"OMG! Wetclan is stealing Sunningrocks! We, should like, attack them!" shrieked a big dark tabby.
Around him cats were doing violent things—violently. Some of them were gathering fur in their claws, and some were trying to rip off other cats' tails. All around, cats were snapping at each other and some were fleeing in pure terror.
"Treepump's been killed by a random rockfall! Even though the rock was perfectly firm and safe before Loudclan came tramping over it! Run, or they'll shred us with their awesomeness! EEEEK!" screamed a random kitty.
A little black cat stared as the evil villainous cat of this story killed Scarletspine! Ohnoes! But then the kitty looked up, saw Crowtoes, and yowled;
"Don't run, Crowtoes, it's harder to kill you that way! And besides, I'm your father!"
Horrified and shocked, Crowtoes almost had a heart-attack, but managed to run away to Indigoplanet.
The evil villainous cat sighed and sat down.
"Well that could've gone better. I wanted to have long father-son talks and go hunting together, and rule the forest with him."
—
Meanwhile, Indigoplanet was trying to sleep, but Dottedfoliage made it very difficult.
"Indigoplanet!"
*Snores*
"Indigoplanet!"
*Rolls over*
"Indigoplanet!"
*Groans and begins to get up*
"INDIGOPLANET!"
"What?"
"Indigoplanet!"
"What?"
"Indigoplanet!"
"What is it, Dottedfoliage?"
"I had a sign from Planetclan!"
"Finally," muttered Indigoplanet.
"Heat will save our clan's cheese! It must be reeeaaallly important, too, cause they spelled it out in the stars!"
"What?" asked Indigoplanet, poking her head out of her den. Indeed, written in the stars were the words:
'Heat will save the clan's cheese.'
Of course, Indigoplanet didn't want to break it to her, but she suspected the only reason Planetclan had written it out for her was that Dottedfoliage was so...stupid.
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Sorry, Spottedleaf lovers!
But it was fun to write.
The next chapter is even more fun!
Yes it is! Sorry this was so short. They'll get longer.
Hehe. Gray is so cute.
Shut it!
You think so too!
Grr...
