I feel like past me was a mmucho happier person.
[past me –] mmm yup if you actually did decide to read the second chapter... you're amazing and beautifully stunning, your eyes are like beautiful sunsets, your hair glimmers when light hits it as it cascades from your finely structured angelic face. Your skin is like silk. Gary would like to say he loves you.
Thank you. XD
Sorry for spelling mistakes blah …
Anyway let's check back up on Velma Melons who's in quite a predicament.
There was total silence, nothing but my heart pounding. I felt extremely cold like what I expected a dying person would feel like. I opened my eyes that I had closed when I kicked him. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) I hadn't kicked Gary in his… well baby maker but had instead only managed to kick his shin. Hey remember when I said I can't even do a push-up? Well apparently my foot can't even extend high enough to kick someone's balls. Curse my weak body. I slowly looked up to engage his reaction. He had a slightly confused look but also angry like didthatbitchdowhatIthinkshedid look. He gave me that look. Staring directly. At me. I was knee deep in shit wasn't I? "Hahahah!" Confused I looked at the person laughing. Jimmy. Jimmy was laughing at me. "Shut up Jimmy!" Gary said turning his full attention toward Jimmy, finally taking his hands of my ladies. Great! I decided now was the perfect time to get away from the collar popped baboons.
I started running as fast as I could, which is probably as fast as a turtle on cocaine or something slowish like that toward the girl's dorm. I knew I should have worked out more. Fuck you video games! Still that was the most action I had gotten in my entire 15 years of existence. I've never even talked to a boy more than small talk, and now these ruffians had even gotten to second base or was it first? Bah! Why do I always ask these questions to myself like someone is going to answer…?
~Gary's POV~
That little bitch. The kick was weak, but it certainly didn't make up for the fact she tried to hurt me. She'll pay for it. However she could be useful after all she looks so …. "Jimmy come on."
~ Velma's POV~
Well shit. I can hear foot steps behind me, that's them isn't it. Are they getting closer? OH LORD NO. Momma I love you, I thought looking up ready to ascend to heaven or maybe even hell. Surely I was dead right? Gary had caught up to me with Jimmy shortly behind. Gary caught me by the waist. All I could think about was getting out of there though. "Hah I caught you midget, I'm just trying to be your friend you know." He snarled. I dangled my body like wet noodle. Just as I thought my body started to slip from his strong grasp, my breast wouldn't go past his arms. Of. Fucking. Course. Now he's holding me right under my boobs. Who's ever writing my life story is sure having fun. Curse you Creator! My face felt hot a blush spread across my face, but then that's when I saw it.
He was crumpling my beautiful uniform. My Pride and Joy was being smothered! "NOO! Stop okay? I'm sorry." I yelled thrashing about. Gary let go, straight on the ground I fell. I picked myself up smoothed my shirt out and patted my skirt . Angry I looked at him ready to tell him off when he grabbed my face by my checks. "Don't you ever try to hurt me. Lest I hurt you friend." His face leaned in close to mine so I could feel his warm breath on my lips. Is that orange soda I taste? Besides that Gary was scary. Hmm. Scary Gary… "Okay." I said struggling to move my mouth. "Now let's start over my name is Gary. Yours?" He stuck out his hand. "VELMA MELONS." I replied trying to pronoucate it clearly, I take his hand into my own. Which I must add was bone wrenchingly constricting.
"Your name is Velma Melons? Velma is an ugly name looks like you grew into it, but I think I'll just call you midget." Jimmy stood still just looking us, not sure if he wanted to get involved. "I'm not that ugly" I reply.
"Yeah you think? Jimmy boy what do you think?"
"Look man I don't care, a girls a girl." Jimmy said impatiently.
"Then don't pay attention to the mindless idiot, just take my word for it." Gary said grinning waiting for my reaction. I'm not that ugly right? I mean sure I don't look fascinating. Boys don't pinch my butt where ever I go, my breast aren't large, that's just so… predictable, although it makes romancing easier. No I've convinced my self being not super pretty is okay! If the 1000lb man can get married I can get a boyfriend! I simply smiled and replied, "Okay" making sure to let him know I didn't care what he thought of me. He looked frustrated for a second then it vanished. "Okay come on let me show you around the prison." Prison? We all started walking toward the school. Why am I following them you ask? Scary Gary is fucking scary, I do not have a death wish
We entered the school. There were people scattered about, all of them belonged to an obvious clique, nerds, preps, bullies, jocks. We walked over toward a messy hallway.
"That's Russell. You know, the big ape that almost put you in the hospital."?
'The big ape' came running towards us. Maybe Gary had sent him to beat me up to teach me a lesson. "You're stupid!" Russell said in a slow voice. Perhaps he's "special".
"Watch this." Gary said looking at me. To my surprise Jimmy started apologizing "I don't want any trouble," and even gave him his money. "Kneel before Russell!" Russell said as he jogged away.
"Come on let's break in to his locker and steal something. That'll teach him." Gary said casually. Jimmy ran up to the locker. "No. Wait I want the midget to do it."
