A/N: Yes, I'm using this to comment on that one person and that one story. Sue me. I gave him the original idea in the first place as a guest review though cause he blocked me.

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They agreed to go on a date tomorrow.

Today:

Nick is complaining about a lunatic completely mucking up his favorite website's search results. He does note at least the lunatic's stories seems to be deleted frequently over and over. At least, they aren't rated properly.

Nick decides to read the story the lunatic raves about. He agrees with the lunatic. He is portrayed completely wrong. He decides to call Judy, "There's this massively popular story and I am portrayed completely wrong."

Judy responds, "What's the matter? I see nothing wrong with the portrayal. I'll admit it's a strange fantasy to have."

"Red foxes mate for life. This is completely wrong, I find it highly objectionable." Nick raves and rants on and on about this story over and over.

"I thought we had a date tonight, are you saying you don't want one with me anymore? You seem awfully upset right now."

"Fine, we'll go on a date." Nick grudging concedes. His tone is clearly disturbed by what he read. They choose a restaurant and agree to meet at eight.

After the date.

Nick calls Judy. Nick is upset with Judy, "Carrots, what the hell? You didn't even show up. I find some doe at the restaurant we picked instead calming to be my date instead."

Judy replies, "How much do you know about rabbits? and rabbit courtship customs?"

"Not much, not much at all."

"Well go look it up! I can't believe you broke a sacred tradition!"

Nick is confused about Judy's behavior he didn't understand at all. He decides to read up on rabbit courtship customs. What he found was unexpected. The buck proposes to the doe first. If the doe agrees, the doe finds another doe for the buck to date. Depending on that doe's feedback, the first doe then decides if a real date is merited. That is why, many bucks end up with harems because they take two instead of just one. A doe never dates his actual date first, only a friend's.

Nick calls Judy again, "Why didn't you tell me?"

Judy replies, "You were so mad about a story that you read."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"The only flaw the author made was instead of writing your mating preferences as a fox. He wrote it as something that's a cross between the two of us. Bucks usually have harems because of the traditions we hold. Frequently, the buck likes the first doe and wants both. Rabbits do not mate for life either. It's usually tradition for the buck to always have two. That's how we're so good at multiplying. My family is not really traditional but this is one tradition I want to follow. Can you try? Try again but for me."

"I'll try Carrots."

"One more thing, I know you like to do research and all but please don't let the fantasies of others take over our life. Please, change, change for me."

Nick goes on a date with Judy's friend. The experience was rather memorable. It was a lively date. Now, now he wanted both but what about fox tradition? He calls Judy again, "I dated your friend… I'm sad to say I like her… it feels so wrong."

Judy replies, "There's nothing wrong Nick. Our species traditions don't mix. One of them will be broken if we want to be together. I won the first round. I think we should indulge in mine."

"But, what about tradition and everything? Don't they matter at all?"

"Nick, you were a fox that wanted to be different. Your dream long ago was to join the junior ranger scouts. Prey bullied you back then. Only then did you try being a fox again. You aren't a traditional fox. You're breaking traditions anyway because you're dating me a rabbit. Why don't we break one more? You already like my friend. I don't mind at all."

Judy ends up talking Nick into giving rabbit traditions a chance. The next day, Nick has a date with two bunnies.


A/N: This, will probably make that person even more angry. Whatever, fanfic related inspiration. Enjoy. Review if you want.