than kissing a transvestite?"
"McGee, I still have a gun holstered to my belt. I will use it."
"You can't, it'll set off the explosives in the mattress!" Abby screeched. McGee went white. "I'm still waiting for something to happen!"
"I don't get paid enough for this." Tony mumbled, shaking his head and gritting his teeth in anticipation for the imminent propelling he knew would send him across the room in a minute or so.
Whoever said science was fun had lied.
