Chibi: So here is our second drabble!
Disclaimer: Do not own.
Drabble 2: Sorting, EAT or NOT?
Jaden stared up at the masked figure known as Lord Death. She tilted her head to the side, the towering figure copying her movements.
Haou coughed to get the Reapers attention. "Um, Lord Death, don't you think-"
"REAPER CHOP!"
Haou clutched her head in pain as Lord Death stood over her. "Haou, how long have we known each other?"
Haou thought for a moment. "A couple thousand years, give or take a couple hundred."
"So~, if that is the case, what should you call me?"
"... Dad."
"Exactly!"
Lord Death scampered back to his mirror, which started glowing. "Spirit, I need you to bring me 'it' to the Death Room ASAP!"
A red haired man came in, pushing what looked like some sort of cage with ping pong balls inside of it.
Lord Death pushed Jaden towards the cage. "Go on sweetie, pick your class!"
Haou raised an eyebrow. "What happened to the hat (1)?"
Lord Death gave the impression of pouting. "He got a better job at some private school in England couple hundred years ago."
"What about the scarf (2)?"
Lord Death twiddled his fingers. "It kinda got destroyed in a witch attack during the 80's."
"I got one!"
Haou and Lord Death turned to see Jaden holding a ball with a crescent moon on it.
Spirit smiled. "Looks like you are in the Crescent Moon class with my Maka! You are an 'EAT' then!" He then caught sight of Haou and walked over to her, taking her hand and kissing it. "I hope that I get to see you often as well."
Spirit received a 'Haou Chop' and 'Reaper Chop' to the head, doubling his pain as his hair soaked in a small puddle of his blood.
Jaden took the moment to lightly tap Spirit on the head, mimicking the previous two. "Jaden Chop!"
Chibi: We got our second one up! Don't worry, I'll update my other stories soon.
(1) Harry Potter Sorting Hat
(2) The Scarf of Sexual Preference from A Very Potter Sequel.