"Why." Jimmy and I said at the same time.
"Look do you want me help you guys or what." *sigh* Well thanks for answering the question… I never really did anything bad like stealing so I figured why the hell not. New school new experiences, maybe Gary might even let me leave. Jimmy kindly stepped out of the way and I got to work.
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Wait how the fuck do you do this? The lock just sat there laughing at me. Damn you lock! "Tick tock kid. I'm waiting." Right. There had to be some way to open it. I jiggled it a couple times praying it open annnd … click... This school needs better locks. "I did it!" I smirked looking at Senor scary pants. Gary and Jimmy came to my side to look at my loot.
"Good job kid." That's when a prefect came running in. "You just made a serious mistake!" Gary and Jimmy ran off. Eh? The prefect didn't even look at me.
I supposed that's why Gary wanted me around. I'm invisible. -_-'
But now what? They both ditched me with a stupid hat.
Suddenly an arm was pulled close around my neck like a choke hold I was pulled close to the perp's warm body, and a finger lightly pressed at my head. I froze, it's my first day and my boobs have been violated twice and someone was going to shoot me with their finger. "Bang." A familiar voice said. Gary. Mother Fucking Gary just finger banged me… ugh. "Let me go will you?" I replied careful not to make him angry. His voice rung in my head 'lest I hurt you'. Gary let go. "Come on." We turned the corner and saw Jimmy in the trashcan, which was actually a pretty funny sight to behold considering half of his head was sticking out, though no one seemed to notice. "Hey Jimmy let's go."
We started walking through the hall again when we met an ugly troll mutant. "OH MY GOD!" The troll was either having an orgasm or crying "Let's have some fun with the weird chick Eunice!" Gary said questionably eager like . "He took my chocolate please …get it back." Even without knowing the thief's name Jimmy led on straight to him. "Now watch this." Gary said pulling me close to him like a side hug. A blush spread across my face yet again and I looked down to avoid him seeing. The beast had touched my-my ladies. I twitched grabbing my chest. Gary looked down to see if I was watching.
"What's wrong with your face." Before I could pout Jimmy came out with a giant box of chocolates. "Let's go back." We walked back to Ms. Troll. "Uh wanna make out?" To my surprise Jimmy sensually walked up and her mouth engulfed his face. HIS FACE. They held the kiss for a few moments while me and Gary gagged in the background. Finally after a while they broke contact. "Shesh!" Jimmy regained his breath.
"What the fuck?" Maybe Jimmy really was stupid, but I instantly gained 10 self-confidence points.
"You actually kissed her? Let's go to the caf, I'll show you who's who." Jimmy winked at her and once again we started walking. Gary started talking giving us this whole speech about how everyone was out to hurt everyone, I think Jimmy added a few liners but I totally tuned out. Only catching a few snippets about each group, Gary sounded like a mixture of all of them. I spotted Beatrice and gave her a weak smile mindful Gary was behind me. I did NOT want to drag her into this mess. She looked at me and smiled then looked confused-shocked as Gary patted me and Jimmy on the shoulders and turned away. "Well midget what do you think?"
"Sounds like shit?" There is no way the school was actually that bad. Sure prefects were outa line, bullies were erm bullying, but nobody had actually ever struck me, ever. "Sounds like shit? That's all you can say? Maybe you and Jimmy are both mindless." He laughed. The school bell rung. He's lucky too I totally would have kicked his ass. Yeah I'd kick his ass, I just need to be stronger and maybe my damned foot would reach it. I looked at my schedule while everyone left including the ruffians. I had art first. "YES!" I squealed.
I looked to see if any one heard and of course a boy in a pink shirt had.
The boy smiled and walked up the table I was leaning on. He looked nice. No danger detected. "Hi, names Pete you can call me Petey though." I smiled too this kid was actually pretty cute. "U-um hi my name's Velma."
"Your new here right? Let me see your schedule." I handed him my schedule and a smile danced across his lovely face. Ahhhh. "We have todays class together!" My heart did a flip and I froze. I think I love him. Bah! I always do this, falling for a guy if he's nice to me or smiles at me. But Velma what about Gary? What about him? He reminded me of a Disney super villain. Gary was serious lion lying shit. No way I'd fall for a baboon. Anyway me and Petey walked to class together.
Art class was boring. Drawing a picture of Ms. Phillips. Ugh total bull. Petey helped me draw her though which was lovely. "Hey you should come by to meet some of my friends." I agreed eagerly not really listening. I'm going to have this guy's babies I just know it. We started walking toward his friends hang out. I guess I blanked out and didn't pay attention to my surroundings still in shock a nice boy was talking to me.
I realized something was wrong when I smelled stale underwear. I realized something was wrong when I spotted a certain baboon's scared face. I realized something was wrong when I saw a bald head. Now here I am standing behind a dirty couch with the hooligans staring at me. Scary Gary was grinning and Jimmy looked confused. While Petey introduced us.
Rereading this made me realize how much I suck at writing stories. I'll do my besties to fix up the next chapta though.
