A/N: I found another one! More crack. Real fanfictions later. Possibly. Have fun.
Germany
France
Latvia
England
Russia
America
Italy
Sweden
Austria
Prussia
1) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of night?
Throw a pillow at him and yell that I'm not going training at this hour.
2) 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?
Scream for him to get out. Doesn't everyone when someone comes in?
3) 4 announces they're going to marry 9 tomorrow?
XD What? I think Iggy drank too much last night.
4) 5 cooked you dinner?
Aww~ That's sweet! But there's probably some kind of poison in it, because Russia doesn't know when to call it quits on killing people…no matter how many times I tell myself that he'll change.
5) 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Whisper random Russian words in his ear and watch him freak out. XD
6) 7 suddenly confesses that he's part of your family?
OMG YYYYAAAAAAYYY! Italy is related to me!
7) 8 is in the hospital for some reason?
He probably got hit by Denmark or something…send Finland with flowerds!
8) 9 made fun of your friends?
Yeah…he probably would. He would make fun of us for everything…but we'd laugh right back at him!
9) 10 ignores you all the time?
He's just jealous that I'm more awesome than him! Or annoyed that I keep telling him so. ^ ^
10) Serial killers are hunting you down! What does 1 do?
Protect me! …If I blackmail him first.
11) You're on vacation with 2 when you break you're leg. What does 2 do?
France won't do anything because I'll kill him if he so much as touches me! Ugh…he'd probably make up some romantic crap about a damsel in distress and want to carry me to some hospital or something. But I like I said, I'd rather run a marathon with a broken leg that let him touch me.
12) It's your birthday! What does 3 get you?
Um…flowers?
13) You're stuck in a burning building. What does 4 do?
Be the gentleman he claims to be and try to save me! But by using magic that won't work… -.-
14) You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Russia would encourage me to do it…
15) You're about to marry 10. 1's reaction?
Marry Prussia? Coolios! England's reaction: O.e
16) You get dumped. How does 7 cheer you up?
Make pasta!
17) You compete in a tournament, How does 9 support you?
Scoff at the point of the tournament and complain about how useless and tacky it is. But he'd secretly wish me luck.
18) You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Shrug and go get beer.
19) 1 is all you've dreamed of. Why?
Because I like furry caterpillars! They're so cute and they tickle when they crawl on you – wait? Those are eyebrows?
20) 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love of 9?
France? And Austria? Never tell Austria and "get rid" of France.
21) You're dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
I'm dating Latvia! Well, I am, considering we've dubbed them Latvia and I'm ok with their parents…But, I don't think I'd do so well with Latvia's parents. I don't think they want a 14 year old to date a 17 year old who doesn't eve no Latvian! Except ja and ne.
22) 4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean?
England loves Austria and France loves Austria? It's just another reason for them to fight. I'm rooting for England. At least he has manners and self-control.
23) Will 5 and 6 kiss?
Come on guys, any of you hear of the Cold War? More than just kissing went on there~
24) 6 appears to be a player – breaking many hearts. What do you do?
America the player? I can see that. I'll stick him in the closet with France. He'll never go after someone after that.
25) You get a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Maybe I have pasta in my hair…?
26) 8 thinks they'll never get a date. What do you tell them?
Tell him he needs to lighten up and blink every once in a while.
27) 9 is too shy to face you and sends a love confession by E-mail?
Eh…I don't know Austria…I like the piano, but I hate stingy people.
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
/nosebleed/
29) 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Nothing's happened. I mean, England is a pretty decent guy, and Latvia would scream for help if anything…happened. Maybe they just found alcohol?
30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Possibly.
31) Would 2 trust 5?
Never.
32) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?
England pokes Prussia. Prussia asks what and England states he's bored. Prussia goes to get beer.
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go to school together. What study will they pick?
History, or some military thing.
34) If 6 and 3 cook dinner, what would they make?
America and Latvia…America would shout out McDonald's and Latvia would be too shaken up to argue, so fast food.
35) 7 and 9 apply for what job?
Italy and Austria…cooks or musicians I would guess. Or Abercrombie models!
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut?
I'd think they'd get along. I trust Su-san with scissors, but not Russia.
37) 9 sketches what 6's perfect significant other would look like. Is 9 okay with that?
Austria sketches someone for America? America would not be pleased because Austria would draw them fat.
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they walk. What's their conversation about?
They're just flushed from drinking. Prussia talked him into a drinking after telling him that even Italy could hold more liquor than Austria.
39) 1 accidentally kicks 10?
Prussia stole England's rum. Random argument insures.
40) 2 sent a message to their lover but 9 got it. What happens?
Austria smacks France for being so vulgar.
41) 5 and 6 workout together?
Competition on who can lift more arises. Russia wins.
42) 6 notices they weren't invited to your birthday party?
How did I not invite America! Oh yeah…he's too loud. He'll sulk for a while and bug Iggy, asking if he's still awesome.
43) 7 wins the lottery?
Italy buys as much pasta as he can, and makes a special dinner for Germany to celebrate because he's sweet like that.
44) 8 has a big secret. What is it?
Sweden actually hates dogs.
45) 9 becomes a singer?
Opera maybe? He gets very rich and shoves it all in Switzerland's face.
46) 10 has a daughter?
Constant fights over who's more awesome and who can drink more.
47) What does 1 think of 2?
Germany thinks France is a perverted, wine-eating surrendering monkey that can conquer only dim-witted women.
48) How would 3 greet 4?
Latvia is running from Russia and bumps into England. He cries, asking him to save him from Russia.
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
Probably nothing…
50) What would 5 dream of about 6?
Russia dreams that he cracking America's empty blonde head with his pipe.
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both eat an excessive amount of one type of food.
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
Sweden is mistreating Finland's dog.
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
At an opera.
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That Gilbird is missing.
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Germany threatened to take Gilbird away and proceeds to do so.
56) Is 3 gay?
Not by choice!
